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Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you're a huge HIPSTER. [ Dependent Douchestuck!Dave blog - triggers will be tagged and no art is mine unless stated otherwise. ]

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Send me a ※ for a drawing of your muse, made by my muse.

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Haha. Hahahaha.

I hate all of you.

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my mascara is running because of you

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kittycatculture said: Come over here so we can watch Sailor Moon.

you know what i might just do that and also show you the new cat pictures because newsflash i got a whole bunch of strays in a photoshoot

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technotactical said: Whose fault is that?

yours for bribing the cat lady with macncheese

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barricades room and hides in closet since i actually still dont have a door

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Did I miss anything?

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rose rose rose rose rose

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i am scared for my life and if my brother comes in my room i will scream bloody murder

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technotactical said: I haven’t decided. What are your limits?

i would love if you had something that could speak but definantly NO owls and no under ANY circumstances are we getting a mockingbird theyre annoying as all hell man

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technotactical said: I want a bird.

looks at really intensely

a bird what kind of bird that will decide if we get one or not

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i feel as though i missed something important and im too lazy to scroll through blogs now enlighten me before i do what i usually do to get information

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sshit i gotta go celebrating easter early and gotta go get the bae

talk to u guy s l8r!!!

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➤ kindly reblog/like this post if you’re up to any kind of abusive plots.

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i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

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This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

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I snorted.

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I am QUITTING animation forever because I will never make anything as hilarious and cute as this. 

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How come we’re not talking about how this is also horrifying?!? I mean, that poor chip!!

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INTERRUPTION

13. Your muse rudely ruins the nap mine was having

Your mouth was half-parted and your eyes shut, a line of drool dripping out of the corner of your mouth. You were no doubt asleep, curled on your side with your legs crossed over each other in a weird way, blanket half on you half not, and arms in front of you.

Yes, you were a heavy sleeper, not to mention one to move a lot in their sleep.

You weren’t expecting interruption, none at all, but holy fucking shit this was not how you planned to wake up. You were taken out of your beautiful dreams and suddenly snapped back to reality when someone decided to fucking pounce on you to wake you up.

You gave a particularly loud screech, flailing until you were facing the intruder with an exaggerated groan.

“WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT WAS THAT FOR?!”

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Interruption

27. Your muse walks in on mine crying

Yes, it was just one of those days. Things were getting to you, that whole nothing bothers me act is set aside, blah blah, you know the drill. There was just something about Fridays though, being it’s usually the last day you have to deal with shit like that and hey it’s also the day that people ‘give up’ so to say.

You were sitting in your room, head in your hands and legs crossed. Conveniently you were placed in the center of the floor, not really making it over to the bed like you had planned. You had dropped your stuff in the room and you were just sitting there, whimpering as you thought over everything that had happened this week.

All the names, the faking, the lying, everything, it was just a lot—

Before you could convince yourself otherwise you were already in tears, hiccuping and choking on air as you tried your absolute hardest to stop. You were good at being quiet with only the occasional grunt or whimper, but it what you weren’t good at was not being occupied enough to notice people.

So when you did finally look up, face a mess and body shaking, you noticed your brother which made your breath catch in your throat.

Aw fuck, you’re screwed.