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Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

izzy444angel

this is me all day

reckless-glitch

aqlstar

For those not familiar with Philly sports- Gritty is our hockey team mascot.

Unlike most other NHL mascots, he’s not really… supposed to be anything.

Expect for kind of a deranged lovable asshole?

Anyway, there’s nothing white dudes in Philly love more than Gritty.

cryptotheism

Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

cryptotheism

Insane that he did all that while naming his characters shit like Count Evilcount and Peter Penissex.

transhumanisticpanspermia

it remains insane that he wrote a love sonnet hinges on the idea "you will live forever because this sonnet, specifically, will be remembered for all time" and that sonnet, specifically, became so famous that it serves as a synecdoche for the very concept of poetry. world historic called shot.

feluka

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

yekkes

Be horny about Nosferatu I do not care but also do not lose sight of how much the European depiction of vampires relies on making monstrous an orientalized ethnic other. There is literal Nazi propaganda depicting Jews as vampires and that did not spring forth from nowhere. Stoker's depiction of Romani people in "Dracula," even if not as vampires, is extremely racist. Yes, vampirism as a metaphor for queerness and sexual expression also exists but I'm seeing a lot of people only discussing that.

yekkes

Vampirism as it relates to sexuality actually cannot be divorced from the depiction of vampires as demonized ethnic others because the concept of them as sexually predatory often stemmed from white supremacist anxieties about the "defilement" of Pure White Women. If vampirism by nature relies on the violation of others, it is necessary to examine the historical context of why exactly that is.

urbanlegends

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

knitmeapony

These posts are cousins to me.

backagainpodcast

Happy Longest Night. The light-soaked days are on their way. I hope you all are safe and warm today and all days.

myconetted

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

longlivechips

#taz balance #YEAH

d0d0-b0i

keep on meeting these guys on my runs, what’s their deal??

#taz balance

little-miss-rasputin-pageant

jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.