people in hats kill people

[indie jervis tetch/mad hater rp blog. preboot canon.]

[sanxr]

jervis tetch + tea

"Orange Spice? Earl Grey? Constant Comment? China Rose? Chamomile? Jasmine? Formosa! Oolong! Red Zinger! It’s quite rude not to have  a n y  tea!”

[hatsdontkillpeople]

[Posts have been liked/drafted, sorry I wasn't on today! I'll try and get on tomorrow but rehearsals/other blogs are running me dry. So sorry!!]

[hetasdames-blog-blog]

David Wayne, Frank Sinatra and their four-legged The Tender Trap costar break into song, 1955.

[thelittledidtheyknow-bat-blog]

searchingformyalice has been spotted

"….Tetch…"

[hatsdontkillpeople]

"Hatter." He corrected. “Who are you?"

[thelittledidtheyknow-bat-blog]

"Batgirl…hence the logo." Her lips pressed. “What’re you up to, Hatter?"

[hatsdontkillpeople]

"Isn't she blonde?"

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+ justaharlequin

"Oh, hello. Again."

[justaharlequin-deactivated20180]

"Hello… Ya ain’t seeming too happy to be seeing me." Harley stated absentmindedly, messing with her blonde hair.

[hatsdontkillpeople]

"You're in the way of my search, dear."

[thelittledidtheyknow-bat-blog]

searchingformyalice has been spotted

"….Tetch…"

[hatsdontkillpeople]

"Hatter." He corrected. "Who are you?"

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+ofrabbitsandrogues

[hatsdontkillpeople]

That’s all I have, Alice! Some say Jervis Tetch. But that died long ago. I’m the Hatter now, it’s all I have! I promise! I swear!

[ofrabbitsandrogues]

Well, if Hatter is the name you insist on, it would be rude not to call you by it. [slight smile] Nice to meet you, then.

How did you know my name?

[hatsdontkillpeople]

Pleasure is all mine!

Oh, it was a guess. I went out on a whim, if you will. You look like Alice.

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+ justaharlequin

"Oh, hello. Again."

[hatsdontkillpeople]

[ my skype is images-of-wonderland by the way if anyone wants? ]

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+ofrabbitsandrogues

A-A-Alice? Is that you?

[ofrabbitsandrogues]

[surprise] Ah, my name is Alice, yes. Are you alright over there sir?

[hatsdontkillpeople]

Alice?! It’s me! The Hatter!

[ofrabbitsandrogues]

I’m sorry? I’m not… Well I’m afraid I’ve stopped looking for Hatters a very long time ago sir. Another name would be nice.

[hatsdontkillpeople]

That's all I have, Alice! Some say Jervis Tetch. But that died long ago. I'm the Hatter now, it's all I have! I promise! I swear!

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+ofrabbitsandrogues

A-A-Alice? Is that you?

[ofrabbitsandrogues]

[surprise] Ah, my name is Alice, yes. Are you alright over there sir?

[hatsdontkillpeople]

Alice?! It's me! The Hatter!

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+ofrabbitsandrogues

A-A-Alice? Is that you?

[t-h-u-g-l-i-f-e]

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+queenofplants

[queenofplants]

As the plant mistress listen to the Mad Hatter’s rants about Alice, she is deciding if she will go along with the flow or dismiss his perception of reality and Alice. She then decided to go along with the former choice. “Well I haven’t seen your darling Alice around here. Have you tried other places?" 

[hatsdontkillpeople]

Shame, really. I’ll look elsewhere. I was about to have tea, though, would you care to join me?

[queenofplants]

"And here I was, about to ask the same thing. Sure why not Jervis, I wonder what your tea taste like." 

[hatsdontkillpeople]

Since you're not Alice, I won't give you one of my original blends. How about some nice green tea?

[thesonofhellstrommoved-blog]

searchingformyalice seeks the son of Hell

"Uh- hey. Who are you, again?"

[hatsdontkillpeople]

"Why, I'm the Hatter. And you are, little boy?"

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+batoutofhell

What a queer little mask. Ever think of a hat?

[hatsdontkillpeople]

+shapedbytragedy

"Oooh. Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. There you are, Batty old friend. Now, can I take a teensie-weensie itty-bitty peak at that cowl? Hmm?"