Hau

Alola! Wanna go to the malasada shop with me? (Member of Glory Route)

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azaleanet:

It is the tragic story of the Uchiha Clan after all…

The Hoochie-Ma Clan? Look, you don’t need to tell me the occupation of your mother.

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narutoharmonia:

He stares at the male before him.

Stomp? Cha……cha?

Ahaha! I’m just messing with you, dude. So where are you headed?

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I can't believe it I found your criminal record. I'm telling ur mom

If you found my so called “criminal record”, then what was the crime that I committed?

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dragonempressclair:

For assaulting my eyes with that unnecessary small tiddy window.

Umm but that’s nothing compared to what you were doing with that salamence a while back...

[skxllsister]

zzzzzzzzz

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*finds her sleeping*

Hey, hey. You don’t know what kind of people might stumble across you sleeping like that. There are better places to nap than here.

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indolere:

“My eyes are blue, you know.”

Oh fuk. Sorry about that, dude.

Here we go! All fixed!

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saffronsiren started following you

Hey! Did I hear you say something about malasadas?

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azaleanet:

Yes, but no. He’d still be young, but he’s no longer alive.

He was one of the heads of the Uchiha clan, so he was slayed along with the rest of my clan.

I feel like I’ve heard that somewhere before...

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I can't believe it I found your criminal record. I'm telling ur mom

If you found my so called “criminal record”, then what was the crime that I committed?

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@indolere

Wow! I can’t believe that I found a pic of you with your eyes showing!

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jessaddvodka:

That is actually a great idea! Malasadas are so popular that a stand could attract some people and everyone would see how better Po town is!

Glad that you like the idea!

Say, besides helping rebuild Po Town, how else do you spend your time? Like hobbies and stuff.

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azaleanet:

Nah.

That’s my grandfather’s name, LOL.

The cabbage rituals runs in the family.

So if running with cabbages gives you eternal youth (supposedly) and your grandpa runs with cabbages, does that mean that he’s still young, too?

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jessaddvodka:

It’s actually coming along really well. We’ve already had people move in. But I won’t turn down any help you offer.

Just let me know what needs to get done and I’ll help out! I could always set up a malasada food stand on one of the streets?

[attxcks]

BEGONE THOT

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*leaves*

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azaleanet:

Your momma calls me every variation that exists for that word already.

If I can’t call you any variation of “daddy”

then how about

cabbage grandpa?

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azaleanet:

Nah, your momma calls me that already.

Try something else.

Then how about papi?

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narutoharmonia:

W-What now?

Right foot let’s stomp

Left foot let’s stomp

Cha Cha real smooth