[hauntedhorrible]

nobody will ever do lsd with me it’s just me and my colors meeee and my colors

[hauntedhorrible]

meetup with all my mutuals i haven’t talked to in 5 years where we all take two tabs and rebuild the internet from scratch

[hauntedhorrible]

nobody will ever do lsd with me it’s just me and my colors meeee and my colors

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[mudvi]

[hauntedhorrible]

2026 i will spend no money on legacy bands unless my favorite member is visibly on the verge of death

[lyriumrain]

Another wonderfull secret

[clownologist]

I’m giving people until June to get these heated rivalry guys off my phone screen

[hauntedhorrible]

listened to some front bottoms again this weekend and it felt awesome but pale beneath the tan really snapped me out of it. this is NOT a man i need to be listening to while searching for emotional growth or peace

[hauntedhorrible]

my fellow earthicans…do u think phish is worth my time? im gonna see a cover band but i would love to hear a real persons opinion

[hauntedhorrible]

this is really incriminating and exposes my lack of life experience, but the main context in which i understand phish includes

-phish food ice cream

-“under the table and phishing”, hit minigame from podcast my brother my brother and me in which contestants guess whether song lyrics are by dave matthews or phish

-my dad says they play music pretty good

[hauntedhorrible]

my fellow earthicans…do u think phish is worth my time? im gonna see a cover band but i would love to hear a real persons opinion

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[lonestatus]

how to manipulate people into talking to you

tips for making friends when you are evil

how to hide the darkness in your heart from potential friends

how to be normal

how to say hi without becoming an abuser

[earthdad]

i will not stop doing peace signs in photos until there is world peace

[hauntedhorrible]

im a lifelong fan but i will never forgive weird al for his commitment to fatphobia

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[junglejim4322]

Doing incredibly badly if you haven’t heard from me lately it is because I’m that close to rock bottom etc