A Tender Human Bean

|Loreli/Lori|21|Pan|Single Pringle|Indiana |she/her/ hers|ISFP|Art Education Major

[unbotheredmuse]

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

[sokovianunion-deactivated201807]

Museum lady: these items aren’t for sale… you can’t buy these

Killmonger: how do you think your ancestors got these? You think they paid a fair price, or did they steal it? Just like they stole everything else?

Me:

[anthonyamorim]

pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

[diamondnokouzai]

“shitty memory” aesthetic

-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them

-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say

-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be

-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago

-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it

-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development

-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo

-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”

-it can be

-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget

-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder

-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place

-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of

-did that happen or was i dreaming

-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[chico-robot]

give him the squishy beans

[dannyboisideblog]

West Virginia teachers just shut down the ENTIRE STATES SCHOOLS.

They went on strike.

They worked with churches, community centers, and food banks to make sure that students who rely on school to be a safe place or for a meal will still be able to get them.

They are one of the lowest funded states for education. Many teachers working retail and food service on the weekends.

They can’t properly make lesson plans when they can’t feed their own children.

They can’t teach all day to kids after working all night to pay bills.

They can’t watch their students education suffer because they are not being paid enough to live.

They are demanding better funding to schools.

They are demanding pay raises.

They are demanding better health benefits.

They are demanding the safety of their students.

Students in multiple counties led a support system for their teachers. Wearing purple to support them and hyping up social media.

[killerzebras]

More information. WV teachers are the 48th-lowest paid in the country and are looking at only 1-2% raises over the next few years. (Vox)

My mom was a teacher and still works in the public schools. My dad volunteers at the same school. I support teachers, and I support teachers doing what they have to do to get the salaries and benefits they need and deserve.

[yourfaveisilluminati]

STRIKE ✊✊✊

[iopele]

SUPPORT THEM!!!

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[somethingunlikeanythingelse]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[unicorn--prince]

@staff PLEASE let us reblog ads Jesus I’m dying this is so funny

[taluluto-deactivated20190219]

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

[dicklessturdpusher-blog]

[thequantumqueer]

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

[goblinparty]

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

[armadillobear]

Do no harm but take no shit

[sarahlinauthor]

DO NO HARM BUT TAKE NO SHIT

[dirtbaby2016]

i think a forgotten relic of shit from the “eyeliner so sharp it could kill a man” era of tumblr feminism was the hordes of people convincing young girls that fucking a boys dad was the most empowering thing you could do as a woman

[chickennchipsahoy-blog]

“do you ONLY care about your ocs?”

no i also care about my friends’ ocs too

[aguydrawsgames]

If we’re friends you better believe I want to hear everything about your lil goblins

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

*looks at balloon touching ceiling*

Me: “… Where’d that come from? Why has no one gotten it down?”

Coworker: “no one has been tall enough to reach it or been able to jump high enough to get it”

Me: *balances desire for the Balloon versus perpetuating the black stereotype that I can jump really high"

[penemueblogs]

But did you get the balloon?

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

… Yes

[kaptainandy]