faking bisexuality for shin sekai yori clout

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[diamondnokouzai]

can horse sex be feminist? and other questions the modern world refuses to answer

this is a re-upload of my video essay about suzy mckee charnas' Holdfast Chronicles series of books and cirio h. santiago's 1988 ""film"" The Sisterhood. watch out!

[fruitless-vain]

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

[fruitless-vain]

I’m sure this will get buried but for the sake of answering all your FAQs

- they’re Opawz pet specific dyes. Non toxic made specifically for dogs. Once they’re set and rinsed they can groom themselves normally, they pose no danger to her in any way, no fumes, there’s no bleach involved

- my dog is trained with cooperative care skills, the process is not stressful for her, she gets paid heavily for her cooperation and looks forwards to the opportunity to earn extra snacks with the grooming

- she’s a mini American shepherd, her name is Yoshi

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[great-and-small]

Truffle pigs when they finally find the last underground mushroom in the grove

[sapphosewrites]

I've probably watched too much Leverage, because a man in campus cop uniform came in to ask questions about our box office safe today and my boss let him in and gave him all the info he wanted, no questions asked, and all I could think is that we are horrifically easy to con

[sapphosewrites]

Yes, guy with a toolbelt who says he's the plumber here to fix our known leak, please have unrestricted access to our basement directly below the box office.

If this were Leverage he would be drilling through the floor right now

[kajaono]

Maybe he is? Have you checked?

[sapphosewrites]

No, although I did check the organizational ID of the British woman who came in to do a last minute film shoot on the second floor, bringing with her an equipment cart large enough to hide a person in.

[sapphosewrites]

So it turns out that there is, indeed, money missing from the safe.

[rockstarcotta]

[hugsohugs]

happy Phoenix Wright Gets Hit by a Car Day everyone

[catfishimages]

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[straycatj]

家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと？

Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?

むー……

Hmmmm……

そうですよ！オレですよ！オレがやりましたよ！

That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!

[grogusdads]

this tik tok has me in fucking tears

[diamondnokouzai]

books also used to be more than 200 pages long

[diamondnokouzai]

#hateralert!! books used to be good

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

The reason why so many of y'all's feminism sucks is because you still believe deep down in your hearts that there are only two kinds of people in the world: precious, ethereal, fragile dollthings called "women", and violent, lustful, rage-fueled apes called "men". Until you throw that idea away, 3rd-grade-tier "girls rule boys drool, girls are princesses and boys are stinky :(" is as feminist as we'll ever get-- and I hope it's obvious that that's lightyears away from the bare minimum of where we need to be.

[nonbinary-wrath-month]

I don't know how I'm supposed to explain to ostensibly trans-friendly feminists that "women are beautiful soft things made of glass, men are obsessed with violence and sex" is exactly what the patriarchy wants you to believe. Patriarchy wants you to believe that being a woman and/or having a vagina (patriarchy generally believes those two things are synonymous) makes one shatter on impact with reality. It makes you easier to control if you are scared shitless of the other half of the population, and it makes you more compliant with your lot in life if you believe it is in the nature of the other half of the population to rape and kill rather than realise those were choices those individual rapists and murderers made. There is no way to make gender essentialism progressive and feminist, because it is one of patriarchy's tools of subjugation. Stop trying to make it progressive.

And I can scream all of that from the rooftops over and over again, and what I hear in reply is "Trans men really are men because no woman would ever decide to become an inherently evil repugnant rapist ape", and "You're so right. Trans women are women because they too are pretty delicate little objects I can fuck", and "You're non-binary? So are you fucktoy non-binary or sexpest non-binary?", and my patience runs ever thinner.

[sapphireh3arts]

today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the life they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.

[diamondnokouzai]

qlso catherines backstory would involve her being a fellow GNR reporter (but like the farming/agricultural/science vs 3dog being more pop jock) and then the enclave kidnaps her (1st siege on Nova Radium Galactic per bos reckoning, 1st siege capital waste dialect) which was when she met james. and then james fell in love with her and betrayed the enclave to get his kid in vault 101. so people Knew catherine in the wasteland. lends more goodwill to the lone wanderer than Shithead James

[diamondnokouzai]

other fallout 3 if it were good notes:

rivet city is connected with the enclave kind of like the GNR is the BoS, and you complete the museum of history quest + discover an 'enclave pipboy' key item then you can get a vulpes inculta-style encounter with colonel autumn where he tasks you with a lore/fetch quest to find old enclave files

along with the enclave v. BoS conflict theres an actually fleshed out conflict between paradise falls and 'the metro' (underground railroad in the dc subway tunnels) (this way the subway doesnt suck ass) (i already liked the subways)

again the super mutants are now explicitly a tool of the enclave--vault 87 failed when the original batch of supermutants organized a rebellion against the scientists & eventually died of old age, but the enclave took it over and started FEVing people again (hence why 3dog is talking about them like theyre new)

any supermutants that still attack you if you join the enclave are just dickheads. so the lore is as consistent as ever.

you can tell your shithead dad that he almost got you killed when he left the vault. if we lived in a world where people could have fun then id also put in a christianity perk and atheism perk but we all know how that goes. but those perks would basically just be cherchez le femme for religion, except for the rivet city date rape quest

the rivet city date rape quest also doesnt give you good karma for getting the guy date raped. in fact it gives you evil karma. you get good karma for either setting the girl up with someone else or convincing her to give up on him, and bad karma if you get the guy to scream at her

anyways the christian perk also lets you comment on all the christian names in the game. and call the treeminders pagans.

speaking of the treeminders theyre the anti-BoS they do a human sacrifice with protectrons when you first meet them

if you complete the mesmotron quest you can join the raiders as a faction--but if you do you wont be able to take any quests from megaton or the metro and also moira's prices will rise. theres also a powder ganger-style quest with springdale raiders, except you learn that stockholm had killed a raider unprovoked a few days previous, so its a little more complicated

i dont want to worldbuild the raiders as a faction. but i will. theyre neoconfederates but ayn rand libertarians, so you can buy your way out of slavery. but slaves cant earn money + any caps they find bhelong to their owner.

if you join them you get a hat called the fountainhead that gives you a barter bonus

speaking fo factions if you do the enclave quest you become the president

there is also a children of atom/underworld quest (o at least if you do one you get benefits to the other) and if you complete their quests after the ending you become a ghoul canonically

if you join this faction you get a quest to free gob and bring him back to the underground.

also the gnr are more followers of the apocalypse-types now, so after the lone wanderer's canonical death they secede from the BoS

no they dont canonically die i just like that ending. you get called a dickhead if you ssend in sarah lyons, a disappointment to your parents if you send fawkes in, or if you have charon or clover and send one of them in, and a loyal patriot if you send in RL-3

i like the idea of having your dad do the end slides narration but the redditors would riot. actually i think catherine should do them but redditors would carbomb me.

every faction except the raiders will reward you for killing dukhov, but you only get the golden ending to the quest if you set cherry & fantasia up with weapons and training (available from BoS or enclave, since theyre still the main factions). you can also send RL-3 or charon to them.

[diamondnokouzai]

herbert daring dashwood also gets a possible good ending for the reverse racism tenpenny ending wherein he can move to underworld, sponsored by argyle his ghoul manservant (roy's feral brother). afterwards the player can meet him and he comments on how excelle tthe food is. the fridge is full of strange meat, human organs, and iguana bits.