[chelsamander]

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[substanti4negr4]

fuck total drama island 

fuck these two dorks for pulling me in

[samuraijacksoff]

we r going to put aku in a long tube sock 2moro and start helicopter swinging if anybody wanna join open invite

[ckret2]

[ckret2]

The first time Aku met and fought Jack—and for the next few millennia while he waited for Jack to reappear—I don't think Aku considered Jack his nemesis.

I think Aku considered Jack the son of his nemesis—the nemesis whom Aku had already defeated, humiliated, and watched die. This kid playing with daddy's sword is just a loose end Aku needs to clean up. Sure, Aku still doesn't wanna get stabbed by that thing, but Jack isn't the real threat; he's just an echo of the threat.

And then Jack showed up, mowed his way through an entire army of beetle bots, and went on to systematically dismember every single threat Aku threw at him, and Aku went "...ah."

[achillesinhighheels]

[diesuckersdie]

*in hidgens voice* : Alexa, play “super rich kids by frank ocean”

[stunfiskz]

the fact that they’re all like 30 now just makes the idea of the new cast and the original cast competing in a season together even more funny to me i need to see heather trying to argue with julia only for julia to just be like “millennial moment”

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[muttsandmustelidae]

“that was so cool, please never do it again” is a phrase i find myself saying to my dog far too often

[muttsandmustelidae]

tags for context, but it feels important to remind everyone that this dog still believes that a 4ft fence is impenetrable

[tdmaybe]

winner’s pov

[littlebosslady7]

Thaisha Lloy Lore drop from @quiddie on her instastory.

[probuccalfat]

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is that you should ideally give birth in a fully equipped and staffed medical facility or if you insist on giving birth through an alternative method you should be within minutes of a hospital and i mean under 5 minutes if you’d like me to be really fucking frank

[probuccalfat]

like i can get on board with so much feminist theory and stuff, truly, and i do acknowledge that obstetrics and gynaecology as a field holds blind spots that are egregious (e.g. infant and maternal mortality in the black community) but there is no empowerment in risky birthing practices that our foremothers, and i’m not mincing words, often suffered through. birthing is natural, but it is not “easy” or even “innate”, it is best practiced guided and witnessed by those that know what to do in an emergency. you are not reconnecting to any innate feminine nature by practicing dangerous birthing practices—you are recreating a time when the bodies and lives of women barely mattered and it was expected that death would/could occur at insane and tragic rates.

[probuccalfat]

this is a hill i will spend the rest of my days fighting on because while i am not interested in birthing children myself, i have an incredible passion and interest in the field of labour and delivery. it’s been one of my greatest joys to play even a small part in delivering neonates. i do not want anyone to risk their babies over a deeply, deeply misguided idea of free birth being “the natural way” when natural is not always synonymous with the safest way.

[anarchohellenism]

So many people think it's either midwife or doctor. It's not. Have your midwife or doula in the hospital room with you, I promise the doctors don't give a shit. Hell, you can have her do the delivery itself and just have the doctors there as emergency backup! But for the love of your baby, go to the fucking hospital.

[probuccalfat]

yup. a lot of hospitals are willing to work with you to realize your birthing plan as much as they can within safe limits and parameters. my hospital is closely and highly allied with midwives all up and down the coast, with the explicit instruction to call the midwife when we know a labouring patient is about to deliver so we can respect their plan. genuinely, you can have almost any kind of birth you want—just make sure that there are qualified professionals in attendance, and it’s not just midwives or OBGYNS you need. you have no idea when you’ll need a respiratory therapist on call, you have no idea when you will need a blood transfusion within minutes or risk certain death, L&D nurses do not have the same training as NICU nurses if a baby declines rapidly. it’s a literal thousand things that can go wrong and you should be in the best place for them to go wrong.

[pitviperofdoom]

I try not to fall into the "I never liked their work anyway" ditch when an artist/creator reveals themself to be a terrible person

BUT

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

[grntaire]

breaking my silence. it is insane that a marriage is more celebrated than earning a degree.