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Dislocation (Huang Jianxin, 1986)

no met gala look will ever top cee lo greens powerful sorcerers garb from the grammys that one time

sincerely the best part of all of this is that he later claimed that he was never physically present at the grammys, and the figure seen here was an entirely different entity called "Gnarly Davidson"

zegalba

群青 | Shan Kuuro

marleysfinest

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent

teaboot

Okay there all look great with the EXCEPTION of Howl's bed, are you kidding me

Look at that thang. The duvet, the pillowcases- that shit is embroidered and beaded to FUCK. That's your victorian great-great-grandmother's fanciest display sheets for the decorative guest room nobody ever uses. You roll over the wrong way on one of those appliqué czech glass flowers and lose a goddamn eye. Abrasive as hell. Too delicate to machine-wash, too, so the fabric itself gotta be tough like sandpaper. That, or frayed all to shit, like you shift a little in the night and get sequins falling all over like a drunk queen in a bouncy castle. You know I'm right. Look at him. Look at how he's sleeping and tell me that man's so much as SAT on those sheets in his life. My girl Sophie did her best but we all know that's his fancy interior design hashtag #aesthetic Instagram influencer background room. He doesn't SLEEP there, he sleeps on the couch or on the floor or in the reclined seat of his busted-out Subaru in the garage that hasn't worked right in five years cause he doesn't know what an oil change is. That's the room he uses for makeup tutorials and Shien Hauls (derogatory). Look at that man. Look at him for five seconds and tell me he isn't gonna wake up in an hour crying over snagged hair and floral imprints on his face. What the HELL Sophie baby that blowdried bitch has a twelve step twice daily skin care routine and you're RUINING it. Walked right past his twin size flannel futon in the corner down the hall and dumped him in the biggest bed she could find like a bedazzled roadkill possum. Didn't even put his bonnet on. Sophie I love you so much but first thing he does after he chips his nails clawing his way out of that thing is get your Amelia Bedilia ass. I'm so sorry

minimal-effort-name

This almost compares to that guy who wrote The Rant about hating Olaf

teaboot

you mean this guy

vivresavie-deactivated20200618

Jack Lemmon as Jerry/Daphne Some Like it Hot (1959, dir. Billy Wilder)

medusaesque

Jaakko Pallasvuo / David Lynch (The Angriest Dog In The World)

anyataylorjoys

POOR THINGS (2023) dir. Yorgos Yanthimos

zegalba

Abandoned Stone Hands Sculpture, Japan. 埼玉県南部現机石亡噂の巨大龙白山手。— toshibo

bigbigbigtruck

eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

heavymetalandreflective

the cuntress & some bi dude

angelhive

Julia Condon, Mobile of the Light among the Shadows.

gayrudeboys

yesterday i was ringing up an old man at work and he asked if i wanted to see his pride and joy, pulled out his wallet, and in the place where you’d keep a picture of like your family he had this