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@haven-caldwell
laranasseri:
I need someone to teach me how to use this thing. You know, caffeine withdrawal is listed as a condition in the DSM-5, and my PA has much better things to be doing than fetching me coffee.
Pop the pod in, lower the lid, press the start button, and enjoy. Did you not take the Keurig v. ADA course in law school?
natnunez:
Yes, tonight the 2021 Red Sox team that those NESN fucks said was going to be trash all year have swept the Yankees at Yankee stadium for the first time in ten years, thanks for asking.
But I didn’t ask.
scarletaedan:
Really, it’s fine. Don’t look at me like that. A refill would be great.
No offense, but it’s... kind of a gruesome sight. You sure you don’t want some ice or something? — Saying “it’s better you than me” would make me sound like a bitch, which is on brand but... you look like you could use someone being nice for a change. So I’ll just say I hope the other guy looks worse.
cassie-kennedy:
I live in Manhattan — so I’m pretty familiar with the concept of: ‘harmless, probably’.
As long as you don’t get between him and his next fix, he won’t bite. — We’re not as entertaining as Manhattan, though. Sorry to disappoint in advance.
cassie-kennedy:
Is that how people entertain themselves around here?
Trust me, it’s a step up from what a lot of people do around here for entertainment. He’s harmless. Probably. Don’t quote me on that, though.
cassie-kennedy:
Paris has over 2.6 million citizens, which is roughly 20,000 people per square kilometer — metric system, not imperial — 6,100 streets, and the most overwhelming traffic density in Europe, but not a single stop sign. The last one was seen in the 16th district, at the Quai Saint-Exupéry, until it was removed in 2016. Parisians said it was stolen, and not removed by authorities. Just like the man running with a dented stop sign i just saw coming from the airport by Bay Street. Someone should take care of that.
Why? I think it’s entertaining. Let him keep going.
daisyfranklin:
That’s actually kinda nice to hear when you always seem so… put together.
If I look put together to you, that means I’m doing my job right. First rule of thumb is to never let anyone see you sweat.
scarletaedan:
Covering it kind of feels like asking for an infection. Plus make up kind of freaks me out. It’s all good. But thanks.
I’m not exactly well-versed in wound care. — Does it hurt? If you want something else to numb the pain, I’ll grab you a refill.
daisyfranklin:
Okay, sure but say it too fast and before you know it, you’ll be Shaven.
Please don’t say that where my legs can hear. It’s been a few days and I’m already embarrassed.
scarletaedan:
We as a society should stop reserving day drinking for the weekends. Empty bars really kill the energy.
I can totally help if you want to cover that up. Or make it look even... slightly less garish.
victoria-devereaux:
Does this mean you’re saving Tall Victoria for me?
Of course I am. You’re the tallest person I know.
I’ll now be going by “short Haven,” for future reference. Thank you.
rickytorresphpd:
Guess it’s a good thing that you do know better then, huh? You must really hate the Baleman kid though, if you’re willing to extend the offer even to me if he’s arrested.
It’s not hatred, Officer Torres. I just have a very low tolerance for people who intentionally hurt others.
rickytorresphpd:
I guess I’ll just have to hope that if he does turn up, then I’m on call that night. Or would that be trying my luck to aim for a free drink twice in one week?
If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were eager just eager to see me. Don’t test your luck with my generosity, but even if you were the one on call that night, the offer stands.
rickytorresphpd:
Then I’d advise for you to do just that. Stay well clear of him — from what I’ve heard he’s not exactly been thrilled by the whole affair. And if he does, if he turns up here and starts kicking off — are you planning on sticking to you guns on the not talking to the police front, or will we get a call-out?
If he shows up here and makes a scene... I’m calling the police so the police can do their jobs, and then I’ll buy the arresting officer a drink as a thank you for taking out the trash on a weeknight so I don’t have to. It’s a win-win for me and whoever gets the call. I get to kick my feet up and let someone else deal with it, and whoever shows up gets to have the honor of arresting the son of a bitch.
rickytorresphpd:
If you have anything beyond what he looks like to base that on, you know that now’s the time to speak up, right?
I can’t give you anything concrete. At least, nothing that you could use to make a case on. But the way he treats women around here? It doesn’t scream upstanding citizen. He’s been banned from the Royale until further notice for vague threats. And I’ve heard through the grapevine that he’s so inflammatory, he nearly got himself decked in the middle of the street. Like I said, it’s nothing concrete. I never saw anything criminal. But if you meet him, you know. There’s some people you just know to stay away from.
rickytorresphpd:
Never said it was fair. Technically, if he’d been too drunk to be able to tell how drunk she was, then he hasn’t actually broken the law. Don’t get me wrong, I shouldn’t imagine that was the case but how do you prove that?
Please, have you seen him? He looks like the type to get severe whiskey dick after his second drink, and that’s being generous. — Isn’t it ironic, though? You spend all this time trying to catch criminals and somehow the actual criminal slips through the cracks. Because he is. Between us, we both know he wasn’t too drunk.