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[havenitewisdom]

[doingbad]

So I don’t approve of Scandal in Bohemia adaptation that take away Irene Adler outsmarting Holmes or giving them some deeper connection. However, if we have to, why aren’t there any adaptation I can find where Irene hired Holmes first and they’re in cahoots the whole time to trick her shitty ex???

Irene, pitching this plan to Holmes over drinks the week before: "Oh! You know what would be sooo good? If when you got to the apartment all I left was a photograph."

Holmes: "I should ask for the photo as payment."

Irene, serious now: "Tell Watson to write in how hot my husband is."

Events play out exactly the same but they make more sense now:

Holmes, trying not to laugh: “I’m so sorry, Your Majesty. I did everything by the book. I dressed up as a clergyman, got beat up, and I attended her wedding.” Watson: “I helped, I threw a smoke bomb.” Holmes, giggling now: “This is exactly what any other detective would have done.”

[havenitewisdom]

I didn't mean to reblog this to this blog but sure why not

[doingbad]

So I don’t approve of Scandal in Bohemia adaptation that take away Irene Adler outsmarting Holmes or giving them some deeper connection. However, if we have to, why aren’t there any adaptation I can find where Irene hired Holmes first and they’re in cahoots the whole time to trick her shitty ex???

Irene, pitching this plan to Holmes over drinks the week before: "Oh! You know what would be sooo good? If when you got to the apartment all I left was a photograph."

Holmes: "I should ask for the photo as payment."

Irene, serious now: "Tell Watson to write in how hot my husband is."

Events play out exactly the same but they make more sense now:

Holmes, trying not to laugh: “I’m so sorry, Your Majesty. I did everything by the book. I dressed up as a clergyman, got beat up, and I attended her wedding.” Watson: “I helped, I threw a smoke bomb.” Holmes, giggling now: “This is exactly what any other detective would have done.”

[y2kazoo]

ALL OF THE DREAM

HOW DOES IT MEAN

[havenitewisdom]

I would make an ohio joke but that's just canon

[havenitewisdom]

anathema: no i can't play outside today i still have the curse

[suigintou]

looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life

[havenitewisdom]

Gawain: I'm just trying to get a feel for this door. I think it's made– Anathema: It's made of wood, Gawain, there's nothing else to get a feel of, it's wood and paint. Jackdaw: Uh, actually it's a really low-res JPEG. Anathema: What? A J– What's a JPEG? Stop speaking witch.

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[havenitewisdom]

Anathema: *Accidentally hits Lux in the face* Anathema: *Trying to decide between saying “I’m so fucking sorry” and “Are you okay?”* Anathema: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY Lux: What is wrong with you

[havenitewisdom]

Anathema: Welcome, fellow idiots Jackdaw: Hello, Anathema Anathema: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Jackdaw: You underestimate me

[havenitewisdom]

Soleil: What is your favourite mythical story? Oz: The Story Of My Will To Live. Soleil: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.

[havenitewisdom]

bikinis quackity

for the benefit of all

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