Hawrse

professional bumbling fool, at your service

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Thoughts on women

ive gotten better at dodging their acid attacks

[seikkora-deactivated20230615]

[gahdamnpunk]

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

[willow-moon]

[rubykgrant]

HELLO FELLOW CRIMINALS. I LIKE DOING CRIME. WHERE DO ALL OF YOU DO YOUR CRIMES? HOW MANY CRIMES DO YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS? ARE YOU PLANNING ANY CURRENT CRIMES? I AM NOT A COP

[straawberries]

Ihatethepolice1

[armedjoy]

[thebootydiaries]

[cursedpossums]

compilation of opossums that look very polite:

feel free to add on

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Oh these are simply magnificent!

[froggyfriend27]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Mulan (2020) so badly wanted what Kung Fu Panda (2008) had

[tomboytwentynine]

i agree but im begging you to elaborate

[parkchanwoohoo]

Widespread approval from Chinese audiences

[the-astro-ambassadors]

in the notes

[mediumkravitz]

I had to see this image so now you do, too.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[100fagz-archived-deactivated202]

yall aint ready for her dropdown

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

I lost it here

[shdghjdhdkjghjkndsvhj-deactivat]

hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid

[somecunttookmyurl]

all at once?

[vigilantsycamore]

So no Poland?

That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?

[frogmoss1]

why are you all bullying this person when she is literally everyone this is your mother and your daughter….

[sanguchito]

[yaldabaoth413]

J. K. Rowling’s latest character

[bunnyfood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[toastbutteregg]

[killjoygem]

My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it

Like:

✨The dedication ✨

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[soloikismos]

why did they do paternity tests on his children lmaooo

[postmarxed]

[alphacrone]

i don’t know which grimdark hollywood man needs to hear this, but seeing a major plot point coming but still being blown away/absolutely devastated by it because it’s well written and ties the whole narrative together is 1000909900X more satisfying for your audience than a nonsensical plot twist pulled from your unwashed ass for shock value

[medicinecorvidsxx]

finally, some good targeted ads

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

absolutely incredible how tumblr is arguably one of the most tolerable social media sites right now

[girlsarethefuture]