Hayden is an only child of parents xx and xx Muter. They had her when they were pretty old, because they had trouble conceiving so she was the light of their life for 18 years (and still is).
Her parents still live in the town where she grew up which is about an hour west of Fay Hollow. They ridiculously happy and it makes Hayden uncomfortable. She goes home and has dinner with then once a month. She'll tell you she doesn't like it, but it's actually the greatest day of every month.
Her mom is 1000% Jewish while her dad is just like "I'm from Illinois?" but Hayden still identifies as "hella Jewish". Don't talk to her about Christmas.
After Hayden graduated college, she got hired by a corporate candle company and now her entire job is naming their stupid new scents. She hates her job a lot, but she has a lot of fun hating it (see: Jim Halpert).
She smells really good all the time though.
Hayden doesn't know her roommate's name... She moved in about six months ago, so now it's too late to ask. But it's ok, because she's never home. (Hayden thinks she might work for the mob or something.)
Hayden listens to 90s R&B rap. Loudly. In her car.
She also has a horrible immune system.
If Hayden is at home, she probably has a blanket over her head like a nun.
She swears she's not a bad person... you're just an idiot and you keep forgetting.
Hayden is really bad at lying which is unfortunate, because she lies a lot.
She's really mean to you whether she likes you or not and she won't ever tell you how she actually feels, so being around her can be kind of complicated. One sure fire way to know she kinda likes you though is if she's ever pulled a prank on you. Count yourself lucky.
She'd never tell anyone, but Hayden is really into musical theatre.
"I'm allergic to Germany."
"One time in college I got so plastered that for the next 48 hours I thought I was a very specific type of South African lizard."
"The most productive thing I did today was say the words razzleberry breeze in the same sentence."
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