You can be my bum anytime.
I thought you'd never ask.
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@hayterpower
You can be my bum anytime.
I thought you'd never ask.
It's crazy that people thinks I have to be 'on' at all times. There's days I like to look like a bum too.
You can be my bum anytime.
You're that sure of yourself? I'm her husband and if I tell her that it's not working then that's it.
Don't test me, Colby. I'm very sure of myself and she's not just going to go along with whatever you tell her to do. She has her own mind.
You and Britt are together? Fuck sorry about that. I assumed you were single but look at me making an ass out of myself.
For awhile now, I'm shocked she didn't tell you. It's okay, no harm done.
I think Jon has the right idea about technology.
Or maybe I'm getting old.
As if she would kick me out of bed. She's addicted now.
Try that and I'll tackle you.
I'll bust you in your mouth and knee you in the dick if you try anything. I'm with Britt so bugger off.
I think Jon has the right idea about technology.
Or maybe I'm getting old.
It sounds like both :P
I'm at the point of wrapping my leg up and getting in the ring, cleared or not. Fuck me.
Try that and I'll tackle you.
Literally too tired to function today.
There's no amount of caffeine that could possibly help me.
Maybe the coffee finally kicked in.
Forgot to eat and got a headache.
Time to check out the hotel restaurant.
Eating is the first thing I do. I always wake up hungry.
Literally too tired to function today.
There's no amount of caffeine that could possibly help me.
I certainly felt that way before. If you can take a nap, do it.
Someone pray for me, pretty sure I'm getting sick.
Hopefully, I will survive this 14-hour flight to Japan.
I said a little prayer because I know how hard those flights can be.
I always enjoy it anytime we head back to Dayton for shows.
Tomorrow's going to be a great show, as always.
Who are you facing?
That's unfortunate. Though I'm sure you don't wanna step on any toes.
I can understand how they feel. She's their child and a married woman. They're expecting to be grandparents soon and I'm a complication in their eyes.
Evil but I love it.
I don't blame you. I need to do that but Britt's parents are a bit... high strung?
Alipate's being such a gentleman while we're at my parents' place in Toronto.
And I'm such an innocent girlfriend, not trying to break him or anything. 😇
Evil but I love it.
I was afraid you were going to retire so as soon as he asked if I wanted to feud with you, I jumped on it I'm glad you're feeling better and hope you're as excited as I am.
I can understand that with all the personal shit I've had going on. Good, if you need to knock some rust off, we can hit a gym soon. Just let me know but it'll have to be after Britt's well.