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Maybe some day you never know with the partnerships New Japan and AEW have.

dashingnightmare

You got this.

Update, we won.

tragicsongbird

I don't really watch but congrats.

I mean its all there on new japan world even if you don't stay up to 5 am.

Who's really surprised that we're at the top of the block?

looks like its ichiban sweet boys vs catch 2/2 this year.

The real question is, are they as lame as you?

I can feel their offense from here.

For your sake, I'd hope not. But, can you be 100% sure?

Yes trust me if you knew my friends you'd understand.

Wow, for real? Dang, and you believe them?

My friends have no reason to lie to me.

Probably 'cause you're lame.

Nah not at all, plenty of people enjoy my company.

Anyone ever tell you that you're kind of a buzzkill? 🙄

You only say that because you've never been out with me.

Well, that's just boring then. I mean, DoorDash and UberEats exist. Who needs to cook?

People on diets and have things they can't eat, love.

That's a little rude though. The fact that I'm cute should make up for it.

I'm pretty sure most people are looking for something more than someone just being cute.

Anyone in Florida interested in housing a cute lil' Canadian for a bit?

Can't cook, hates to clean, always sassy...but, like I said, I'm cute af. 🤭

Not sure many would take you in with not knowing how to cook but you might get lucky, mate.

She wouldn't be interested anyway.

Sure she wouldn't.

I'm just saying, that's all.

Don't worry don't want anything to do with your wife.

Can't blame you there your wifes hot.

Don't talk about my wife, mate.

Relax there mate, its nothing serious.

Genuinely thought about it, I really did. But, I miss my wife too.