[shmadej-deactivated20180906]

no song will ever be as good as the chain by fleetwood mac ……….. like ………… yes bitch ………. break the silence …………. damn the dark ………… damn your lies ……………

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[bird--coos-blog]

lol so i was on the Rick and Morty facebook page and they are doing a contest where the winner gets to voice a character on the show, and someone asked if a girl could win and some self-entitled asshat responded but then

[hayyyleyatwell]

[hayyyleyatwell]

“Gentlemen, I’m agent Carter. I supervise all operations for this division”

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

[mxcleod-backup-blog]

The best thick cocks and young hung studs

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

[unwene-deactivated20160331]

that’s not in the recipe

[thatsgrace]

GET READY WITH ME. FOR REAL.

[pinkfy]

[birdnormal]

send me the chubbiest kitten

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

[1980sspaceman-deactivated201511]

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

[hayyyleyatwell]

someone: you're cute

me: I am an atrocity to god, but thank you

[grantofalltrades]

[creeproll]

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

[rewatchingpokemon]

[jamespbrady]

[purplepuggy]

[pondwitch]

god help us

[mrost-deactivated20230428]

I like how you can almost hear the despair of the tech guys.

[edible-drywall]

This is from their LinkedIn page.

[ongreywings]

I feel like I need to send them a gift basket.

[timbllr]

[mea-aloha]

[poetryinmotionus-deactivated201]