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Chat Noir newly in love with Marinette: so Ladybug, I think I want to ask out a girl!

Ladybug: that’s nice but we’re superheroes

Chat Noir: that’s true…

Ladybug: you can’t just date a civilian as Chat Noir

Chat Noir: yeah, that would be irresponsible

Ladybug: so you see my point

Chat Noir: yes I definitely understand what you’re saying here

-Later-

Chat Noir breaking in to Marinette’s and throwing the mouse miraculous at her: LET’S DATE AS SUPERHEROES

Marinette: THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

Marinette: but ok

buggachat

operation “tell chat i have a crush on him to make him leave me alone” has backfired

wheresduusu

some speculation on a very important topic

(sorry for the long post!)

toastheaven

My favourite new reaction gif is here

thank u arsequeef, thank u.

artifuls

Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™

-don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better than name brand -pregnancy tests from the dollar store work just as well as $20 ones -don’t lie to your doctor -seriously don’t -at some point your card will get declined for $6 and nobody but you will care. It happens to everyone at some point in their life -you will become bffs with your mom (unless she’s a mean person, then skip this one) -you’ll wish you took the advice adults gave you when you were younger, even though it annoyed you at the time -people you went to high school with will become teachers, doctors, etc but they will still do drugs and it will be weird. That’s life, my dude -never underestimate the power of new underwear

valtsv

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

yourepoweredupgetinthere

why does everyone draw human glados like a sexy android girl with white hair she’d actually just look like this

ranguresstuff-deactivated202110

Miraculous Paralleles

Volpina, Stoneheart, Glaciator, The Dark Owl & Mayura

So we go back to what works. A duo.

anodymalion

I realized that a bunch of my favorite vines are ones I haven’t seen in any vine complications and I was afraid of losing them to the void so here you are (plus some classics that I couldn’t leave out)

Part 2

flashinqlights

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

blueandbluer

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

whatyouwanted-whatyougot

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”

astrojukebox

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

a-simpler-life

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

purrincess-chat

DJWIFI DECEMBER

It’s finally ready! Thank you so much to @ladyofacat for making this beautiful calendar and helping me!

DJWifi December is happening this year! I brought it up months ago, and it’s finally ready. If you want to participate just follow the prompts listed on the calendar during the month of December and use the tag #djwifi december. You can also @ me on this blog so I can be sure to see it. As always with my events, if I fail to reblog something in a couple days feel free to shoot me a message! Sometimes tumblr eats tags, so I will never intentionally skip anyone’s contributions.

A couple of ground rules:

1. No ship hate. ML has a number of ships, so any submission that demeans another ship (or this ship) will not be reblogged. (and you will also earn an honorary spot on my block list)

2. Keep your submissions DJWifi-centered. This may seem like an obvious one, but you’d be surprised. This isn’t to say that you can’t include other ships, but the primary focus of all submissions should be Alya/Nino.

3. If you have anything N//S//F//W that you want to create and submit, please put it under a read more. I am running this through my personal blog, and I don’t reblog that type of content normally so please allow my followers and other followers of this event the option to view sensitive material or not. If you are writing fic please indicate in your tags so that I know when I go to reblog it.

4. If you have any questions or concerns feel free to message me. This event is meant to just be fun, so leave discourse at the door.

I can’t wait to see what you all create for this event! Have fun!

Prompt breakdown