Nope.

This is for me.

[frankiecorleone]

x

[minicy]

[ID. Flow chart titled “How to Improve your life”. “Are there Lesbians?” If no, then “add some lesbians”. If yes, “you’re doing a great job but consider more lesbians”. End ID.]

[spideyyeet]

X

[memewhore]

[hodlmyvodka]

Translate this meme for me, please.

[chestervelt]

“honk honk, your Uber has arrived”

“Oleg, what the fuck”

[system-reset]

the best thing ever lmao

[thenatsdorf]

“Wotter you doing!?!”

[valtsv]

why don't you look at a black cat's fur turning brown in the sunlight and maybe you'll calm down

[this-is-a-representation]

my boy's time has come

[dragonsinheaven]

[ydrill]

My girl

[tonysaintborgi]

[brostateexam]

[astraldemise]

just found out that stoats hunt twice the size of them like rabbits by aggressively and eccentrically dancing around it with their little slinky rigatoni bodies so it can confuse the absolute fuck out of its prey until it can get close enough to jump on its back like some shadow of the colossus shit and take it down

[astraldemise]

oh my god its called the weasel war dance and they just go off the shits apeshit little animals

[memewhore]

[babyanimalgifs]

At least he tried his best

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[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[docgold13]

good to known there is still magic in the world somewhere

[nerdyvirgo]

this makes me the happiest ive been all year.

[hellanahmean]

@mai-morning-after

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

This is the best genre of TikTok.

[chickenstab]

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

[chickenstab]

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

[vederlicht]

Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail. 

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too. 

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3 

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3 

And lastly, the Painted Bat, and yes, those are its actual colors. Can’t get any more Halloween than that <3 

[dreamingbuttons]

Let me add a couple more!!

A personal favorite of mine: Honduran White Fruit Bat, also known as ‘Marshmallow Bats’! These tiny cuties make tents by nibbling on the leaves until they fold down, and they snuggle close underneath it!

Bumblebee Bat! The smallest bat species and often considered the smallest mammal on Earth!

And the newly discovered Pied Bat!! I couldn’t find much about them, but gosh, they are adorable!!

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

Chapin’s Free Tailed Bat

[throughwinterfields]

davey_rogers

[catasters]

[auckie]

He’s inflating him

[thenatsdorf]

Kittacino (via)

[ripe]

falconry_centre on twitter

[khealywu]

good pupi

[fluffygif]

Fluffy

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

I wanna stick my face in my cats' fur, too.

[babyanimalgifs]

Wild horses enjoy the ocean 

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