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harry potter drarry @dracosgucci @hazzyaus

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ask me what headcannons, or whatever you want me to write one shots on. They can be about your own characters if you just dm me the details

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sirius : i would make a gay joke, but, i’m already here

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James knocking on sirius’ door : Sirius, hurry up!!! We need to go, come out!

sirius : i’m gay

james : i know bro

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Kazoo Time

astoria : ugh what time is it

pansy : not sure, hey pass me that kazoo

*pansy plays kazoo*

draco : WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE KAZOO AT 2 AM

pansy : it’s 2 am

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hufflepuff : sly, i think we should go

slytherin : your right but before we do let’s light the gryffindor common room on fire

hufflepuff : nO-

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after time travelling to young tom riddle

hermione : harry grab riddle and put him in that cupboard

harry : right, putting tom in the cupboard, cupboard, tom, tom, cupboard

tom : how dare you i-

harry : right in you go

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hermione : okay harry repeat the plan

harry : i’ll go over to pansy and dra-

pansy bringing in draco on a portable throne with blaise and theo : DID SOMEBODY SAY DRACO MALFOY

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harry : please don’t make this worse

tom : *picks up his knives, guns and katana* define worse

[lonelykamui]

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tom : this is persecution, why can’t you leave me alone what did i ever do to you?

harry : you tried to kill me and destroy most of this planets population

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sirius : we’re having a baby

harry : that’s great i-

remus : *slams down adoption papers*

sirius : you need to sign here

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hufflepuff : *brings ravenclaw some insects*

ravenclaw : why would you bring me insects

hufflepuff : everyone loves insects

ravenclaw : i dont

hufflepuff : they’re fascinating

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*after hufflepuff gets attacked*

slytherin : can you at least tell me what the guy looked like?

hufflepuff : not very nice or friendly, maybe they need a cookie

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luna : *shivers* i’m cold

ginny : here take my jacket

*a few moments later*

harry : dray i’m cold

draco : well damn harry i cant control the weather

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draco : i’m sorry i made fun of you infront of everyone

harry : .......

draco : and for making fun of you behind your back

harry : i didn’t know that but-

draco : and for making fun of you at my book club, pansy heard it three times that wasn’t fair on you or her

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hufflepuff : we’re gonna need a christmas miracle!

hufflepuff : *throws glitter*

slytherin : you carry glitter in your pocket....

hufflepuff : i used to carry butterflies but.......*cries*

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draco : i don’t even know why i’m trying to help you i hate you

harry : ...