📜 Rules & FAQs 📜
Alastor: Ahem! Welcome my loyal listeners! This is your not-so-friendly neighborhood but always entertaining radio host Alastor speaking—yes, yours truly. Before you send your little queries into our abyss, there are rules. Pay attention, or the static might bite.
Rules:
1. Minors Do Not Interact. Seriously, children. Go play with your age-appropriate cartoons.
2. Be polite. Or at least try. I have standards.
3. No spam or nonsense. The last time someone sent an army of “LOL”s… it did not end well.
4. Ask questions related to… well, us.
Adam: Yeah, alright, alright… Listen up. I don’t want to see anyone whining about their questions being ignored. We get a lot, so keep it clear, concise, and, you know, sane-ish. Also, yes—I do answer questions. We all do.
Lucifer: And I insist on order. Please refrain from stupidity masquerading as curiosity. Remember: two dads and a pregnant Alastor are handling this mess—we do not have time for fools. But if your question is clever… well, we might entertain it.













