Lucifer x Alastor x Adam

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📜 Rules & FAQs 📜

Alastor: Ahem! Welcome my loyal listeners! This is your not-so-friendly neighborhood but always entertaining radio host Alastor speaking—yes, yours truly. Before you send your little queries into our abyss, there are rules. Pay attention, or the static might bite.

Rules:

1. Minors Do Not Interact. Seriously, children. Go play with your age-appropriate cartoons.

2. Be polite. Or at least try. I have standards.

3. No spam or nonsense. The last time someone sent an army of “LOL”s… it did not end well.

4. Ask questions related to… well, us.

Adam: Yeah, alright, alright… Listen up. I don’t want to see anyone whining about their questions being ignored. We get a lot, so keep it clear, concise, and, you know, sane-ish. Also, yes—I do answer questions. We all do.

Lucifer: And I insist on order. Please refrain from stupidity masquerading as curiosity. Remember: two dads and a pregnant Alastor are handling this mess—we do not have time for fools. But if your question is clever… well, we might entertain it.

Required Reading 📖

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Hey guys, I brought you some extra blankets for Adam's nest, and some snacks. You all need to keep your strength up. - 🦄

Lucifer: *accepting the blankets* Thank you!

Alastor: *accepting the snacks* Thank you indeed!

The two men turn to Adam, Lucifer making him all cozy while Alastor held a bit of the food to Adam.

Alastor: Here you go darling~

Adam: *opens his mouth like a Roman emperor being fed grapes*

Alastor: *feeds him* There were go~

Adam: *eating contently while Lucifer finishes covering Adam while snuggling close by* This is the best. If I get treated like this while pregnant. I don’t want to give birth~

Lucifer: Don’t say such things. We wanna meet our daughter.

Adam: I’m only joking!

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How are you all feeling now that Adam's about ready to pop? Are you ready to be dads of two plus one bump?

Alastor: A tad anxious I must admit.

Lucifer: Yeah. I mean we still don’t even know is Adam will birth the kid. Like will he go feral like Al did? And if so, what demonic animal will that be?

Adam: *has wings, but also horns and cloven feet since turning into a sinner*

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Do you guys have a name for Adam's baby? Or are you gonna use the reincarnated soul's name like you did with Abel? Maybe a fresh start for Lute's soul needs a new name.

Adam: Why fix what isn’t broken?

Alastor: Because it’s broken Adam. Lute is not a proper name for a baby.

Lucifer: Yeah. Plus it’s a new start.

Adam: Then why the fuck did we let Abel keep his name?!

Lucifer and Alastor: *in unison* Cause Abel is a good name.

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This might be a sore subject, but How's Angel Dust doing?

Husk: *looks pissed* Last I heard he went back to that fucker, Valentino… and since… since Pip was born… *shakes his head* He hasn’t asked about… he doesn’t even know about Pip.

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Adam, are you okay? Do you need anything?

Meanwhile…

Adam: *has stolen all of the available blankets and pillows to make a nest. He’s clearly in his “nesting” phase which means his labor may begin soon. Could be today. Could be next week*

Alastor: *knocks on Adam’s door* Adam? Are you inside my dear? May we come in?

Adam: I’m too comfy to get up!

Alastor: *from the other side of the door* That’s such a shame. But oh! What’s this? I happen to have a key to the room!

The sound of a key turning in a lock is heard and the door opens. Alastor walks in, baby Abel in his arms, while Lucifer follows in behind and immediately heads to Adam’s nest.

Lucifer: You do look comfy 🥺 can in join in?

Adam: *rolls his eyes but makes some room*

Lucifer: *smiling and joins Adam* Thank you *kisses his cheek*

Adam: *looks at Alastor and Abel* You too. I wan’ you here.

Alastor: Adam dear I’m afraid there is t enough room for Abel and myself. It’s quite alright though.

Adam: *eyes narrow* No. You. Here. Now.

Alastor: *walks as close as he can* How about here?

Adam: *reaches out and wraps his arms around Alastor’s waist, immediately pulling him down and holding him against the baby bump. His head resting against Alastor’s back* Stay. Need you.

Alastor: *feels awkward* Are you sure I’m not hurting the baby? They’re kicking up a storm *can feel the kicks along his back*

Adam: No hurt. Need you.

Lucifer: *pouts* What about me?

Adam: *wraps an arm around Lucifer and pulls him close* You too.

Lucifer: *snuggles close* You’re very snuggly today Adam!

Adam: *remains quiet about still has firm hold on his boyfriends*

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You guys should find Adam

Alastor: Quite. Having him stray too far cannot be good for him. *stands up, making sure his wrap is keeping himself covered* Come along Lucifer.

Lucifer: *follows behind like a waddling duck, pouting* He better apologize for eating the last of my snacks.

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How are Abel and Pip doing?

Alastor: Abel is certainly becoming a “big boy”. I had to take him to the doctor for a check up and doctor was like “what are you feeding him?” And I told him “just my milk.” And the doctor didn’t believe me. I know I have a chubby boy but he gets that from Adam, not from me!

From another room…

Husk: *holding Pip* my handsome little guy is doing well. He’s like me. He drinks (milk) and then is (milk) drunk the rest of the day.

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How's everyone doing?

Many months later….

Alastor: *wearing a light green wrap while sitting down* Oh. Hello. Sorry for not being as active as we should be. But parenthood and pregnancies have certainly taken a bunch of our time.

Lucifer: *walks in, weepy-eyed and quiet, immediately snuggling to Alastor’s side*

Alastor: Lucifer, I’m currently occupied. Please do not lay on me.

Lucifer: *crying* But Adam took the last pudding cup from the fridge and I’m sad!

A muffled crying noise comes from Alastor’s wrap.

Alastor: *moves a bit to reveal Abel’s chubby baby face, milk on his lips as he whimpers a bit* What’s wrong my sweet angel *adjusts Abel’s position as he grabs a cloth and puts it on his shoulder* Are you gassy already? *starts to gently pat Abel’s back, trying to burp him*

Lucifer: *sniffles* I didn’t know you were feeding Abel. I’m sorry.

Alastor: It’s alright. Though where is Adam? I feel like he’s been avoiding us for a while now.

Lucifer: *shrugs* I don’t know. He’s been moodier lately. Mostly angry moods though. He’s scary right now.

Alastor: Still. We can leave him alone for too long. Not with his due date approaching so soon.

Lucifer: Yeah. I know.

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So Husk, how's being a dad?

Husk: I’m tired but what parent isn’t? Ya know? *yawns as his instincts start to take over and he starts to lick his son, making him mewl in response*

Baxter: *observing Husk’s behaviors* Well his maternal animalistic instincts have kicked in at least! It is quite fascinating!

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* A spinning chair appears with a box of fingers for Alastor*

Alastor: Oh! Fingers! *picks up one and as he eats one, he grabs another and shows it to Abel* Look son, want some delicious fingees?

Baby Abel: *looks at the offered finger and immediately starts to suck on the digit*

Adam and Lucifer: DON’T FEED ABEL RANDOM FINGERS!

Alastor: You two are no fun at all…

Adam: Fingers don’t even taste good!

Alastor: *picks up a different finger* Try it~ You might enjoy it~

Adam: I’m not a cannibal Al! *to himself* Damn though why does it look good? Maybe I’m just hungry?

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Aww Husk, Pip is adorable. I know he might be too young for them right now, but I brought some kitten toys for him.

Husk: *accepts the toys* Thanks again. Pip definitely has plenty of toys now.

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To Husk, how is baby Pip doing? *gives him a fish plushie* he’s so adorable and cute

To Alastor, has baby Abel started talking yet?

Husk: Thank you. *chuckling a bit* He’s being very spoiled right now

Alastor: *holding infant Abel* No. He’s only a few months old. He can barely hold his head up on his own.

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Speaking of Heaven, what was their reaction to all this? Haven't really heard anything from them since Abel and I highly doubt they would be too happy to have lost four more angels, especially since Sera is so protective of Emily.

Lucifer: I’m not sure but I’m pretty sure they aren’t happy. Not it’s not like they can do anything about it. I can’t go back to heaven and I doubt they would take the babies. They weren’t interested when Charlie was born 🤷‍♂️

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Same Husk, but most importantly, are you going to be ok?

Husk: *looks at Pip and nods* Yeah. I’ll be fine. I have a new good luck charm with me after all.

Just at the moment, Lucifer was walking by when he sees Husk with a baby.

Lucifer: *jaw drops* HOW?!

Husk: *chuckles a bit* I’m not sure. But meet my son. Pip.

Lucifer: Oh… hello Pip. That’s a cute name. Like a duckie name!

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I'm not sure if it will make you feel better or not Husk, but I just heard from Heaven that Peter's soul managed to make it back to Heaven safe and sound albeit without the memory of what happened. I know he's not your son anymore but I hope you can take comfort in knowing that he's alright.

Husk: *blinks* That’s good. I’m glad he’s back in Heaven. Though it was bizarre to be pregnant with a soul older than me but I still… he would have been my son… I’m sorry it ended in a violent way.

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I was more referring to how Molly became Lucifer's baby. From what I remember she wasn't there when Lute, Peter and Emily got caught in the reincarnation system. (tho your answer was kinda funny lol)

Bunny: maybe she sneaked to see why Emily and Peter vanished??

Now we gotta keep Sir Pentious away it from.