Unwritten

I will not answer your iMessages I’ll even get a new phone and won’t give out the number. The number will be an American number that you wouldn’t even know. See you’re a graphic designer. Hey do you think you could design my dick onto a shirt? That’d be pretty cool. You have a cool ass job though like unfair. The more I think about it the more I believe I’m like my dad. I always promised myself I’d never be like my dad, but I always act and think like him it’s scary. Too bad I suck at writing, part of the reason I dropped out of school.

You can't just ditch me like that. Who else is going to put up with my crazy stuff? Ummm....I could, but I probably would have to do this in privacy considering the fact that my father would be wondering why I would design a penis on a shirt. Wait - your penis? Oh no. I think seeing your penis in an adult film was enough for me. I'd rather not be traumatized again. Well, thank you. I'm hoping to take over the business once my father retires. Well, you aren't. Don't believe it. You don't have to sound amazing when you write. Write from your heart. It sounds better than trying to sound poetic.

If that’s the case then I’m running away to America and never speaking to you again. Let’s always direct the conversation to your job. What do you even do? I do know, but I really can’t help it. It’s something I’ve always tried working on but I’ve made no progress with. My dad is a fucking arse and I hate him so much. I’m so glad he decided that he wanted no part of my life. She’s so worth fighting for but I just am scared that I’m going to mess up again and lose her.

Please don't abandon me, Seany. I need someone to deal with my neighing. Actually, even if you move to the other side of the world, I will constantly iMessage you and neigh your ear off. Well, I do graphic design for my father's company. He brought me on for a project so I'm sort of the head of that department now. My father owns a marketing business so I help with the logos and all that jazz. It takes time Sean. I know you'll be able to get through this. It might not happen now and maybe not tomorrow, but soon enough it will. Well, you're better off without him. You are not like him at all, okay? Well, you should just write her a letter then. Just tell her that you love her and how much she truly means to you and apologize for all the nasty things you said to her.

Well the more you know… I’m sure she’s financially fine. This boy probably won’t compare to me though since I have tons of experience. I know I know I can’t help it though. Blame my fucking father for making me so stubborn and head strong. I hate that he gave me such terrible traits but it’s the only thing he gave me. I’m too stubborn to let Madeline go though, I can’t do that I love her too much.

I figured you would have some experience by now. I have a feeling that most of our conversations are going to be directed back to your occupation, Sean. This is just so weird. Well, I mean it's good to be stubborn and head strong, but not all the time, you know? Well, your father seems like an arse so he can fuck off. Well then don't let her go. Fight for her if you love her so much. Girls want to know that they're worth fighting for.

#text #text:brynn #brynn #poor thing

Text || Brynn

Brynn: SHHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE A FEW MORE MONTHS.

Hazel: YOU'RE HAVING A KID. YOU CAN'T AVOID THIS MAN.

Text || Brynn

Hazel: Happy Mother's Day, baby sister.

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Well, you see, I may have slept with the barista and she probably won’t take that bribe. She loves me too dearly to just go against me and neigh at me. So I’m going with the fact that I’ve slept with her as the reason she loves me so much. I’m not hiding anything from you don’t worry. That’s hard for me if someone gets mad at me of course I’m going to get mad at them back. I can’t keep my mouth shut.

I - oh. Well. I didn't need to know that. Well, I'm sure that she would need some money. I'm sure I could find her a hot boy to sleep with. This doesn't just apply to Madeline, it applies to everyone. If you keep arguing back, it's going to just create a lot of conflict and you aren't going to get anywhere and neither will Madeline.

@silverbentely: @hazelnut i dont wanna move :(

@hazelnut: @silverbentley stop being lazy!

#tweet #t:silver #silver

I will never stop teasing you and you will never make me stop. Ha, luckily for me I don’t go to Starbucks I go to a local coffee shop. The barista there loves me and would never want to neigh at me. There really isn’t anything else about me that you could find out. The only major secret is that I’m a porn star, but you seem to know that. I don’t know how to everytime we talk we just argue at each other and it isn’t fair.

I will find a way to make you stop. I'm going to bribe her with money. I'm sure the reason why she loves you so much is probably because she's either seen you in videos or finds you extremely attractive. I would hope it's the latter one because that would be really awkward. Well, I'm glad. I really would hope you aren't hiding anything from me. You just have to try to stay calm though even if she starts getting mad.

#ooc

You don’t hate me you could never hate me. I don’t think that’d fly with me very well especially if I was ordering a coffee and the cash register person just neighs at me. Now that wouldn’t be very fair. Yes, the elevator has taken us to a new floor on the friendship building. Not my first serious relationship, but I don’t have many very serious relationships. So she meant a lot, you know?

That's true. That's very true. It's because you've put up with all of my shit and all of my neighing. Well then I suggest you stop teasing me. You know what? I will make sure that barista at Starbucks neighs at you every time you come in then. It totally is fair. I am so scared about finding anything else out about you. We're to reach the top floor very soon. Well, if she means a lot to you, then fight for her, you dweeb.

@silverbentley: dramarama and i just want cuddles man

@hazelnut: @silverbentley Come over then.

#tweet #t:silver #silver

I guess you’re going to neigh my ear off because I’m never going to stop teasing you, you should know that by now. That would have been an awkward conversation just like this is an awkward conversation. Can we stop discussing my genitals now I’m kind of humiliated. Thanks, I’m going to need all the luck I can get since I suck at relationships. Maybe I shouldn’t do anything at all I’m better off single.

I hate you so much right now. I am going to get everyone to start neighing at you from now on. I should, but I refuse to believe it. Yes, this is an awkward conversation, but we're really best friends now. Our friendship has gone to a whole new level. Okay. I'll stop. Is she your first serious relationship? I'm not going to tell you what to do, Sean.

I do know that I was just teasing you because you’re so easy to tease. You started neighing when you saw it? Now that’s just weird, but I guess I can’t expect anything else from you. You avoiding me actually explains a lot now. I was wondering why you wouldn’t answer my texts. When I serenade her that’s when I’m going to apologize unless she throws something at me and calls me an idiot. I can’t just talk to her she’s Madeline it’s not that easy.