[monkeyislandtwo]

this callout couldve been a block button

[monkeyislandtwo]

this callout couldve been a private conversation

[voidsteeth]

[eveninglewds]

[corpsegirlforever]

[babydollcasket]

💋💋💋💋

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[deltuttoedelniente]

[boccher]

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

[boccher]

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

[gogurtgirlsucker]

keebler elf pussy got me feelin all kinda insane

[sapphling]

it's so insane when you encounter another full grown adult who does the "actually swear words are juvenile/annoying/indicative of low intelligence" thing unironically. how are you in your 30s and still a hall monitor

[rabbitdyke]

if you suck on her tits hard enough she'll lactate eventually. i promise. you just have to keep trying.

[violetmausoleum]

i think men should be more grateful when bisexual girls want to be with them

[pissmamiii]

louder baby

[lamentelle]

how close do we have to be for it to be cool with you that i send a pic of my bloodied panties cause the stain was heart shaped and it made me think of you •.•

[doggirldick]

sucking on her amazing digital scrotum

[superior-mother]

Seeing a hot girl with genuinely interesting and intense fetishes be constantly pestered by men who see penetrative sex in various situations and manners as the pinnacle of kink will always be such a pity. Like leave that poor girl alone she's destined to be with someone who will fundamentally alter her mind and state of being in ways most men could never dream of...

[chica-loca-deactivated20220106]

[hex-yearning]

Your first thought should be wanting to take care of her, not fuck her. You Idiot