Hazel the tortie

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And behind the left door is a jar full of Churu. And the hooman is being particularly dense and not understanding of the expression on my face

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June is my birthday month, and this is my birthday face as I prevent hooman from opening laptop because playing with cute birthday cat > anything else

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I... forgot how to sit. Or why I sat down

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I am in my Pallas's cat era

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What if I... BITE THE HOOMAN? NOM THE HOOMAN?

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What if I... BITE THE HOOMAN? NOM THE HOOMAN?

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I am a total cat, sitting across the threshold, not believing in closed doors, and helping with laundry

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Sleepy k̶i̶t̶t̶y̶ shrimpy time

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Iz cake ✔️ Iz on table ✔️

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Iz dragon. On my hoard of catnip

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You can't see me. I am hiding.

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Cat trap --- works ✔️

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Wet food ✔️ Treats ✔️ Churu ✔️ Plaid blankies ✔️ Hoomans ✔️ All ready for the s-meow-storm

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Who will have the warmest cat butt of them all?

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2025 was reserved for the cat (specifically, me). And so will be 2026 and all the other years. Happy New Year, cat friends!

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All. The. Bwankies. Are. Mine.

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Loaf melted up against a NYC radiator