hazardous

Hazel Katy Warner +“Oh, something is there, waiting for me. Perhaps someday the revelation will burst in upon me and I will see the other side of this monumental grotesque joke. And then I’ll laugh. And then I’ll know what life is.”

[jfcxavier-allen]

That’s really sad and slightly funny. M’not sure what else to say about that.

[hazelwarner]

It was funny I'll tell you that. I was stuck in a row of girls who literally wept out loud, it was crazy.

[noellejenkinsx-deactivated20150]

Think you’re the first person who has sat through it with no crying. 

[hazelwarner]

That's what I was told when I didn't cry reading the book either.

[jackieturnerthings-deactivated2]

I haven’t seen it yet but it looks cheesy.

[hazelwarner]

Well it's based off the book and is pretty original just not my thing.

[hazelwarner]

I didn't enjoy The Fault In Our Stars movie so when I was in the cinema, I was sitting there with a blank expression surrounding by sobbing and tears. Amazing.

[thebetterhadid-blog]

It actually wouldn’t even surprise me, considering the luck I usually have with stuff.

[hazelwarner]

So see your best chance is to stay. Sorry to disappoint.

[hazelwarner]

can't stay sober ✘ Hazel & Caden

[youknowcaden-blog]

Caden couldn’t really put his finger on what it was that made him want it, but this past weekend had been nothing but a big blur for him and it was just the way he liked it. It had gone from one night of drinks and pills into another of more drinks and other chemicals. It wasn’t very unusual for him, pretty much the opposite, but lately he had been so incredibly bored and it was unnerving so he did what he could to work against it. He had a faint hangover trying to pound it’s way through the haze of pain killers in the back of his mind and the best way to get rid of a hangover was to get completely fucked yet again, wasn’t it? Hazel was a good enough company as well. As far as the few times they had been talking between four eyes, Caden figured that she shared his own views on the world and what made it fun, as well as that some things were just to not be talked about more than necessary. She was a good company for when he wanted someone at least a bit familiar around.

As he pulled his fingers through his hair, getting the curls to stay up and away from his face, Caden shot a last glance over himself in the full body mirror on one of the walls in the hallway. It was ideal, really. Matthias was staying at a friend’s during the night, their mum was working late and their dad… Well, he’d never cared much of what state Caden was in when he got home. After making sure that his phone and wallet were placed securely in his pockets, Caden figured that he had everything he needed as he walked out the front door and turned down left, starting his walk down towards the heart of the small town because if he was sure on one thing, it was that he wasn’t driving tonight. He’d walked the road down enough times to know when to turn or what shortcuts to take and usually, it wasn’t more than a 15 minutes walk. As on queue, really, he soon enough could see the familiar buildings trailing down the main road and the smug Eaton-grin settled in on his lips again. St. George’s wasn’t much, it was nothing compared to the night clubs he usually preferred in the bigger towns on the island, but it was good enough. Green eyes scanned over the crowd for a bit until they found the tan girl and Caden walked up to her, hands settling on her shoulders. “Did you miss me?”

[hazelwarner]

Hazel occupied her time by checking out the pub. She had been here enough times to know the place as if it were her own home, which was pretty sad really considered that she was still underage and buying drinks off a fake I.D. There was something about this place that felt so cosy to her, it was small and didn't attract much attention. As her eyes scanned the place she almost had to hold back a smile. Everything about the place was just familiar as her eyes landed on the regulars, the old man sat in the corner who was there every single time she visited, she wondered if he ever left. Then there was the small group of teenagers clad in denim jackets and round coloured glasses, looking so much like they had just stepped out of the nineties that even she almost had to question the era she was in. She had seen that group around Melton before and in school, they were always dressed like that and moving slowly as if their days would slip away from them. They always smelt of cannabis and vintage stores and in a way she admired them. They were going nowhere in life, it wasn't hard to see but it looked like that was what they wanted. She moved her gaze away from them before it looked like she was just some creepy girl sitting at the bar by herself, come to people-watch. Her eyes landed on a group of men in suits that were there every weekend, always complaining about work whenever she got in earshot. Aside from all that, everyone else was just hazey to her, nothing out of the ordinary about them. They were just plain simple people.

She diverted her attention away from the people around her and back to her drink. There was something about sitting at a bar alone with a glass of wine in her hand that made her feel sophisticated. She wondered if she looked as sophisticated and proper as she felt, her make up done to perfection as she spent plenty of time on her face in the mornings. Even in Summer she would put less on but still put a lot of effort into doing herself up. She had a thing about that, looking good just made her felt good about going out. Sure she could go out in sweats and still feel pretty great, but right now she felt tip-top. Hazel finished her wine and just as she was setting the glass back down on the countertop of the bar, she felt hands on her shoulders and jumped the slightest bit, her brown eyes wondering up to meet Caden's green ones. She smiled a little in acknowledgement and raised an eyebrow to his question. "Yes actually," she started with an edge to her voice; sarcasm. "Couldn't you tell I was absolutely dying here by myself?" She answered back completely dramatically to enthuse the sarcasm. 

[thebetterhadid-blog]

You know what I’m going to do? I’m moving to Iceland, that’s what.

[hazelwarner]

I'm sure it'll be just convienent enough that when you do go there, the sun and ridiculous heat will go with you.

[fckkdaxton-deactivated20140812]

Hey, I’m not that bad! I may have burned the chicken a little bit but other than that it was good..— Somewhat. Well, not really, but you don’t know that and you have no proof. 

[hazelwarner]

Well I do know that because you just said it but hey whatever floats your boat. I hope you enjoyed your burnt chicken.

[sonderhq]

You can’t really blame her, she’s like a hundred and ten. By the time she’s done getting dressed it’s time to get back in bed.

[hazelwarner]

So not fair that she gets to run the country and not me.

[jackieturnerthings-deactivated2]

Goodie. People here seem nice too. I’m already starting to like this town better than my old one. I’m Jackie by the way.

[hazelwarner]

Well I love it, so it's not so bad around here. Hazel. Where are you coming from Jackie?

[jackieturnerthings-deactivated2]

I assume there aren’t any around here then. That’s good.

[hazelwarner]

Not as far as I know at least.

[fckkdaxton-deactivated20140812]

Now I can see why you almost never let me touch anything in your kitchen. 

[hazelwarner]

I get scared the place will fall down if you just so much look as a spatula and now you see why.

[sonderhq]

You saved someone’s life, I should get you a ribbon or a medal or something, maybe ask the queen to knight you.

[hazelwarner]

I've been waiting on the queen to offer me anything for a while now if we're being honest. She's a little slow.

[jackieturnerthings-deactivated2]

Yup, I try to avoid them as much as possible.

[hazelwarner]

I've literally never come across a person like that before.

[fckkdaxton-deactivated20140812]

So I almost set my kitchen on fire today attempting to make dinner for myself. I think I deserve an A for effort though.

[hazelwarner]

I'd like to tell you I'm surprised but I'm not.

[jackieturnerthings-deactivated2]

Yes, they are everywhere.

[hazelwarner]

That's absolutely horrible.

[thebetterhadid-blog]

We’re having all the windows open and the AC on max but yet, it’s so freaking hot inside. I promise I’m going to melt away.

[hazelwarner]

That's summer for you. It was supposed to start getting hotter than Rio which is weird for us, and I'm praying it's a lie.