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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Fun game
Replace all the words “sir” and “son” in Hamilton with “bitch”
okay but here’s the thing: the endgame of thinking about this for 30 seconds was “Hamilton except Hamilton is just replaced by Jesse Pinkman” and now I’m crying
im really ready for death
old person: i need you to go to this place
me: ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem
old person: you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left
me: the address
old person: you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there
me: the address
old person: that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms
me: address
old person: by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,
If that doesn’t say ‘suck my dick, Nazis’. I don’t know what does
Over 113, now! He missed celebrating his Bar Mitzvah because of the first World War, so he finally observed it September 2016, a hundred years later.
Why is this my whole life…
BRO, you NEED to STOP SUMMONING DEMONS IN THE FRAT HOUSE
the actual plot to three completely separate buffy episodes
It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be
@ people who dont eat on their beds: yeah i get it, you are better than me in every way, but watch me devour this three foot long baguette while lying down
can we talk about parks and rec and character development for a moment? so many of the characters pretty much made complete 180s in terms of development, and it didn’t feel contrived or rushed or anything. april gained passion and ambition, andy learned how to care for others and be a better person, chris learned to cope with mental illness in a healthy way, and mark left. mark just fuckign left. good fuckign riddance mark
dany: 1837 titles davos: this is my friend jon and we drove here !!!!
Davos, hyping up Jon Snow to Daenerys:
How does a bastard…. orphan….. son of an honorable Northman….
Me everyday
fun story I first became obsessed with the harry potter series and hermione in particular in yr 3 of primary school and I decided I wanted to be like hermione in every way so I started reading *lots* and working super hard in school, got a reputation for bookishness and being the smart kid that I kept up into high school and lol here I am graduating in a few weeks from Cambridge all bc I adored this clever bookworm in a children’s book series and absorbed her into my personality as a child like ???
basically long story short female role models in kids media are EVERYTHING
that’s why i’m so down with this new thing of hermione being black because as a white woman i got to grow up with the positive role model that is hermione and now a new generation of young black girls can have that too and it makes me so happy.
me and strawberry lemonade svedka
me with patron silver tbh
tbh strawberitas
My kink is husbands & wives who are still portrayed as very much in love with each other, because even after years of commitment and kids, they still talk to each other, go on fun random adventures and try new things. No resentment. No portrayal of marriage as a chore. Just actual love.
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Linda and Bob a relationship is all I want in life
