Hazy Toons

Librarian. Cartoonist. Inspired by pigeons and murder. I am always tired and often on a train.

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Arima and Tsubaki, Your Lie in April

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No, niffler!

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Niffler :3

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Niffler :3

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Bitches love Demelza

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Ok Pokemon Go... I understand the idea of there being lots of pigeons and rats in cities, but why the heck are there so many bloody psychic tapirs?

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And for the Breaking Bad fans...

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Happy Halloween to all you Poldark fans! Here is some Jeremy fluff

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Nor, I fear, do I have the highest estimation of Elizabeth

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No love for Ross Poldark after Sunday’s episode…

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Next time I get angry I'm gon throw a pizza on the roof

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So maybe i feel bad for Jesse Pinkman in Season 2. He didn't sign up for this

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Badly Remembered Jane Eyre

Jane Eyre starts, like all good children’s books, with an orphan raised by horrible people. After a school life predominated by evangelicalism and infant mortality, she goes to work for Mr Rochester, supposedly as a governess but actually as a husband-stealer.

For some reason *ahem*money*ahem* Jane puts up with Mr Rochester repeatedly calling her plain and terrible, despite the fact he himself is described as having a face like one of the latter Hapsburgs.

He is enamoured with Blanche Dubois who is, on the surface, an idiot. Deeper down, she is also an idiot.

Eventually they share some grotty kisses which in the 19th Century meant you had to get married. But of course Mr Rochester is already married, THE CAD.

Which means Jane must run away from Manderley or wherever the heck they are, leading Mr Rochester to such paroxysms of grief you’d think he’d lost his fortune or suffered a crippling disability. Oh wait. Spoilers.

When Jane returns, Mr Rochester’s wife is conveniently dead, and he is blind which is also convenient considering how POOR OBSCURE PLAIN AND LITTLE she was. Now she’s rich and he can’t see her face, so they live happily ever after.

But he still looks like a used tissue.

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Just watched Independence day for the first time...

Why is it that aliens in films always have littler aliens inside them, like some sort of alien Kinder Egg?

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Current mood: asleep in photocopier

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