HazzleTazzle

Just For You!

[anexperimentallife]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[hamptercatapult]

[decompose1]

phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

[valtsv]

showing my blood places it's never seen before!

1. the world outside my body

2. hhopital

[tlirsgender]

The remake reboot prequel sequel industrial complex is killing me but the good thing is I don't have to watch any of that. I can just think "that sounds boring or otherwise doesn't interest me in any way" and do something other than watch it

[tlirsgender]

"They're making a willy wonka origin story with timothee chalamet," you might say to me. "They're doing a live action the last airbender again, didn't you love avatar?" I don't find it necessary. This is nothing to me

[bumblewyn]

#my ability to not watch something is unparalleled

[mygogglesdosomething]

[catchymemes]

[infectiouspiss]

they should make five nights at snoopys where nothing bad happens and you spend a week with your friend snoopy

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

[ludvigj]

near-life experience

[girlnephew]

[demilypyro]

[vile-images]

[deanky]

[cherrydanish]

[normal-horoscopes]

TEEN HORSE GIRL MOVIE WHERE THE HORSE DIES AN HOUR IN AND THE SECOND HALF IS THE GIRL LEARNING OCCULT SCIENCE TO REANIMATE IT SO SHE CAN WIN THE BIG DERBY

[hombredeflorida]

Necroprancer

[normal-horoscopes]

TAGLINE: YOU CANT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted