cowboys used to knit on their horses, fun fact

i can yap with the best of em - people call me HBALL :] - i was cursed at birth to be a noticer and you will be hearing about it - i make art and write, some good, some silly

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open to fandom dms! i like talking about the brain worms

i am an old man at heart so if i mess up with technology just assume that i didnt take my vitamins and Glucerna that morning

FIC DIRECTORY

OTHER LINKS:

take my flower identification quiz boy or perhaps my cunty sam quiz

art tag.

Over and Over - QL fanvid

Summer Break, 1966 Art [sam beckett in various miniskirts]

So Alright, Cool, Whatever - MASH fanvid

all paintings

important post

small art q&a

QL Clips Dexter clips Six Feet Under clips

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

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i already said things like 'mad. angry' BEFORE project hail mary, so while it did not directly cause this speech pattern, it certaintly hasnt helped it

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examples

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i already said things like 'mad. angry' BEFORE project hail mary, so while it did not directly cause this speech pattern, it certaintly hasnt helped it

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is the story making me feel sick or is it the poorly cooked scrambled-eggs-and-spam i wolfed down too quickly. remains to be seen

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so first chapter i teach people about what does/doesnt happen in dreams. second chapter i teach people about sensory crossover. what the hell do i teach people about in the third chapter

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guess i gotta teach em french

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so first chapter i teach people about what does/doesnt happen in dreams. second chapter i teach people about sensory crossover. what the hell do i teach people about in the third chapter

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oh my god that wasnt even close

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I rate people's French based on a scale of "I learned French for 4 years and retained almost nothing, can i understand you" and from this measure I can say ryan goslings French was fine in The Fall Guy

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The evil version of the movie had English subtitles. I didn't need those. You're telling the dog to watch the cockatoo [which was translated as "guard" the cockatoo so whatever]. You're asking how he is and saying he's a good boy. You're telling him to go help or get the bottle. Finish your drink. His pronunciation is not Amazing but it is understandable French and yknow that's good enough for me

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I rate people's French based on a scale of "I learned French for 4 years and retained almost nothing, can i understand you" and from this measure I can say ryan goslings French was fine in The Fall Guy

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Mii update is that Ryland and Holland got into a fight and Ryland refused to accept hollands apology. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except that made Holland depressed and Ryland is the one I usually send in to make people un-depressed. So I picked Lars instead and while it DID work, the conversation left Lars bored as shit

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Going to bed and then logs onto ao3 frantically to change Holland calling Jackson to Jack

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Also updated my fic directory

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Going to bed and then logs onto ao3 frantically to change Holland calling Jackson to Jack

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[voice of someone that grew up with an alcoholic father] i have the chance to write holland march in a way none others have before

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i love seeing ppl with related pfps reblogging/bookmarking my fic. target demographic

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me on a late night in the middle of june during a heatwave thinking about you: those glass animals really knew what they were talking about