‘ you can’t be serious, it’s a load of commercialised crap. ’
‘ it struck me that i don’t show my feelings for you enough. ’
‘ you have broken my heart and i will never forgive you. ’
‘ actually, you are the most important person in my life right now. ’
‘ i guess what i’m saying is i love you. i’m sorry, but i do. ’
‘ oh, i wonder who my secret admirer is! ’
‘ someone just sent flowers to the front desk for me. it wasn’t you, was it? ’
‘ single again, another year running. at least there’s discount chocolates. ’
‘ i know it’s kind of cliche to propose on valentines day, but– will you marry me? ’
‘ is that a rom-com you’re watching, seriously? ’
‘ why is it that i can’t even manage to be cynical and jaded around you anymore?’
‘ you still only receive a valentines card from your grandma? man that’s sad. ’
‘ this is the last time we attempt valentines day sex. something always goes wrong, it’s like we’re cursed or something. ’
‘ the thing is, suddenly when i picture my future, all i can see is you. ’
‘ they’re doing two-for-one at that super posh restaurant and i wanna try oysters if you want to come with? ’
‘ this is so inconvenient. i can’t be falling in love with you right now. ’
‘ you’re my secret admirer! don’t deny it, no one else spells my name like that. ’
‘ wait, hang on, were you just attempting to flirt? because it was awful but i’m no better and i think i fell in love with you a little bit honestly. ’
‘ you’re a fucking bastard and you drive me mad but i love you. shit, i really love you. ’
‘ i can’t bear this anymore. i can’t keep lying, when it’s always been you. ’
‘ come here and kiss me already. ’
‘ i tried so hard to forget you, but thing is i can’t get you off my mind. ’
‘ i just want to meet my mr. darcy and ride off into the sunset, is that too much to ask? ’
‘ this is really hard to ask so uh, bear with me, but um– i wanted to know if– maybe, i mean, you don’t have to – would you like to go out for dinner with me? ’
‘ dumped on valentines day. shiiit, that’s some rotten luck, mate. ’
‘ you forgot valentines day? oh man you’re sooooo dead. ’
‘ i think actually that you’re the most beautiful human being i’ve ever met. ’
‘ i know you’re not the romantic type but i at least thought you’d remember. ’
‘ you really are my everything. ’
‘ – woah. i – wow. i mean. look at you! you look – incredible tonight. ’
‘ wearing red on valentines is a little bit cringe isn’t it? ’
‘ wow. just wow. cheating on me on valentines day. really nice, jackass. ’
‘ are you breaking up with me? but i – this night was meant to be our date night! ’
‘ the truth is, i can’t stand to be around you because i can’t stand to be without you. ’
‘ you have wedding day jitters on valentines day? yikes buddy that bodes well. ’
‘ you are incredible & i love you so much. i couldn’t be happier that i’m finally marrying you. ’
‘ let’s get married. right now. let’s just be totally crazy and run off together. ’
‘ you have saved me in every way a person can be saved. i can’t thank you enough. ’
‘ will you do me the honour of dancing with me? ’
‘ oh wow we’ve reached crying-in-the-bathroom level of pre-valentines despair, huh? um, want a hug? some super cheap chocolate? ’
‘ you are the love of my life and i will love you until my heart stops beating. ’
‘ in the spirit of valentines day, how about we try again and get it right this time? ’
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