Henderson County Reptile Club

Covering all the hottest topics in herpetology and reptile husbandry.

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How can I get a girl like Jake Hawken's wife to marry me?

Hahahahahahahahaha, I think I know who asked this.

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Episode 59

In this week’s episode we discuss models that look like aliens, dudes that look like ladies, and the relative merits of bathing.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

Jake's facial expression from the opening of the show.

Donald Trump classing it up.

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Episode 58

In this week's episode we discuss Facebooking criminals, unofficial mayors, and Ben tries to say "mythical beast" but instead says "mystical beeth."

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

The mayor, press, city council, and constituency of Buford Wyoming.

HCRC's favorite Thomas Kinkade painting.

The so-called "monster trike."

Shameless plug: check out Jake's new blog, Nonsensical Graffiti.

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We are sorry to announce that as Ben is in the Orient right now, there will not be a full episode this week. But fear not! We'll try to throw some highlights and/or outtakes up for you to download.

Also, if you'd like, feel free to check out photos Antonio takes of random things, as well as Jake's relatively new blog, Nonsensical Graffiti.

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Episode 57

In this week’s episode, we discuss bigamy, naked burglars, and have a particularly shameful round of Guilty Pleasures.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

Guilty Pleasures: -Antonio's: Spotify and YouTube. -Ben's: Apparently it's not the song Jake thought it was, but upon inspection, it's far worse.  Spotify and YouTube. -Jake's: Spotify and YouTube. (If you love Jake and want to continue doing so, you won't click either of those.)

Dave Ghrohl expounds upon the songwriting process discussed in this episode.

Notable quotes from this episode: -"Heh?" -"I'm a horrible person. I've come to terms with this."  -"Bigamy is the playa's marriage." 

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Episode 56

In this week’s episode, we discuss Honest Slogans, newly classified mental illnesses, and private property peepee.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

This guy.

Also, Abe Lincoln wishes you a happy Pi Day.

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Episode 55

In this week's episode, we discuss Nickelback's twitter account, yogurt stampedes, and Jake forgets to record the last third of the show. Yeah, this one's a winner.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

Jake did not follow these steps in his shameful past.

Good news. There's a support group on facebook for Antonio.

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Episode 54

In this week’s episode, we discuss subterranean art, Law & Order's downward spiral, and how going to jail can mess up your ranking on Call of Duty.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

Ben was a little bit off on Anthony Anderson's name.

This.

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Episode 53

In this week's episode, we discuss tuba theft, beard mentors, and iconic vagrants.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

If you like to do research on horrible things, go ahead.

And a previous iteration of Jake's Beard.

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Episode 52

In this weeks episode, we discuss racist muppets, Stephen Hawking's birthday, and meat libel.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

Stephen Hawking's lady history

And a link related to a segment we deleted. Feel free to speculate what we talked about.

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Episode 51

In this weeks episode, we discuss amateur spaceflight, big boy drank, and why Zoroastrianism needs to make a comeback.

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“Further reading” and links from this episode:

Guilty Pleasures: - Jake's: Spotify and Youtube - Ben's: Spotify and Youtube - Antonio's: Spotify and Youtube - Listener's choice: Spotify and Youtube 

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Let's say that one has a podcast and wants to talk about user-submitted questions, but has no user-submitted questions on which to banter. How, morally, does one deal with lying to its listeners and answering fake user-submitted questions? Furthermore, when a listener finally does ask a question, but it's a smart-assed one, how would you suggest addressing said question?

By ignoring. Or answering it saying that you'd either ignore or answer it by saying that you'd either ignore it or answer it by either saying you'd ignore it or something recursive like that.

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Episode 50

In this week's episode, we discuss how the recession has affected novelty Pope Hat salesmen, whether Sasquatch is red meat or white meat, and the show almost doesn't happen this week.

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“Further reading” and videos from this episode:

We apologize to Mr. Waluigi Johnson of Minnesota. We wouldn't want to recreate this situation.

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Episode 49

In this weeks episode, we discuss Christmas cards, placentas, and why you might want to avoid bargain-priced surgery.

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“Further reading” and videos from this episode:

Jorge Santini's Christmas card.

This is the next step for one of the craigslist users mentioned in this episode.

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Episode 48

In this weeks episode, we discuss scary ice cream men, "getting diesel", and Jake's terrifying obsession with the darker corners of the internet.

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“Further reading” and videos from this episode:

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda.

The dark part of YouTube

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Episode 47

In this week's episode, we discuss douchebags, luxury meats, and Antonio uses "Christmas" as a unit of measurement.

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“Further reading” and videos from this episode:

Straightforward tips on being a douchebag

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