BEN HARDY.

𝘺'𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸.

[mcscal]

it wasn't meant to be and that's grand. no point in crying over spilt milk, eh? so, about that drink—if it's only one drink you're offering, i'm not too interested, sorry. got things to be at.

[hcrdyben]

with you cutting that off so quickly, i take it that you absolutely don't want to talk about it and fine. all in due time. let me just say this; 'it wasn't meant to be' might just be the biggest load of bullshit i ever did hear. — right, i can offer you as many drinks as you wish. but kind of get the feeling you're not in the mood to hang at the moment. so come and find me if you change your mind yeah? not gonna bother you if you'd rather be left alone or have better things to be at.

[mcrgctrcbbie-deactivated2024050]

Well well, long time no see Mr Hardy. I hope you aren't actively avoiding me these days. I'm actually quite glad to see you around here anyway, it's always comforting to have a piece of home around. How have you been? We should really catch up, but perhaps not somewhere there's any overly loud music playing. Do you have time to fit me in for some food somewhere? We can attempt to find something we Brits recognise. @hcrdyben

[hcrdyben]

Lils, you know I would never do that right? I may be an asshole at times, but only when I have a reason to be. Just don't bring up my less finer moments and we'll be golden, 'right? That's very kind of you to say — just, you okay? Know you can tell me if something is up alright? — Yeah yeah, absolutely. We'll find somewhere that is not right next to the speakers cause I'm about to go deaf any minute anyways. As long as there is a pint, I feel like I recognize anything. I've been desperately looking for some Fish & Chips but that it still yet to make it's way over here. Count me in as disappointed.

[mcscal]

go on, lad, blame it all on me as if you were ever about. too caught up arse-licking margo, eh? aye, you've been missed, about as much as a hole in a pocket. great news, that lady's no longer a bother, i'll be around more. been having a grand old time. and you?

[hcrdyben]

okay what the fuck got your knickers in a twist? wait.. what the fuck.. what are you saying? did you and daisy.. no chance. what the hell man. what happened? wanna grab a drink yeah?

[hillsperrie]

Alright handsome, what are your plans for the next couple of days? I hope for your sake that hanging out with Perrie will be one of the activities. Plenty of bands and artists to see but that particular activity is quite rare. Did you settle in well? @hcrdyben

[hcrdyben]

Well, it certainly is now. I mean had I known you would be here, I would’ve reached out and made plans sooner. But no chance we’re not hanging out. I mean all the reasons to celebrate your single right? About time Pez, we’ve been waiting for this one. Sure is worth the wait though. I promise you there is time in the schedule to hang out and catch up. If we're not doing it when we’re both in the UK, then we gotta seize the chance here. — Quite well, thanks. How about yourself?

[florencepvgh]

You know what I love about festivals? You never know who you're going to find at them. If I'd had know you were going to be here, we could have gotten on the same flight. It would have beaten the screaming child that seemed to have far too much energy for me so early in the morning. It's an injustice we don't get to see ewch other as much as I'd like, so I'm glad that can be fixed while we're here. Did you here Zendaya's going to perform? I adore the woman so I have to be front and center. You'll stand with me, right? I'm happy to make a fool out of myself, but it's always better if you have someone by your side to do the exact same thing. @hcrdyben

[hcrdyben]

We could’ve had that pre-flight pint at the airport together and my heart kind of breaks just a little bit that we didn’t get to do that. But all the best excuses to make up for it during our week here right? Are you telling me that you, Florence Pugh, did not treat yourself to first class? Or are we saying that some parent was out of their damn minds and brought their kid into first class, or that they were running around? Either way.. I adore kids. But not on flights. Oh you bet darling, we’ll make the most of our time in the same place and not having work keeps us busy. I heard something about that, yeah.. If I’m honest, I’m not completely caught up on who is performing but I’m here for it all. You got it. Booked in to be your front and centre buddy for Zendaya, I’m gonna remember that, I promise. You never make a fool out of yourself. You are simply just on another level than the rest and they can not keep up. Sucks to be them.

[hcrdyben]

You're around for the festival this week yeah? Who are you looking forward to see performing? Also I feel like us brits have got to stick together at this events over here in the US or we might be done for. We gotta have a pint or an honorary G&T given the opportunity, yeah? | @emsmackey

[mndvx]

[hcrdyben]

You finally get your shit together with your lady and it's like I don't even exist anymore. I mean, how can you ever forget about your ol' lil pal Benny boy? Jokes aside my man — I know you've been up to your neck busy these days and I love to see you killing it out there. Updates though my man.. How are you? Hows set life? Did you celebrate paddys day? | @mcscal

[zacharydaefron]

Look, your secret is safe with me as long as you're promising I'm the first you're telling this too. Also, thank you so much! Means the world to me! Keep going, I need this ego and now I'm convinced my acting just gets better and I'm going to own this for a bit. I've gotten quite a but, yes. Hey, we all love a good surprise with a movie. A twist we don't expect like watching Disney's Coco. What a twist. I still cry at that to this day.

[hcrdyben]

Cross my heart man, you’re the first. I will tell Jer how much I loved it, but still — you’re first. Your acting does just get better and better man, mean that when I say it. You choose some proper good projects too and you’re really carrying them. Your ego should always stay boosted as long as your feet are on the ground. Ah yeah man don’t get me started. The Fox and the Hound is that for me.. The twist that just twists your heart and soul. Fucking ruined me as a kid and still does.

[afterglowross]

some i wish i was there some... less so? but i'm telling you man, it's all about the after parties - they're way better than the main event. i just kind of treat the award shows as a pregame, open bars after? so much fun.

[hcrdyben]

Yeah I am prepared to agree with you there man. We have this big music awards thing in the UK — and I popped over to the after party.. god knows it was a blast compared to the ceremony. Just sitting around them tables, waiting for all the awards to be handed out? Nah the after party is where the real fun is. That being the drinks. You have your priorities set straight mate, love to see it.

[mvrgaret]

I think you could benefit from a lack of sense for a change. It suits you. This is news to me. I do like this side of you that can just come out and say what's on your mind. Particularly when what's on your mind is how much you miss me. Don't worry, I'm all yours for a good minute now. To brighten your days up. I know how lacking you are in that department without me.

[hcrdyben]

Do you? I think that would make me thick as bollocks and not sure that's someone you want to be seen with. Of course, if it's beneficial for you, its all the better innit? I don't think I've ever not spoken what's on my mind, even when it's positive or negative. Which blows sometimes, but usually tends to work out for the better. Yeah days without you are quite dusky and dull, much like London weather these days. You do make the days brighter even on the most grey of days.

[tellingmiles]

Thank you for that, it's nice to hear it from another human being that it's okay for a parent to go out. I managed to have a great time being out with friends and meeting new people. Are you not much of a party goer? Sometimes a person just needs to recharge that social battery so it's totally understandable. People love to nit-pick anything and everything. Did they say you weren't fashionable enough with that beanie? I got to the point where I just don't care about what people say. It's so tiresome hearing them complain about the dumbest things.

[hcrdyben]

Honestly mate, fuck anyone who doesn’t think it’s okay. It’s not like you love your kid any less just cause you appreciate one night of not having to change diapers. Glad to hear it man. We all need those nights to just forget about responsibilities for a good few hours. Nah I mean, I enjoy a good night out or out to the pub. But partying isn’t what it used to be, you know? Is that maybe just me getting old. Much rather have a pint and a chat with the lads at our local place, than drunk and sweaty on a dancefloor with a bunch of strangers. They said it didn’t really fit the occasion, and god knows what that meant.. It was an after party after all, not the actual red carpet event. Oh trust me, I don’t give a flying fuck what people think. It’s honestly just quite hilarious and pathetic that others care so much about what you wear, you know?

[tellingmiles]

I never thought that I'd ever be happy for award nights because those nights now equal a baby free night. Adjusting to parenthood hasn't been the easiest, but it's wild how a tiny human can easily change your lifestyle and how you love a person. Anyway, for non-parents I'm so sorry for all my rambling. We can transition the conversation to partying days and how some of us just can't hang anymore. @hillsfmsstarters

[hcrdyben]

Ah man, you're only human. I can imagine it's a lot when you have a whole other human you're responsible for. You're more than allowed to enjoy the few hours of not constantly carrying that responsability. Just cause you enjoy a night without them, doesn't mean they're not the most important thing that ever happened to you. Nah you're good man. I'm kind of glad I wasn't attending things this award season. I went to the BRITS after party and that was more than enough for me. After it, people kept banging on why I was wearing a beanie, and I was like, it was cold? Also reminded me how nice it is to not attend all these things and have people constantly criticizing your appearance you know?

[hcrdyben]

I do love the occasional dressing up and going to events and sure, getting the recognition must be extraordinary. But I gotta say.. I'm king of glad I'm not the one having to do the entire award season and hit up event after event. I remember the one time I attended the Oscars, as wonderful as it was.. man the pressure? And imagine that for every single awards event? Nah. What about you? Wish you were there on all the carpets or kind of glad you didn't have to be part of it all? | @afterglowross

[hcrdyben]

Man, I just saw The Iron Claw the other day.. also I count on you to not tell Jer that it took me this long cause I fear he might try and strangle me, but you know.. All I can say it wow. I mean, I've seen some of your stuff - but this? On another level. You absolutely smashed it out of the park. Your acting? Just so so good. I really hope you've gotten all the praise you deserve for it. Did I expect to be a sobbing mess at the end of it? Absolutely not. But what a beautiful surprise that was. | @zacharydaefron

[mvrgaret]

You saying that might be just proof that you're not all there, Benny boy. Imagine what the you from a year ago would say about your current state. No, you did not say that. I was only just clarifying what I meant. Is this a not so subtle way of saying you missed me? It's okay to say it, you know. I did have a similar experience myself. Turns out I've grown used to you in a way I didn't see coming. Right, we agreed you're going to stick with me for a while now.

[hcrdyben]

Me a year ago would try and smack some goddamn sense into my brain, that’s for damn sure. Also not sure I was much of a fan of myself back then. But you know, I had my reasons.. None which I care for now and quite frankly fuck that. I prefer where my head is at today and I think you know that too. Alright, whatever you say miss. Oh I don’t have to be subtle about it, I’m done with that. I can easily admit to having missed you. And no, I am not drunk. I’ve found that every day life is a tad more fun with you in it. You see it yourself.. Not just a grumpy man, am I? I know I know.. And you will hear no objections from me. 

[haileehills]

What kind of football are we talking here? America, English or Australian? It's funny how three different sports have the same name. Yeah, team sports is incredible. I could watch any sports that has a team environment and not get bored just because of the fans and the passion behind it. I did - I saw a sea turtle. Which was the biggest thing I wanted to see. How likely is that, though? Getting bitten by something you shouldn't? I highly doubt that's going to happen.

[hcrdyben]

Oh the only one that matters of course.. the british kind. Nah I can appreciate all forms of football. But the british kind is the original after all. Oh I’m right there with you. So see that sort of team spirit, it really is inspiring. I played some footy myself as a kid and there really is no better way to learn to work in groups and make friends. Ah wow? Sea turtle? Like the ones in Finding Nemo? That’s cool. You never know when you’re in unfamiliar places. You watch survivor and those things happen there. But hopefully not.