BLEHH

[shoves like 5 logs in his mouth] what (wttpyls) (theme is a wip... probably)

[holeyhorse]

[hols horse]

[teatime-prince]

(is hol)

[undergroundsfavoritetvstar-blog]

Wow! That one punch really brought up the ratings! Let’s keep it going!

Next question!

Question: What was the month, day, day of the week, and time of day, of the 1989 earthquake: margin of error: 10 minutes in the time of day

A.  TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 5:04 P.M. - O.K. +/- 10 minutes

B.  SATURDAY, OCTOBER 21, 3:05 P.M. - O.K. +/- 10 minutes

C.  TUESDAY, OCTOBER 10, 11:20 P.M. - O.K. +/- 10 minutes

D.  FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13, 7:39 P.M. - O.K. +/- 10 minutes

[friend-object]

Whuh… uhhm  uhh.. B?????? 

[flinches]

[undergroundsfavoritetvstar-blog]

WRONG! The answer was  A.  TUESDAY, OCTOBER 17, 5:04 P.M. - O.K. +/- 10 minutes!

Looks like you’re out of luck, darling!

[Dramatically rolls away from the stage where Doug is, as it blows up. Good bye Doug.]

Well everyone! That’s all the time we have for today’s show! Make sure to stick around for the next show Kinkshamers Get Kinkshamed (and killed)!

[friend-object]

 whole caffine and stuff.

Plus it’s not gross if you add creamer into it.

[he-is-burning-blog]

seriously? ‘,:\ human bodies are weird…

yeah i kind of doubt that theory but see i can’t really test it out since i’ll literally die. so

[friend-object]

Tell me about it, like who invented sleep?? Fuck that guy!

[he-is-burning-blog]

eh. i don’t need to sleep... usually. but it feels nice sometimes

[he-is-burning-blog]

isn’t that that gross bitter bean liquid? why would you drink something like that on purpose?

#I think the sugars gotton to me#im going insane#im talking to fire#hell

uh huh. sure. i get that a lot

[friend-object]

I need it because it helps me stay awake with the whole caffine and stuff.

Plus it’s not gross if you add creamer into it.

[he-is-burning-blog]

seriously? ‘,:\ human bodies are weird...

yeah i kind of doubt that theory but see i can’t really test it out since i’ll literally die. so

[he-is-burning-blog]

floats up and stares

you ok there

[friend-object]

[sits up and stares]

No, there is no coffee

[he-is-burning-blog]

isn’t that that gross bitter bean liquid? why would you drink something like that on purpose?

#I think the sugars gotton to me#im going insane#im talking to fire#hell

uh huh. sure. i get that a lot

[friend-object]

[lays on floor]

this was a mistake.

someone free me from sin

end the hell

[he-is-burning-blog]

floats up and stares

you ok there

[he-is-burning-blog]

time to shift my search to food for now, i guess...

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

[clearly notices this and stops chasing after calcifer]

[he-is-burning-blog]

turns around looking Fearful

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

[casually has left calcifer for dead]

[he-is-burning-blog]

...??? confused noise

sighs in relief, regardless

[he-is-burning-blog]

NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!

continues zooming

suddenly slows and flickers a little

gg hh h…

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

[clearly notices this and stops chasing after calcifer]

[he-is-burning-blog]

turns around looking Fearful

[friend-object]

Doug is my favorite Undertale character

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

suck WATER GUN YOU VILLAIN

[pumps it up]

[he-is-burning-blog]

…

FLIES AWAY AT HIGH SPEEDS

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

GET BACK HERE YOU FIERY FIEND

[he-is-burning-blog]

NO THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!

continues zooming

suddenly slows and flickers a little

gg hh h...

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

[he-is-burning-blog]

#is that#a screaming fire?#well OBVIOUSLY IT MUST BE A NEW SUPERVILLAIN#And so the masked mallard prepares to fight his flaming foe

ceases screaming

what

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

suck WATER GUN YOU VILLAIN

[pumps it up]

[he-is-burning-blog]

...

FLIES AWAY AT HIGH SPEEDS

[peacocktheanimatedseries-deacti]

“Hey Peacock! Why do you get in fights with everyone you meet?”

[he-is-burning-blog]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[chuckecathcart-deactivated20170]

[he-is-burning-blog]

#is that#a screaming fire?#well OBVIOUSLY IT MUST BE A NEW SUPERVILLAIN#And so the masked mallard prepares to fight his flaming foe

ceases screaming

what

[he-is-burning-blog]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fkdlfjeowjlqwkjd-deactivated201]

Even Speedwagon is upset!

[peacocktheanimatedseries-deacti]

[he-is-burning-blog]

yeesh. that sounds like a particularly nasty one. glad you can put that aside for me, in any case.

[memetichazard]

Very. He’s around here somewhere, probably licking things for some damn reason. Anyway. I sincerely hope you find your missing castle.

[he-is-burning-blog]

bleh. gross. Bp

thanks again. it’s pretty big so if it’s anywhere here i’ll probably find it... probably. i’ll fly by and show you if--... when i find it.