The Hunter

[head-hunt]

The dogs picked up a scent. Let's get going.

To be human is a special thing. It is something an animal cannot even dream of replicating.

I'm here to purge anything that tries to cross the line. Permanently.

(ooc: Hi, the mod here, please please PLEASE tell me if anything crosses the line because I do not know how to aaaaaaaaaaaa and yeah.)

Anons, if you want to try and convince me not to hunt someone, you might want to add their character's name to the ask because I suffer from lore overload disease.

the hunter speaks - the hunter speaks

the dogs are back - asks

a hunt begins - interaction

human trophy room - a mention of what's in the hunter's trophy room

[head-hunt]

btw, do you still want to hunt down that green mimic?

Sure? Maybe? Currently buying some stuff because a fucking bitch nearly fried my pod.

[head-hunt]

Hello! I brought you a gift!

+1 Badger tooth.

-REZ

Oh. Thank you, I suppose. Do you have any mole's blood with that?

[head-hunt]

Where did you cum from

Where did you go

Where did you come frkm

Cotton eye Joe

My name isn't Joe, nor do I have cotton eyes. Good guess though.

[unskilledpoint]

Yo. Asshole.

How do you feel about doxxing an angel?

@head-hunt

Maaaaaaan if this is a fucked up roundabout way to get my wings I'll rip your arm off in real life.

[head-hunt]

Ah. Well sadly it isn't.

You see. I can't exactly do anything to that person if I don't want to be sued or jailed.

But, if for some reason, the address of that person was mysteriously leaked, well... I won't exactly be sad for them.

[head-hunt]

[Snapshot is wandering around trying to find the Hunter.]

I heard there was someone.. trying to stream or something? Hopefully I can convince them to just use the recording feature instead of those scammy softwares.. @real-camera

Yo. I'm not trying to stream. I only considered it. Thanks for the advice..?

Also. Who the fuck are you?

[real-camera]

Hi. I’m Snapshot. What’s your name?

[Snapshot seems curious. Despite knowing about the Hunter’s.. history in the game.]

[head-hunt]

You don't need to know my name.

You can call me Hunter though, that's my occupation in this game.

Nice to meet ya, Snapshit.

[real-camera]

…

[Snapshot feels slightly offended.]

I— okay. Uhhh, quick conversation topic, do you think you’ll ever actually become a streamer? I can help set things up for you if you want.

[head-hunt]

[The Hunter isn't exactly sure what to say about this topic, but alright.]

Err, sure? I guess I'll contact you if I ever decide on it. Say! Have you seen a certain.. item around?

[real-camera]

[Snapshot needs more elaboration.]

What kind of item? Combat item, equipment items, effect items (like potions), event items, there’s more types of items, you’ll have to be more specific.

[Snapshot is slightly confused.]

[head-hunt]

Just look around for a reddish brown box with a symbol on top. You don't really need to know more about that.

[head-hunt]

[Snapshot is wandering around trying to find the Hunter.]

I heard there was someone.. trying to stream or something? Hopefully I can convince them to just use the recording feature instead of those scammy softwares.. @real-camera

Yo. I'm not trying to stream. I only considered it. Thanks for the advice..?

Also. Who the fuck are you?

[real-camera]

Hi. I’m Snapshot. What’s your name?

[Snapshot seems curious. Despite knowing about the Hunter’s.. history in the game.]

[head-hunt]

You don't need to know my name.

You can call me Hunter though, that's my occupation in this game.

Nice to meet ya, Snapshit.

[real-camera]

…

[Snapshot feels slightly offended.]

I— okay. Uhhh, quick conversation topic, do you think you’ll ever actually become a streamer? I can help set things up for you if you want.

[head-hunt]

[The Hunter isn't exactly sure what to say about this topic, but alright.]

Err, sure? I guess I'll contact you if I ever decide on it. Say! Have you seen a certain.. item around?

[head-hunt]

[Snapshot is wandering around trying to find the Hunter.]

I heard there was someone.. trying to stream or something? Hopefully I can convince them to just use the recording feature instead of those scammy softwares.. @real-camera

Yo. I'm not trying to stream. I only considered it. Thanks for the advice..?

Also. Who the fuck are you?

[real-camera]

Hi. I’m Snapshot. What’s your name?

[Snapshot seems curious. Despite knowing about the Hunter’s.. history in the game.]

[head-hunt]

You don't need to know my name.

You can call me Hunter though, that's my occupation in this game.

Nice to meet ya, Snapshit.

[head-hunt]

[Snapshot is wandering around trying to find the Hunter.]

I heard there was someone.. trying to stream or something? Hopefully I can convince them to just use the recording feature instead of those scammy softwares.. @real-camera

Yo. I'm not trying to stream. I only considered it. Thanks for the advice..?

Also. Who the fuck are you?

[head-hunt]

You want my hot takes? Here's a hot take. The mimic IS literally Gregory. It is the body that William built to house his dead kid, it is the stolen tech from Henry he is using to put the pieces back together MXES was HIS design to keep him there. That's why its a rabbit.

He is still not ready, he doesn't understand he's a boy. THAT is what B-7 is about, it's telling us this. He's to be kept in a game except he's the kid who learned the lullaby in Candy Cadet's story. THE LULLABY IS GAMES. HE LEARNED GAMES.

ARE YOU HAVING FUN YET? Games. Vanessa was Vanny, she came into his game to check on him and to try and stop him when he (and Freddy) went rogue.

I think there is so much more to this story than what we are given and I'm not about to give up on it yet.

And I think he will come back. He always does.

wowowowow geniunely intrerested ikkindaaa in this hmmmmmmm

[head-hunt]

Howdy there! You keep trophies? Can I know your favorite?

-REZ

Hmm, I have favorites for each category, but I do not have a favorite in general for hunting.

My favorite in general, not including hunting, is a trophy from thievery/hacking.

The console.

[solidwater05]

Top five most punchable epprbcu characters go

Tyria but she's currently dead. cheers

Gabriel (only below Tyria because we already knew he'd be terrible)

The Hunter

What was Messages' dev called again??

Fuck I ran out of devs (and the Hunter) uhhhh. Fuck um. Art makes me want to bang my head against a wall sometimes but idk if I'd punch her. Oh wait. I'd punch the apostles yeah. All of them. I don't discriminate

Can you tell I don't like devs

[head-hunt]

I love how this is just all the devs + the hunter

like this guy has existed for like less than or maybe a week

[head-hunt]

Heyyyyyyyy. Maaaaaaaan.

- @unskilledpoint

Hey.

[There's a grin on the Hunter's face. It seems they've taken a small liking to you despite also disliking you.]

Back for round two?

[unskilledpoint]

Don't make it sound so fucking homoerotic. What the fuck did you even do with them anyways.

[head-hunt]

Honestly speaking, nothing.

Wasn't really worth the hype, might just give them to some cool npc.

[unskilledpoint]

Is that so. To some. Uh. Cool NPC. You say. Have you ever considered.

[Unskilled doesn't finish this sentence. This is because they tackled The Hunter to the floor.]

GIve me my wings back give them back give them back I'm gonna fucking kill you I know your stupid fucking IP address you motherfucker I'm gonna kill you I'm gonna fucking kill you did you know that I'm gonna fucking kill you huh did you did you did you.

[They punctuate each phrase by grabbing The Hunter by the shoulders and slamming him onto the floor. This would mean nothing if it weren't for the fact that it actually hurt. In real life.]

[head-hunt]

[There's a manic grin on the Hunter's face.]

You can try.

[I don't think the Hunter cares if they die in real life.]

[That doesn't mean he isn't fighting back though.]

Besides,,, it was just some wings. Shouldn't you be able to just. make them reappear? It's not like they were even attached to you.

[unskilledpoint]

It's in your fucking inventory you shit-eating bitch. I can't teleport jackshit out of your inventory. So give it give it give it give to me.`

[head-hunt]

You want it so much?

[The Hunter teleports both of them to the nearest edge of the void.]

Then go and get it.

[The wings fall.]

[unskilledpoint]

Oh come ON. Useless piece of shit.

[Grabbing The Hunter, they roll over to fall off the edge of the void. They're both in free fall. Attempting to teleport back out generates a small message, saying "Error: Game Boundaries Crossed."]

[head-hunt]

And now we're falling.

I hope you can get your wings, respawning is possible but still hurts, ya know?

[unskilledpoint]

Shut the fuck up I've fallen off so many fucking cliffs and died it literally means nothing to me.

[Unskilled glanced at their wings. They were falling much slower than them and The Hunter, by virtue of being less aerodynamic. Too far to reach, even if they did jump, using The Hunter's shoulders as a platform.]

Heyyyyyyyy. If you lose your arm in game do you think you'd lose it in real life too.

[They don't wait for a reply. Letting go of The Hunters shoulders would lead to Unskilled being in free fall, which would not be very good. So they did the only other viable alternative. Before The Hunter figured out what Unskilled was about to do, they bit down on The Hunter's forearm. The sickening crunch of bone reverberated through the void. A crack followed, indicating the loss of around 3/4 of The Hunter's arm.]

[While The Hunter could easily regenerate it, it still probably really fucking hurt.]

[Using The Hunter's shoulders as a platform, Unskilled reached up with the now severed arm and caught the wings, like fish on a hook.]

[With a click, the wings returned to floating a couple inches behind Unskilled's back.]

[From there, they let go of The Hunter, to start flying downwards at around the same speed as him.]

Ugh your blood tastes awful.

[head-hunt]

MotherFUCKER.

[The Hunter grimaces before stopping the bleeding, leaving the arm as a stump for now.]

Oh I'm sorry, I should've written down what blood type I was so any feral assholes could see whether or not they like my blood.

Where are we even going? This is still your void right?

[unskilledpoint]

You'll keep going. The void is non-Euclidean and shit. Go down far enough and you'll end up right back at the top to fall down again. You can mayyyyyyyybe reach out to grab the solid platform. If you're fast enough. And yeah still my void. And for your information you're the jackass who stole my wings in the first place. Sorry you stole it from a feral asshole.

Also hey scale of one to ten how much did that hurt. Also what is your blood type or like your diet cause man that tastes bad.

[head-hunt]

It was.. eh. Like around a 6.5. My setup and like what connects me into the game is reaaallly funky right now. Was planning on getting it fixed but well, don't exactly make enough money for that yet.

Also. I have been eating sandwiches. For the last month. Just sandwiches.

[unskilledpoint]

Ugh no fucking wonder that tasted so shit you've been eating like a fucking loser for a month.

[head-hunt]

Listen, if I could, I wouldn't be eating like that. But my asshole boss pays me like minimum wage and the sandwiches are literally just leftover sandwiches from the day.

[unskilledpoint]

You should be a Twitch streamer I'm sure you're smart enough to figure out how to milk people's wallets.

[head-hunt]

Sure..? I mean that works, but like. I'm not going to delete this account, I worked hard for these console perms, I also like hunting, man.

I mean I guess I might be able to be a PvP player but oh well. Also damn, the first decent idea you had.

[head-hunt]

lingent mea balls

.

[head-hunt]

You didn't kill him!!!!!!!

...

Anon. I kill non-humans. And even when I kill non-humans, I only do it as a last resort.

I can get in so much more trouble killing someone outside the game than killing inside the game. That's why the only kills I do are in game.

Besides. I can't really try to help if I'm rotting in jail. I don't know, get some actual lawyer or group outside the game to help if you really want to do something.

I can get in a lot more trouble than just hacking if I'm caught.

[plus-equals-archangel]

[The Hunter appears from nowhere. They probably took a portal here or just teleported.]

Now where's that damn dev...

[The Hunter is slightly pissed.]

@head-hunt

(Gabriel lands in front of The Hunter. He was flying.)

Oh, hello! Now, who might you be? You're a player, yeah?

[head-hunt]

Yes. Yes I am.

I was told of an "archangel" around these areas?

[plus-equals-archangel]

That, would be me. Name's Gabriel, but you can call me Gabe.

[head-hunt]

So,,, a little birdie told me you are a dev, oh sorry, was a dev?

[plus-equals-archangel]

No, I still am. Haven't been fired or killed yet! Also, the correct grammar is were a dev.

[head-hunt]

I really need to replace this mic.

Oh really? That's interesting. Do you spend all your time in this game?

[plus-equals-archangel]

No. I have a life. But it's kinda my job to be here right now, they told me to. Didn't kill me, oddly.

[head-hunt]

Your job is to become a hermit and stay inside all day playing games?

[plus-equals-archangel]

Pretty much. But, I get paid for it so I don't really care. And, I get to free the souls trapped in here.

[head-hunt]

How so? I doubt you can just, revive their outside body.

[plus-equals-archangel]

No, but if they truly contain souls, then heaven or hell await.

[head-hunt]

Yet if they contain souls, would this not be their purgatory?

[plus-equals-archangel]

Then I will free them.

[head-hunt]

You know,, I probably am the worst person to say this considering I remove people's non-human traits in game, but like. Are you sure they want that? Wasn't there like that one rumor/theory going around that you people killed them?

[plus-equals-archangel]

It's not a rumor, it's true. Pretty sure they do want that. And uh, I don't talk to hypocrites. Sorry.

[head-hunt]

[...]

..What the fuck, man.

That's fucked up. Really fucked up.

[plus-equals-archangel]

I'll be going now, nice seeing you. I imagine the game will get a lot more playable in time. See ya.

[head-hunt]

...

I should probably get to that request that anon made then. Honestly? I don't really regret trying this.

[The Hunter shrugs, they're fine with their account getting banned or suspended for the time being. He'll find a way back anyways.]

[The Hunter throws one of his axes at Gabriel's wings.]

[plus-equals-archangel]

(Gabriel grabs the axe out of the air with one of his doctor octopus arms.)

Rookie mistake, throwing your weapon at the start of a conflict. I suppose you'll be wanting this back?

(The arm extends, offering the axe to The Hunter.)

Here.

[head-hunt]

You know. The other guy thought that it was stupid as well, and I would've revealed why it wasn't, but since you oh so nicely just gave it back, I guess you'll just have to wait.

Still, you see, a few anons, or maybe it was just one, seems to want your head, or your wings. Or maybe they just want you to stop for a while. Who knows? All I know is that they want a hunt.

[plus-equals-archangel]

I don't care. You can't kill me, in game or outside. It also wouldn't be hard to find where you live! Please go away.

[head-hunt]

Wouldn't be hard to file a lawsuit.

Fine. Can you at least, I don't know, listen to your anons a little? I don't really care what you do, but currently you're an asshole. Besides, these anons are practically players. You might get in trouble if a whole bunch of people start boycotting the game because of you.

[plus-equals-archangel]

We can afford better lawyers than you could dream of.

They're not going to boycott it, it's fine. Besides, they want me to leave the poor souls in here to suffer.

[head-hunt]

You can never be too sure, maybe one day they'll snap.

Also, small question. Have you,, asked the souls what they want?

[plus-equals-archangel]

They won't. They're cowards.

And yes. I have. They want this. You can ask them too, if you don't believe me. This is what they want.

[head-hunt]

Whatever you say.

[The Hunter is rolling their eyes.]

Let's hope for your sake that you're right in your assumption.

[plus-equals-archangel]

I never assume without evidence! I'm certain. Anyway, I think it's time for you to go home. Now, if you please.

[head-hunt]

[The Hunter sighs.]

Alright. You do you.

[The Hunter teleports away.]

[plus-equals-archangel]

[The Hunter appears from nowhere. They probably took a portal here or just teleported.]

Now where's that damn dev...

[The Hunter is slightly pissed.]

@head-hunt

(Gabriel lands in front of The Hunter. He was flying.)

Oh, hello! Now, who might you be? You're a player, yeah?

[head-hunt]

Yes. Yes I am.

I was told of an "archangel" around these areas?

[plus-equals-archangel]

That, would be me. Name's Gabriel, but you can call me Gabe.

[head-hunt]

So,,, a little birdie told me you are a dev, oh sorry, was a dev?

[plus-equals-archangel]

No, I still am. Haven't been fired or killed yet! Also, the correct grammar is were a dev.

[head-hunt]

I really need to replace this mic.

Oh really? That's interesting. Do you spend all your time in this game?

[plus-equals-archangel]

No. I have a life. But it's kinda my job to be here right now, they told me to. Didn't kill me, oddly.

[head-hunt]

Your job is to become a hermit and stay inside all day playing games?

[plus-equals-archangel]

Pretty much. But, I get paid for it so I don't really care. And, I get to free the souls trapped in here.

[head-hunt]

How so? I doubt you can just, revive their outside body.

[plus-equals-archangel]

No, but if they truly contain souls, then heaven or hell await.

[head-hunt]

Yet if they contain souls, would this not be their purgatory?

[plus-equals-archangel]

Then I will free them.

[head-hunt]

You know,, I probably am the worst person to say this considering I remove people's non-human traits in game, but like. Are you sure they want that? Wasn't there like that one rumor/theory going around that you people killed them?

[plus-equals-archangel]

It's not a rumor, it's true. Pretty sure they do want that. And uh, I don't talk to hypocrites. Sorry.

[head-hunt]

[...]

..What the fuck, man.

That's fucked up. Really fucked up.

[plus-equals-archangel]

I'll be going now, nice seeing you. I imagine the game will get a lot more playable in time. See ya.

[head-hunt]

...

I should probably get to that request that anon made then. Honestly? I don't really regret trying this.

[The Hunter shrugs, they're fine with their account getting banned or suspended for the time being. He'll find a way back anyways.]

[The Hunter throws one of his axes at Gabriel's wings.]

[plus-equals-archangel]

(Gabriel grabs the axe out of the air with one of his doctor octopus arms.)

Rookie mistake, throwing your weapon at the start of a conflict. I suppose you'll be wanting this back?

(The arm extends, offering the axe to The Hunter.)

Here.

[head-hunt]

You know. The other guy thought that it was stupid as well, and I would've revealed why it wasn't, but since you oh so nicely just gave it back, I guess you'll just have to wait.

Still, you see, a few anons, or maybe it was just one, seems to want your head, or your wings. Or maybe they just want you to stop for a while. Who knows? All I know is that they want a hunt.

[plus-equals-archangel]

I don't care. You can't kill me, in game or outside. It also wouldn't be hard to find where you live! Please go away.

[head-hunt]

Wouldn't be hard to file a lawsuit.

Fine. Can you at least, I don't know, listen to your anons a little? I don't really care what you do, but currently you're an asshole. Besides, these anons are practically players. You might get in trouble if a whole bunch of people start boycotting the game because of you.

[plus-equals-archangel]

We can afford better lawyers than you could dream of.

They're not going to boycott it, it's fine. Besides, they want me to leave the poor souls in here to suffer.

[head-hunt]

You can never be too sure, maybe one day they'll snap.

Also, small question. Have you,, asked the souls what they want?

[plus-equals-archangel]

They won't. They're cowards.

And yes. I have. They want this. You can ask them too, if you don't believe me. This is what they want.

[head-hunt]

Whatever you say.

[The Hunter is rolling their eyes.]

Let's hope for your sake that you're right in your assumption.