#epprbcu

[character-selecton]

Shout out to the fruitverse, busblr, snomblr, tbcu, OSHAverse, shower thinkers, potatoblr, restaurantverse, completionist, painters, counters, is-this/is-your-post, your-fave, wizardblr, government agencies, and ALL GIMMICK BLOGS

have fun. Role play. Make lore. Don’t let haters get you down. We may be “cringe”, but at least we know how to have fun

[magic-foraging-tooltips]

I want to inform the class that Status 2's arc irreparably changed my vocabulary for the worse. Specifically for the worse because no one in my day to day life will ever understand why "___ 2, better than ever bef--TWO" is funny and that's a tragedy of the highest order

However I do think that's preferable to them understanding what I'm referencing because I think I would die on the spot. I panic enough already whenever someone mentions they also came from (dead social media)

[advancement-made]

Advancement Made: "Take that, bitch!"- Report as many Spam Bots in #asexual as you can

[thecrazycreation]

Should I start posting on my gimmick blogs* again despite not being completely healed in every possible way yet?**

yes

no

no, you should never post again and just give up

Voting ended onJan 25

*I run @thegimmickblog @how-many-letters @i-add-ampersands-to-posts & @similar-blog-showdown (may not bring this one back)

**This is partly a joke. I've been struggling a lot and I really really want to post again, but scared I'm just going to get overwhelmed again and stop. I hate having to keep making haitus posts because of my shitty mental health!

Also is the EPPRBCU still around? I (@corrrupted-npc) started a chat with @the-tutorial but disappeared and would love to (at least attempt) to get back into it.

[character-profiles]

remember when I hard reset my character and killed off all the other ones in some attempt to reignite my passion?

Wow, what was I thinking? Anyway I’m feeling nostalgic. What’s been going on? On tumblr, nothing, I can see, but on the discord?

(We've all largely moved onto other things, but we still occasionally revisit our characters and talk about the arcs. What we loved, what could have done better, what we never got to do, stuff like that. No serious writing for the epprbcu, just nostalgic conversations.) (also, sorry for taking so long to check this inbox. I haven't logged onto my main accounts on any platform for ages ever since I switched phones. I keep meaning to but i always put it off.)

[chess-dealer]

[Status 1 appears with two chessboards in red and blue.]

Alright, we each get to place one rift, and it's there permanently. It has to be somewhere in the four middle ranks, and it can't be somewhere where a piece already is. Do you need a refresher on the rest of the rules, or?

@status-updates

this has been discussed before, i am unsure of which specific rules have been decided on. a refresher would be appreciated.

[detective-brackette]

[Status 1 and 2 randomly teleport into your office.]

whathathwahtashtshawht aarese awe wdoindojn ghereh againgain

i'm gonna be honest we don't have any business being here i just like to hit random numbers on the teleporter machine and then launch the two of US out there. just to feel som-

STATUS UPDATES TWO!

You sure are, buddy.

@status-updates

[When you arrive, Brackette can be seen at her desk looking over several stacks of paper. They look even more exhausted than usual, which is almost impressive.]

no logical reason for it to- what the fuck.

[solidwater05]

[ID: Two doodles of Nef from the EPPRBCU. He's a wizard with long hair and a big hat shrouding the top half of his face in shadow. The hat has an exclamation point at the tip, they also wield a staff ending in an exclamation point. The first doodle is a full body, the second one is bust. /End ID]

Found in 2026????? What the fuck