EPPRBCU

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OOC

Ran by Saint from @john-tendrils-exclam-the-eighth.

TAGS

Should be self-explanatory.

DESCRIPTION

Main character of blog is called Gabriel. He uses he/him.

Gabriel's ingame avatar looks like a tall person, wearing a white and gold angel robe. His eyes are two large spheres of gold. He has six large angel wings covered in those same golden spheres. His skin has a black and white chessboard pattern covering it, to scale with a real chessboard. He has long gold hair.

Gabriel has four mechanical arms similar to that of Doctor Octopus that can be extended from his back. They are made of the same material as Genny and can shapeshift.

He wields a large spetum spear, also made of the same material as Genny. Around halfway down the shaft it has wings. He has a golden glowing halo that has its own wings.

He has a small wrist-mounted keyboard. Its use is unclear.

He is almost always smiling.

His design outside of the game does not matter.

[art-leon]

sorry i made ur guy a twink @plus-equals-archangel

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You. You twinked him. How could you/silly

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(Gabriel stands before a great painting, one that shall not yet be described.)

Sophia. Angel of Rot. I- I miss you. Why couldn't they save you? Why did you- Why?

(Gabriel flies to a large hole in the ground at the back of his "office". He stares down into it.)

I hope one day you'll forgive me. Or at least understand why I did what I did.

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Soon. Two doomed lovers approach to fight the heavenly host.

Shut up.

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How do you feel about the Exigency?

I am not talking about that. No. How do you even know about it? Did you-

Did you see the painting? Please. How do you know about the Exigency?

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"Horn"y singles in your area! They are coming for you! You can't escape them.

No.

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Someone put a wanted poster of you in the Sheriff's office. You may have legal issues soon

Hang on, is there even law here? Is it possible to get arrested?

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U-Post cringe online.

What?

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"Ow? Why?" says the person trying to unleash a genocidal army :/

like can you be any less self aware.

Sure I can!

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"Hey you, here's a gift!"

[You have received 1× U-Post.]

What is this?

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*pokes you with a numchucks*

Hi yah.

(A what?)

Ouch.

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[Pokes you. With a sharp stick.]

heh

Ow? Why?

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*poke*

Hey.

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And lest there's any doubt, all hope has died, trapped inside my web of lies.

What? Who did you lie to?

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but what if you did it before the exclams trying to fight you got to you through some global-play audio file shenanigans?

They'd probably find a way to kill me while I'm broadcasting it or something.

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it's not really obvious, no. you haven't even done an evil villain monologue explaining it.

Villains always get killed in their monologues, so I won't do one. I'm not a villain, though. But because I am perceived as one, it's a risk I won't take.

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Get some bitches from Dante's Inferno and forcefully "convert" them

≡

I'm not going to have sex with demons. Leave me alone.

[censorship-minusequals]

And what if I don't~

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I will kill you.