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Janaina Medeiros
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Claire Keane
will byers stan first human second
if i look back, i am lost
we're not kids anymore.
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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styofa doing anything
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@headhomefree
You slump against the cool, fake marble pillar behind you. You wonder to yourself, did people see? I mean it was only a trash can, it couldn't have been that bad. This isn't even the busy time at the mall, and this is the wing near the BABBAGES. Nobody goes down here. Usually. There's less of an issue here than you think! You're sure nobody saw!
==->
You immediately feel bad and set it upright again. Maybe the games wouldn't be as embarrassing as this.
> Richard: Slump
==->
You begin to make a small scene outside of the BRA AND PANTY WAREHOUSE, kicking over a small garbage can.
==->
They’re not there.
> Richard: Lose your shit.
The headphones.
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You love music! The other half of the hard drive on your phone is taken up by your favourite music. And some of it is even good! You go into your pocket, and…
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...You decide not to play a game. The loud volume and bright visuals are all incredibly grating and are embarrassing to be seen associated with. The games may take up half of your phone's hard drive, but you can't bear to delete them. However….
> Richard: Put on Music.
Which games? You have Kitty Clicker, John Cena Wrangle, Air Gordan Freeman, Floppy Bird, James Cameron's Avatar: The Experience, and The Official The Room RPG Starring Tommy Wiseau Developed By Tommy Wiseau...
> Richard: Be embarrassed
You fail to patiently wait.
> Richard: Play games on your phone.
Without your GIRLFRIEND? She’s still buying that LITTLE SOMETHING, memelord!
> Richard: Patiently wait for GIRLFRIEND.
You can’t really do that without removing your shirt. It’s a precaution you take against people who like to steal bowties. > Richard: Head Home.
You then proceed to have THIS CONVERSATION that we’ve seen already.
> Richard: Remove bowtie.
Your name is RICHARD. As was previously stated, you know PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING about games. But this ISN’T YOUR ROOM. Right now you’re out with YOUR GIRLFRIEND, at the mall. She just got off work so you’re WALKING HOME with her. But first she had to pop in to buy a LITTLE SOMETHING.
You guess you can just wait here till she pops back out.
> Richard: Talk to Christian
> Examine Room.
> Try again, memelord.
This guy knows, man. He knows everything about the games, man. He travels at light speed across the internet. He’s got people watching people. He’s seen every meme there is to see.
What his name be?
> Enter Name.