READ IT, LOSERS.
This is an 18+ only blog.
I’m in my 30’s
Im British
I have a constant queue running. My blog being active doesn’t mean I’m actually here and available to chat.
The only reason I’ve not left this hellsite is because a dozen mutuals have been trying to convince me to stay. However in order to do that and keep my sanity I have to make some changes to way I run my blog. Soooo….
What I am here for:
✅ to sell content
That is my primary purpose of being here. my motivation to take and add new content to both my Patreon and this blog is directly tied to how irritated you’ve made me feel so if you want to keep seeing ass and pussy then don’t be a prick.
✅ to scream into the void
Sometimes I need to just voice the ridiculous or stressful things i think about or dull the chaos in my head by doom scrolling/reblogging
✅ to share and talk about things that interest me
I find nude and lewd photography genuinely so fucking beautiful and I enjoy talking about the things I like and learning about what others like too. Me posting certain things doesn’t mean that I’m sat here gagging for cock and want your offerings.
What I am not here for:
❎ To be your digital girlfriend
I’m not going to be consistently messaging you morning noon and night. I don’t even communicate with the people I live with as much as some of you expect me to communicate with you. I’m not sending you morning selfies or telling you about how I yearn for you, how I masturbate thinking about you and how out of all the many people on tumblr you are my special chosen one. I’m a random on the internet and I’m not interested in you.
❎ to tolerate your creepy and disrespectful bullshit
If your opening message to me is something that would get you KO’d in the street if you approached someone and said the same thing to their face then don’t fucking send it to me. This should not even have to be said. I get it your dick is hard and you think I’m gonna fix that for you but just because I post sexual things and sell content doesn’t mean I want to (or will) talk sexually with every dude and his dick that slides in my DM’s. Even if we have interacted before don’t start conversations with me like you’re talking to an AI porn bot. I may appreciate directness but I don’t rudeness.
❎ to sext you for free
Don’t DM me and tell me about how hard you are or start asking me sexual questions with the expectation that I’m going to talk to you in detail about my last anal experience. I don’t want to see your nudes and I’m not going to send you free content. I’m not going to care about your horniness AT ALL until I see a paypal notification. I’ve tried to fluff this up and sound less mean on past pinned posts to no avail so now I’m having to be blunt.
Asks:
I’ve always been pretty open in asks and will continue to be. I don’t mind out of the blue questions asking about DP or knives or whatever in my asks. Im not expecting a whole polite conversation before a sexual ask is sent…. Just don’t be completely gross about it. I’m not always sickeningly nice to anon asks so expect some sass and sarcasm in return.
Messages:
-messages are currently switched to following only and they will stay that way until you all start behaving yourselves again. If I don’t follow you and you wish to message me (in a way that’s not going to make me want to do some violence) then feel free to send me an ask and I will message you.
-If you are wanting to buy content I appreciate people just being upfront about it. There’s no need to be shy and I am not going to put you in the same category as some of the people I’ve moaned about for simply messaging me “hey I’m interested in your anal content” or whatever because I feel that is actually really respectful of my time.
-I am happy to have regular non content selling conversations. I’ve met a tonne of awesome people on here that I enjoy casually speaking to and I hope to meet some more. Just because you aren’t interested in content doesn’t mean we can’t be friends or talk to each other. Just know that it will only ever be friendship and that forming a friendship with me isn’t a loophole into getting access to my holes be it digitally or IRL.
- I get overwhelmed by the volume of messages I receive and the level of sociable I sometimes have to be. I am ND so this is a genuine hard struggle for me. If I take a while to respond do not take it personally I’m probably just staring at a wall because I can hear 6 different noises at once and I’ve malfunctioned. If it really has been a while since I replied feel free to send me a polite follow up message. Sometimes I think I’ve responded to people that I haven’t so it’s entirely possible I’ve just done that again.
Submissions:
Submissions are now closed because you can’t behave yourselves.
General reminders:
-The first C in CNC stands for CONSENSUAL. Stop sending your personalised rape fantasies to me without my permission
-Do not slide into my friends DM’s to just waste their time and talk about and fawn all over me (and vice versa) They don’t want to hear it and neither do I. If you want to talk about how much you love @r4venwh0re content then tell HER that and If you want to talk about me being your crush then message ME. This being too shy to say it directly so has to say it to their friends shit is giving high school energy. Stop that. It’s weird.
-I am a sub but I’m not your sub. My submission is not for sale nor is it for you at all. I’ve had an influx of Dom blogs follow me recently who seem to think that just because there’s submissive geared content on my blog that I’m going to engage in some kind of play/dynamic with them. I’m not. I’m not interested.
-I am not going to catch feelings or want your misplaced feelings for me. There has been entirely too many times now where people have made things weird by getting in their feels or acting like a jealous boyfriend. I’m flirty and friendly but please don’t misinterpret that as romantic interest on my end.
-I will block any and everyone who goes out of their way to test my boundaries. I am just not tolerating it anymore. You can read more about how I’ve come to reach this point here and you can see my shit list of fuckknuckles to block via my #blocked tag below.
- If you send me an unsolicited dick pic I will send it to another unsolicited dick sender in my DMs and then also put you both on blast so you can become better acquainted over your shared hobby. Like a Cupid for creeps 😊
- if you see me interacting with a problematic person then please let me know. Creeps here thrive on the silence of others and looking out for one another is the only real way to combat that. Anons naturally hold less weight for obvious reasons so I do prefer an ask/message from an identifiable blog but nothing you say will be posted and nobody will be told who told me if I have to pass the warning on.
Tags:
My personal photos can be found under #me #kell and #my gif
Other content creators that you should also follow and support can be found under the tags # CC and # go buy her content what are you doing!
Mutuals you’d be insane not to follow can be found under # cute moots
Creeps catfishes and cunts can be found under #blocked 
Everything else should be pretty self explanatory and I’ll tag them all in the post for easy finding.
