I just want my head back..

Kiwi Biker cookie Mafiarun rp blog! member of SSC's faction! Status: meeting new friends! (ง ˙ω˙)ว ..also headless but no one knows that

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

The biker didn’t process the sentence very well at first so he asked;

“Do you want me to search it up or-” he texted, looking down on his phone before either erasing it or stopp texting mid sentence after processing what Cinna meant, slowly moving up to look at his boyfriend,

Kiwi internally screamed as a bunch of smoke poured out from his helmet/neck, indicating he was now flustered and embarrassed,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“Ah, I don’t see why not, maybe?? Maybe not?? If it does, then would you be able to see through the visor well??? :oc” Kiwi texted and asked as he watched his boyfriend try to put it on,

“what do you mean is the visor really hard to see through?” he messed with the helmet finally getting it on his head and looking around

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi shrugged a bit before texting;

“I dunno, is it though?? Alot of people think I have bad vision for looking through the visor when I could see perfectly fine (oﾟ▽ﾟ)”

He’s not sure how he could still see and have a perfect vision without a head, or how he’s still living either..

“It’s weird how I’m still even alive without a head.. (;>_“Does it fit well??? :3c”

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

with a muffled voice now he talked “i mean its sorta dark because your visor is super tinted like sunglasses”

 he squinted with his one eye trying to read kiwis texts “and i mean i already have sorta bad vision so it sorta limits it, and i think it fits well!” 

he looked up and almost fell over from the weight of the helmet before looking back to kiwi lifting the visor “i think your heart is keeping you alive, you have such a big one its allowing you to keep going!” he grinned and blushed under the helmet

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi panicked and felt his ‘heart’ stop a bit as his boyfriend almost fell over all of a sudden, so he ran over to him and quickly supported him back up,

The biker immediately became flustered again, his neck bursting out a puff of smoke from his boyfriend’s sweet words,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Cinnamon giggled when kiwi supported him and he smiled when the cutey started to ‘blush’ thats what he could only assume all that smoke was “this thing really makes your head heavy” he put his hands on either side pulling up….it was just suppose to come off right? he pulled again and tried twisting the helmet a little as he pulled it off, nope owowow that didn’t work, he puffed alittle and let his arms fall to his side looking to kiwi 

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

his goddamn giggles and smile he loved so, and those lips he wanted to kiss so badly, the more he thought about it his 'heart' fluttered, beating faster and more smoke poured out from his neck,

"It is heavy but can get knocked off easily which is really bad ;;"

as the biker patiently waited for his boyfriend to take the helmet off, he noticed something was wrong but denied it at first,

it's going to come off,

...right?

worry grew in Kiwi's mind as that feeling of something wrong came to life,

he wasn't sure of what to do so

the headless biker attempted to pry the helmet off of his boyfriend as gently and slowly as he could,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Gay eels and supernatural secrets// closed with kiwi

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“aaa something like this,” Kiwi texted before putting a hand over his helmet that was beside him before brushing his index finger over the one and only green colored streak on his helmet,

“Like that color (=￣▽￣=)Ｖ”

cinnamon looked and blinked smiling “its a nice color of green!! its lighter then grass, its almost lime or well… kiwi colored” he laughed alittle 

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi chuckled and texted;

“Pretty much, though I don’t think there’s any missing heads or anyone with kiwi-colored hair, (;>_the headless biker then leaned on his boyfriend a bit, somehow feeling tired,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

cinnamon nodded “that is true, i dunno maybe its some time or neato magic” he smiled and then felt kiwi lean on him a little “feeling tired love?” he was starting to get tired himself, the park situation was stressful for both of them to say the least

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

“Yeah (=-v-=) it’s been a while since I’ve felt so tired all of a sudden,” he snuggled with his boyfriend a bit as he leaned on him,

“Are you getting sleepy too or is it just me..? (-v-)”

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Cinnamon chuckled and nodded “yeah, climbing that tree and drama really got me worn out, not to mention your really nice and warm which is also putting me to sleep” he smiled and nuzzled into kiwi

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"Again I'm really really, really sorry I scared you by falling!!!" Kiwi frantically apologized for,

he sighed in content, "You're nice and warm too.. If I had my head, my face would be warm and burning up because of you <3"

the headless biker leaned into the touch and snuggled with him, in his mind he could be smiling like crazy right now,

[sonybaloneyinspo]

Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme

“Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”

“I’m not afraid to die!”

“You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”

“They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”

“Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”

“I think I can handle it.”

“Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”

“Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”

“I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”

“We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”

“No more killing. It has to stop!”

“You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”

“Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”

“Fight ‘em! C’mon!”

“Smile so we can make a good impression.”

“We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”

“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”

“Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”

“Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”

“Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“Leave before it gets dark.”

“Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”

“Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”

“It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”

“Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”

“I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”

“I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”

“These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 

“A heart’s a heavy burden.”

“Please! You must stop!”

“Well, well, well… hello kitty.” “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”

“So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”

“ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”

“Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”

“I didn’t want them to kill you.”

“It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”

“Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”

“You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”

“He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”

“Kill him and you’ll be famous.”

“I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”

“S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”

“That was the night I died.”

“I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”

“You don’t remember your name?”

“Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”

“Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”

“I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”

“ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”

“She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”

“You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”

“She never woke up again.”

“You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”

“Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”

“Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”

“This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”

“I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”

“If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”

“ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”

“There’s a demon inside you.”

“Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”

“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”

“This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”

“Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”

“Everyone fears their own mortality.”

“Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”

“I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”

“Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”

“Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”

“There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 

“When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”

“Why did you stop me from killing her?”

“When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 

“One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”

“Tell me while you’re still alive!”

“This is a tomb for the both of us.”

“If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”

“Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”

“What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”

“HAM!”

[faerieroleplaymemes]

‘Maleficent’ sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“No! Don’t touch me! It’s you… you’re the evilest!”

“I will not ask your forgiveness because what I have done to you is unforgivable.”

“It’s so ugly, I almost feel sorry for it.”

“I know you’re there. Don’t be afraid.”

“How quaint, even the rabble.”

“I like you begging. Do it again.”

“Oh, come on! That’s funny.”

“I swear, no harm will come to you as long as I live. “

“You’ve been very good to me… well, except that time you fed me spiders.”

“Oh dear! What an awkward situation.”

“True love does not exist.”

“So you see, the story is not quite as you were told.”

“I revoke my curse! Let it be no more!”

“What have you done to my beautiful self?”

“I was so lost in hatred and revenge. You stole what was left of my heart.”

“You’ve been watching over me, my whole life.”

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

The biker didn’t process the sentence very well at first so he asked;

“Do you want me to search it up or-” he texted, looking down on his phone before either erasing it or stopp texting mid sentence after processing what Cinna meant, slowly moving up to look at his boyfriend,

Kiwi internally screamed as a bunch of smoke poured out from his helmet/neck, indicating he was now flustered and embarrassed,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“Ah, I don’t see why not, maybe?? Maybe not?? If it does, then would you be able to see through the visor well??? :oc” Kiwi texted and asked as he watched his boyfriend try to put it on,

“what do you mean is the visor really hard to see through?” he messed with the helmet finally getting it on his head and looking around

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi shrugged a bit before texting;

“I dunno, is it though?? Alot of people think I have bad vision for looking through the visor when I could see perfectly fine (oﾟ▽ﾟ)”

He’s not sure how he could still see and have a perfect vision without a head, or how he’s still living either..

“It’s weird how I’m still even alive without a head.. (;>_“Does it fit well??? :3c”

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

with a muffled voice now he talked “i mean its sorta dark because your visor is super tinted like sunglasses”

 he squinted with his one eye trying to read kiwis texts “and i mean i already have sorta bad vision so it sorta limits it, and i think it fits well!” 

he looked up and almost fell over from the weight of the helmet before looking back to kiwi lifting the visor “i think your heart is keeping you alive, you have such a big one its allowing you to keep going!” he grinned and blushed under the helmet

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi panicked and felt his 'heart' stop a bit as his boyfriend almost fell over all of a sudden, so he ran over to him and quickly supported him back up,

The biker immediately became flustered again, his neck bursting out a puff of smoke from his boyfriend's sweet words,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Gay eels and supernatural secrets// closed with kiwi

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“aaa something like this,” Kiwi texted before putting a hand over his helmet that was beside him before brushing his index finger over the one and only green colored streak on his helmet,

“Like that color (=￣▽￣=)Ｖ”

cinnamon looked and blinked smiling “its a nice color of green!! its lighter then grass, its almost lime or well… kiwi colored” he laughed alittle 

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi chuckled and texted;

“Pretty much, though I don’t think there’s any missing heads or anyone with kiwi-colored hair, (;>_the headless biker then leaned on his boyfriend a bit, somehow feeling tired,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

cinnamon nodded “that is true, i dunno maybe its some time or neato magic” he smiled and then felt kiwi lean on him a little “feeling tired love?” he was starting to get tired himself, the park situation was stressful for both of them to say the least

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"Yeah (=-v-=) it's been a while since I've felt so tired all of a sudden," he snuggled with his boyfriend a bit as he leaned on him,

"Are you getting sleepy too or is it just me..? (-v-)"

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Gay eels and supernatural secrets// closed with kiwi

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“aaa something like this,” Kiwi texted before putting a hand over his helmet that was beside him before brushing his index finger over the one and only green colored streak on his helmet,

“Like that color (=￣▽￣=)Ｖ”

cinnamon looked and blinked smiling “its a nice color of green!! its lighter then grass, its almost lime or well… kiwi colored” he laughed alittle 

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi chuckled and texted;

"Pretty much, though I don't think there's any missing heads or anyone with kiwi-colored hair, (;>_<;)"

the headless biker then leaned on his boyfriend a bit, somehow feeling tired,

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

The biker didn’t process the sentence very well at first so he asked;

“Do you want me to search it up or-” he texted, looking down on his phone before either erasing it or stopp texting mid sentence after processing what Cinna meant, slowly moving up to look at his boyfriend,

Kiwi internally screamed as a bunch of smoke poured out from his helmet/neck, indicating he was now flustered and embarrassed,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“Ah, I don’t see why not, maybe?? Maybe not?? If it does, then would you be able to see through the visor well??? :oc” Kiwi texted and asked as he watched his boyfriend try to put it on,

“what do you mean is the visor really hard to see through?” he messed with the helmet finally getting it on his head and looking around

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi shrugged a bit before texting;

"I dunno, is it though?? Alot of people think I have bad vision for looking through the visor when I could see perfectly fine (oﾟ▽ﾟ)"

He's not sure how he could still see and have a perfect vision without a head, or how he's still living either..

"It's weird how I'm still even alive without a head.. (;>_<;)"

"Does it fit well??? :3c"

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Undertale {Sentence Starters}

"The more you distance yourself, the less you will hurt."

"You're standing in the way of everybody's hopes and dreams!"

"Sorry, I do not have much to say. It was nice to hear your voice, though."

"Down here... It's kill or be killed!"

"You killed them because it was easy for you. Because it was fun for you."

"What did you do to him? What did you DO TO HIM?"

"Are you bored? I should have given a book to you. My apologies."

"Despite everything, it's still you."

"You want to know more about me? Well, I am afraid there's not much to say."

"Don't you have anything better to do?"

"I do not know if this is pathetic, or endearing."

"Don't kill, and don't be killed, alright? That's the best you can strive for."

"We'll be together forever, won't we?"

"What? You really think you can stop ME?"

"I'll hold victory in front of you, just within your reach... and then tear it away just before you grasp it."

"I don't want to break their hearts all over again. It's better if they never see me."

"Wow. You're a pretty gross person, huh?"

"Do not worry about me. Someone has to take care of these flowers."

"I can't come back. I just can't, OK?"

"The more you kill, the easier it becomes to distance yourself."

"There is nothing left for us here. Let us erase this pointless world, and move on to the next."

[wolves-with-dragons]

Kingdom Hearts sentence starters

“You seek answers. I can give you purpose.”

“Who am I going to have ice cream with?”

“ If the world is made of light and darkness… We’ll be the darkness.”

“"If you want light to rule over all, then you must rid the world of everything else.“”

“I should tell you that I’m in an EXTREMELY foul mood.”

“So, suppose you get to another world. What would you do there?”

“Right, world order.”

“you lazy bum. I knew I’d find you snoozing down here.”

“ Two words: you-guys-ain’t-heroes.”

“ Aw, what do you know, you big palooka?”

“ worry. There will always be a door to the light.”

“The prisoners have escaped.”

“Don’t ever forget: wherever you go, I’m always with you.”

“ What is a heart anyway?”

“What are you thinking about this time?”

“I’m thinking about what to think about.”

“But no frowning, no sad faces. Okay?”

“ Don’t give up. I’m searching, too.”

“You know what? I really don’t know.”

“You’re wrong. I know now, without a doubt. “

“Beware the darkness in your heart. “

“ I guess you don’t get out much, huh?”

“ Your concern is touching, but hardly necessary.”

“You rookies still don’t understand what it takes to be a true hero.”

“ Oh, right, there was one other rule I forgot: Accidents happen.”

“This is my story, and you’re not part of it.”

“It seems we were fated to meet. Maybe you need a guardian?”

“All my life, I’ve been protecting others… But now, there’s no one left to protect. Maybe… It’s time I shaped my own story.”

“No wonder no one wants to die.”

“It’s sort of gloomy, don'tcha think?”

“Different name, same fate.”

“I’m dreaming… But which parts…were the dream?”

“I guess I would like to know. What do you know about me…that I don’t?”

[rpmemed]

SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

The biker didn’t process the sentence very well at first so he asked;

“Do you want me to search it up or-” he texted, looking down on his phone before either erasing it or stopp texting mid sentence after processing what Cinna meant, slowly moving up to look at his boyfriend,

Kiwi internally screamed as a bunch of smoke poured out from his helmet/neck, indicating he was now flustered and embarrassed,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

Kiwi wondered why his shirt was being fiddled with before he felt a weird sensation flow through his body once he felt his boyfriend’s hand up his sides and suddenly tickle him…?

‘tis a curse to be ticklish..!!’ Kiwi thought in a silly way,

Kiwi squirmed a bit once his sides were being tickled by his boyfriend,

he tried to jerk and run away from his boyfriend after hearing his own laughter in his ‘mind’, and more smoke seep out from his visor before now being stuck in a corner,

in the process of being tickled, Kiwi’s helmet was knocked to the side along with his phone from trying to jerk away and Kiwi tried to defend himself by covering his sides with his hands or jacket but couldn’t,

headlessbikermobster:

Kiwi wondered why his shirt was being fiddled with before he felt a weird sensation flow through his body once he felt his boyfriend’s hand up his sides and suddenly tickle him…?

‘tis a curse to be ticklish..!!’ Kiwi thought in a silly way,

Kiwi squirmed a bit once his sides were being tickled by his boyfriend,

he tried to jerk and run away from his boyfriend after hearing his own laughter in his ‘mind’, and more smoke seep out from his visor before now being stuck in a corner,

in the process of being tickled, Kiwi’s helmet was knocked to the side along with his phone from trying to jerk away and Kiwi tried to defend himself by covering his sides with his hands or jacket but couldn’t,

Cinnamon stopped tickling and laughed himself “here here your helmet is crooked it looks like you broke your neck” he reached up and fixed kiwis helmet patting it and smiling

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Kiwi chuckled to himself as his helmet was crooked and the small problem was fixed by his boyfriend, in which Kiwi thought silly like a mannequin and in which Kiwi gave a thanks to his boyfriend with a ‘kiss’ on the cheek using his helmet,

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Cinnamon blushed alittle and smiled “what if i take your helmet instead , wonder if it would fit my head” he carefully and gently took it off kiwi and tried putting it on

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"Ah, I don't see why not, maybe?? Maybe not?? If it does, then would you be able to see through the visor well??? :oc" Kiwi texted and asked as he watched his boyfriend try to put it on,

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Gay eels and supernatural secrets// closed with kiwi

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headlessbikermobster:

“that would make sense, considering my helmet is modelled to resemble a Kiwi bird (*´∇｀*)”

“Though does that mean my head flew up and away whenever it wanted and just never came back that time? :oc”

Kiwi a bit flustered by Cinna’s kissy face he bursted a bunch of smoke from his neck, “aaaaa if you’d like??? I won’t mind! (oﾟ▽ﾟ)”

his boyfriend suddenly flinched, alarming the biker a bit, not understanding what he meant and now confused yet curious he texted;

“What does that mean????¿¿??? :3c”

Cinnamon giggled when kiwi texted that and when he exploded with smoke, he looked off to the side at kiwis helmet then back to the pouring smoke “kiwis can fly silly, they run! it ran away to go and be a sweet bird”

cinnamon blushed when kiwi asked “a-ah ok gosh….it just stands for like…..if the carpet matches the drapes…” oh my how did he explain it “im gonna be blunt and embarrassed”

he motioned to his crotch area “the carpet..” then he motioned to his hair “matches the drapes” he wanted to scream and hit his head against someone KIWI WAS TOO PURE FOR THIS SIN

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Just as Kiwi was beginning to calm down, patiently and innoceny waiting for Cinna to explain, his smoke began to appear less and less, and back to it’s original state,

….Until Cinna explained it,

Kiwi was texting a response, not understanding it at first until..

…it sunk in..

and it started to make more sense..

within a matter of seconds his neck sprouted and exploded more smoke as he began to ‘overheat’ and become more flustered than before again, internally screaming,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Cinnamon yelped being surprised  “ IM JUST TELLING THE TRUTH LIKE AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR HAIR COLOR IS RIGHT?” he was blushing up a storm himself he covered his face gosh was so embarassed

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

“Y-yeah.. I mean I do shower and look at my body and see hairs.. (｡ŏ_ŏ)” Kiwi just felt flustered texting about it and continued to blush up a smoky storm,

internally screaming and sweating from embarrassment as he did,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

“THEN BAM YOU KNOW WHAT COLOR YA HAIR” he blushed and plopped on kiwi hiding his face in kiwis chest  the embarassed babies

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“Hopefully the color is the same as my head hair… (oﾟ▽ﾟ)” Kiwi joked yet hoped it was true, patting his boyfriend on the back a few times before embracing him into a hug while still being flustered,

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cinnamon blushed and hugged back mumbling out “what color is your hair then? so i can keep a eye out for any body-less heads around here”

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"aaa something like this," Kiwi texted before putting a hand over his helmet that was beside him before brushing his index finger over the one and only green colored streak on his helmet,

"Like that color (=￣▽￣=)Ｖ"

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

The biker didn’t process the sentence very well at first so he asked;

“Do you want me to search it up or-” he texted, looking down on his phone before either erasing it or stopp texting mid sentence after processing what Cinna meant, slowly moving up to look at his boyfriend,

Kiwi internally screamed as a bunch of smoke poured out from his helmet/neck, indicating he was now flustered and embarrassed,

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headlessbikermobster:

Kiwi wondered why his shirt was being fiddled with before he felt a weird sensation flow through his body once he felt his boyfriend’s hand up his sides and suddenly tickle him…?

‘tis a curse to be ticklish..!!’ Kiwi thought in a silly way,

Kiwi squirmed a bit once his sides were being tickled by his boyfriend,

he tried to jerk and run away from his boyfriend after hearing his own laughter in his ‘mind’, and more smoke seep out from his visor before now being stuck in a corner,

in the process of being tickled, Kiwi’s helmet was knocked to the side along with his phone from trying to jerk away and Kiwi tried to defend himself by covering his sides with his hands or jacket but couldn’t,

headlessbikermobster:

Kiwi wondered why his shirt was being fiddled with before he felt a weird sensation flow through his body once he felt his boyfriend’s hand up his sides and suddenly tickle him…?

‘tis a curse to be ticklish..!!’ Kiwi thought in a silly way,

Kiwi squirmed a bit once his sides were being tickled by his boyfriend,

he tried to jerk and run away from his boyfriend after hearing his own laughter in his ‘mind’, and more smoke seep out from his visor before now being stuck in a corner,

in the process of being tickled, Kiwi’s helmet was knocked to the side along with his phone from trying to jerk away and Kiwi tried to defend himself by covering his sides with his hands or jacket but couldn’t,

Cinnamon stopped tickling and laughed himself “here here your helmet is crooked it looks like you broke your neck” he reached up and fixed kiwis helmet patting it and smiling

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi chuckled to himself as his helmet was crooked and the small problem was fixed by his boyfriend, in which Kiwi thought silly like a mannequin and in which Kiwi gave a thanks to his boyfriend with a 'kiss' on the cheek using his helmet,

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Gay eels and supernatural secrets// closed with kiwi

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“that would make sense, considering my helmet is modelled to resemble a Kiwi bird (*´∇｀*)”

“Though does that mean my head flew up and away whenever it wanted and just never came back that time? :oc”

Kiwi a bit flustered by Cinna’s kissy face he bursted a bunch of smoke from his neck, “aaaaa if you’d like??? I won’t mind! (oﾟ▽ﾟ)”

his boyfriend suddenly flinched, alarming the biker a bit, not understanding what he meant and now confused yet curious he texted;

“What does that mean????¿¿??? :3c”

Cinnamon giggled when kiwi texted that and when he exploded with smoke, he looked off to the side at kiwis helmet then back to the pouring smoke “kiwis can fly silly, they run! it ran away to go and be a sweet bird”

cinnamon blushed when kiwi asked “a-ah ok gosh….it just stands for like…..if the carpet matches the drapes…” oh my how did he explain it “im gonna be blunt and embarrassed”

he motioned to his crotch area “the carpet..” then he motioned to his hair “matches the drapes” he wanted to scream and hit his head against someone KIWI WAS TOO PURE FOR THIS SIN

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Just as Kiwi was beginning to calm down, patiently and innoceny waiting for Cinna to explain, his smoke began to appear less and less, and back to it’s original state,

….Until Cinna explained it,

Kiwi was texting a response, not understanding it at first until..

…it sunk in..

and it started to make more sense..

within a matter of seconds his neck sprouted and exploded more smoke as he began to ‘overheat’ and become more flustered than before again, internally screaming,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Cinnamon yelped being surprised  “ IM JUST TELLING THE TRUTH LIKE AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR HAIR COLOR IS RIGHT?” he was blushing up a storm himself he covered his face gosh was so embarassed

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

“Y-yeah.. I mean I do shower and look at my body and see hairs.. (｡ŏ_ŏ)” Kiwi just felt flustered texting about it and continued to blush up a smoky storm,

internally screaming and sweating from embarrassment as he did,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

“THEN BAM YOU KNOW WHAT COLOR YA HAIR” he blushed and plopped on kiwi hiding his face in kiwis chest  the embarassed babies

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"Hopefully the color is the same as my head hair... (oﾟ▽ﾟ)" Kiwi joked yet hoped it was true, patting his boyfriend on the back a few times before embracing him into a hug while still being flustered,

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

The biker didn’t process the sentence very well at first so he asked;

“Do you want me to search it up or-” he texted, looking down on his phone before either erasing it or stopp texting mid sentence after processing what Cinna meant, slowly moving up to look at his boyfriend,

Kiwi internally screamed as a bunch of smoke poured out from his helmet/neck, indicating he was now flustered and embarrassed,

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Cinnamon grinned and came over lifting kiwis visor abit letting some of the smoke pour out

“i meannnnn if you dont know thats fine i can look somewhere else” he teased alittle

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Kiwi wasn’t sure how to respond since he was so flustered at the moment, letting more and more smoke pour out from his visor, so he hesitantly yet unsurely shakily texted;

“Aaaaah whichever is fine????¿?? I guess??”

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Cinnamon came closer putting his hands on his boyfriends hips “so are you saying i should look else where?” he tilted his head and grinned abit, he really liked making kiwi all flustered, it was so cute

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi flinched a bit when his boyfriend’s hands were on Kiwi’s hips, not that he didn’t mind, it surprised him a bit and made him more flustered as more smoke poured froms his helmet’s visor, he also felt a bit ticklish on the sides..?;

“A-ah… If you want??? I’m not sure what you’re looking for but go ahead??? (;´v`)”

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Cinnamon blushed HE WAS TOO INNOCENT HE COULDN’T BRING HIMSELF TO DO MORE THEN THIS, altho….maybe he was ticklish, cinna fiddled with kiwis shirt abi before his slid his hands up kiwis sides tickling him “HAHAHA”

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Kiwi wondered why his shirt was being fiddled with before he felt a weird sensation flow through his body once he felt his boyfriend's hand up his sides and suddenly tickle him...?

'tis a curse to be ticklish..!!' Kiwi thought in a silly way,

Kiwi squirmed a bit once his sides were being tickled by his boyfriend,

he tried to jerk and run away from his boyfriend after hearing his own laughter in his 'mind', and more smoke seep out from his visor before now being stuck in a corner,

in the process of being tickled, Kiwi's helmet was knocked to the side along with his phone from trying to jerk away and Kiwi tried to defend himself by covering his sides with his hands or jacket but couldn't,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Gay eels and supernatural secrets// closed with kiwi

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

headlessbikermobster:

“that would make sense, considering my helmet is modelled to resemble a Kiwi bird (*´∇｀*)”

“Though does that mean my head flew up and away whenever it wanted and just never came back that time? :oc”

Kiwi a bit flustered by Cinna’s kissy face he bursted a bunch of smoke from his neck, “aaaaa if you’d like??? I won’t mind! (oﾟ▽ﾟ)”

his boyfriend suddenly flinched, alarming the biker a bit, not understanding what he meant and now confused yet curious he texted;

“What does that mean????¿¿??? :3c”

Cinnamon giggled when kiwi texted that and when he exploded with smoke, he looked off to the side at kiwis helmet then back to the pouring smoke “kiwis can fly silly, they run! it ran away to go and be a sweet bird”

cinnamon blushed when kiwi asked “a-ah ok gosh….it just stands for like…..if the carpet matches the drapes…” oh my how did he explain it “im gonna be blunt and embarrassed”

he motioned to his crotch area “the carpet..” then he motioned to his hair “matches the drapes” he wanted to scream and hit his head against someone KIWI WAS TOO PURE FOR THIS SIN

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

Just as Kiwi was beginning to calm down, patiently and innoceny waiting for Cinna to explain, his smoke began to appear less and less, and back to it’s original state,

….Until Cinna explained it,

Kiwi was texting a response, not understanding it at first until..

…it sunk in..

and it started to make more sense..

within a matter of seconds his neck sprouted and exploded more smoke as he began to ‘overheat’ and become more flustered than before again, internally screaming,

[bird-nerd-professor-blog]

Cinnamon yelped being surprised  “ IM JUST TELLING THE TRUTH LIKE AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR HAIR COLOR IS RIGHT?” he was blushing up a storm himself he covered his face gosh was so embarassed

[headlessbikermobster-blog]

"Y-yeah.. I mean I do shower and look at my body and see hairs.. (｡ŏ_ŏ)" Kiwi just felt flustered texting about it and continued to blush up a smoky storm,

internally screaming and sweating from embarrassment as he did,