Friends in space

[x-unnamedgraves-x]

all rise for the national anthem

[lloras-deactivated20210107]

mutuals let’s makeout on no homo day 😙

[incorrectranmaquotes]

[iraffiruse]

[inksplit]

[kaprika]

Remember

[countryroads]

it’s always big titty goth gf and never big titty goth bf. what gives.

[countryroads]

hi everyone i just want to say please don’t feel scared or say sorry for tagging this as fandom stuff. unless you’re tagging this as kylo ren. please feel bad about that and think twice before reblogging this.

[teathattast]

[notactuallythebrand7up]

[icedlondonfrog]

[animatedtext]

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[coughloop]

@staff @support

[bettedavisgf]

me when a girl refers to her “partner”: 👀 me when i find out she was talking about her boyfriend with a beard: 😴

[hacash]

bi women when the lesbian you were talking to suddenly devalues you for dating a guy: 

[whirlibirdy]

woman finding out the lesbian shes talking to assumes her nb partner is a man:

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk landing the 1st ever 900 seen at the x games in 1999:

[weirdosrus42702]

Me when a straight person doesn’t understand the concept of the post but tries to be included

[normalregularguy-deactivated201]

tony hawk :

[lydiogames]

this is how jim henson puppets dance

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

finally...

[funnytwittertweets]

[kitten-cab00dle]

"I could fix him" "I could make him worse" well I could trap him in a glass jar and shake it

[genesect]

[times-chu]

[sunfortune]

crying

[ardentguilt]

Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

[kodzukens-thighz-deactivated202]

Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

[german-milfs]

uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

[radiation]

understanding of when additions to tumblr posts are and are not funny or necessary is a wonderful skill to pad any resume

[zootycoon-archive]

SO FUCKING TRUE!!!!

[telltaletypist]

lol

[doubleca5t]

THIS ☝️☝️☝️

[gharibajameel]

It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

[marsvgc]

the most important cats on tumblr are @straycatj and @pangur-and-grim. i don’t make the rules, sorry.

[straycatj]

ありがとう

でもオレぱんが一さんほどじゃないですよ

Thanks very much, but I’m not so important as much as Pangur-san

[pangur-and-grim]

彼女はゴミの赤ちゃんです

oh no Mr. J, she is a worm of ill repute and little strategic value