The feminine urge to consume marbles and orbeez

oh 🫢 i put your boyfriend 👦 in the vermicompost.🗿 yeah, no. the worms 🪱 ate him. 🍽 im so fucking sorry. 😭 --- 24

[ramalamacreatures]

HANDMADE Polymer clay Armadillo sculpture.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[arcadebroke]

[dogpuppy]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[crossroadsbishounen]

[winnterreise]

[ectos-cave]

i may have a mood disorder

[nyancrimew]

there should be a /dj (double joking) tone tag which is like the opposite of /hj for when ur joking like crazy style

[mousenemy]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this