The feminine urge to consume marbles and orbeez

oh 🫢 i put your boyfriend 👦 in the vermicompost.🗿 yeah, no. the worms 🪱 ate him. 🍽 im so fucking sorry. 😭 --- 24

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[xener-aol]

FUCK ME is there anything I can do???

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[maja-paja]

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[human-pet-they]

i could go for that right now actually

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Why did my workplace training say this

[dogpuppy]

[yuikomoriiiii]

Queen is here darlings💅

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

[dogpuppy]

[hydrahowl]

you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away

FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[bedupolker]

Opposable thumbs are handy

[rubysapphrald]

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

[rubysapphrald]

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!