Professional Disaster

18+ CONTAINS NSFW (usually tagged as such) Male Tealblood Rainbow drinker Mindfang. CURRENT EVENT: M!A: werewolf until 6th March. Perma M!A: ability to become a snake at will Mun has written an introductory guide to keeping bearded dragons as pets. j-bonner-books.com

[ardentguilt]

ABOUT THE MUSE & USEFUL LINKS

Formerly corrupted-legality

Mutuals feel free to DM me for my discord if you want a backup way to keep in touch.

FAQ: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/774374003891716096/faq?source=share

Mun About: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/759884868050124801/mun-about-im-a-1994-guy-australian-transman-7?source=share

A Summary of the other Ancestor's roles in Vin's Timeline: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/774011047596212224/so-what-about-the-other-ancestors-in-vins-au?source=share

General Info: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/733132565020573696/general-info-vin-is-from-a-bloodswapped-timeline

Basic Info: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/733132694905651200/basic-info-name-vinnae-vin-serket-age-13?source=share

Visual Refs: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/733133306267418624/visual-refs?source=share&ref=_tumblr

Snake Form Refs: https://ardentguilt.tumblr.com/post/177513388393/visual-ref-for-snake-vin-top-two-are-examples-of

Piercing Refs: https://ardentguilt.tumblr.com/post/178663458273/visual-ref-for-muses-piercings

Headcanons: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/733135486020894720/headcanons-horns-the-horns-grow-as-the-troll?source=share&ref=_tumblr

Voiceclaims: https://www.tumblr.com/ardentguilt/736840111279489024/vin-voiceclaims-mutant-her-bright-skies

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[ardentguilt]

((I’ve been working for like 2 months now and I think I’m already getting to be know as the guy who knows a weird amount of information about plants, animals, rocks, fixing machinery and power tools and the human body.

Apparently I also exceed expected effort in the completion of tasks I’m given.

So like…I’m the obsessively task driven encyclopedia on legs 😂

[ardentguilt]

Common Pyrgomorph

(Monistria discrepens)

A small species of grasshopper native to Australia. Adults generally get no larger than 3cm and often have short wings, usually brightly coloured red or orange which they display when feeling threatened.

The grasshoppers are brown in colour with a pale creamy stripe and may be plain or have small speckled markings.

They tend to have short, visibly segmented antennae and can be found in both urban and bushland environments all along the east and south coast of Australia, venturing further inland in New South Wales, south east Queensland, across Victoria and southern Western Australia.

They are plant eaters and will feed primarily on the leaves of plants such as coastal shrubs and broad leafed plants.

These are one of my favourite grasshopper species to come across as I find them to be less anxious about being handled so they’re fairly easy to get good, in focus photos of.

[ardentguilt]

Golden Drone Fly

A native Australian species of hoverfly. These flies are pollinators that feed on flower nectar and are often seen hovering around flowers or resting on leaves.

This individual is a male which can be determined by looking at the eyes. In this species of hoverfly the eyes of the males cover nearly the entire head with no clear distinguishing gap between the left and right eye. Females however do possess a noticeable gap between the eyes making this a quick and easy method to determine whether an individual of this species of male or female.

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[ardentguilt]

🦎💤

[enstorie]

Can you reblog this if the mun is 18+

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[brothersebastianscompendium]

Reblog if your muse is Panromantic/-sexual

Other pride-flag bubbles for your muses: [LGTBQA+] [Ace] [Aro] [Bisexual] [Grey-Asexual] [Demi-Asexual] [Gay] [Lesbian] [Transgender] [Intersex] [Agender] [Genderfluid] [Nonbinary]

[ardentguilt]

Titfucking or hotdogging?

“I see we’re starting right away with a difficult choice.

They 8oth have their advantages….a good titfuck has the opportunity to some oral involvement too. If they have decent spheres you can really get that good 360° stimulation.

8ut hotdogging has that classic teasing aspect to it, letting your 8ottom feel what you’re working with without truly giving them what they really want. And then there’s the choices of where to go from there, which hole to stretch out and fill first, and the access to said holes is just right there ready and waiting.

I think I’m going to have to go with hotdogging for this one.

[bedglaring]

[ardentguilt]

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[thefishfiend]

These are Lumpsuckers, they're cute and grumpy. These are only babies, cos they can grow to a foot long and become... well, a LUMP. Hehe. They have attachment feelers (it does have a name, but brain cannot recall what it is right now) on their bellies, which allow them to grip rocks. The reason they are being bred in large numbers is because they are natural pesticides against sea lice; which effect fish farmers' stocks of fish (usually Salmon). The Lumpsuckers will (gently) attach themselves to the fish and eat the lice. I love these little guys, watching them chase food is so cute.

[ardentguilt]

Finally got some slow mo vid of Hermes tongue flicking

[ardentguilt]

((So at work the other day I was working right next to the ostrich enclosure and the female ostrich came right up and started flirting with me.

The wing waving, the neck wobbling, the whole lot. She was pulling out all the moves to try and impress me 😂

Apparently I’m sexy to ostriches.))

[ardentguilt]

Bastnäsite

A rare earth containing carbonate mineral it is a yellow, honey-brown to reddish-brown coloured crystal with a glassy appearance.

It tends to form thin hexagonal crystals but can also be granular or form as masses. It is a relatively soft mineral with a tendency to be brittle.

Bastnäsite is strongly piezoelectric meaning it produces an electric charge when under mechanical stress. It can also display a dark red cathodoluminescence and some specimens can be weakly radioactive.

First discovered in 1838 from ore recovered from the Basntäs Mine in Sweden it gets its name from this locale. It is a scarce rare earth minera that is never found in large concentrations.

It is primarily found in carbonatites, alkaline granites and hydrothermal deposits.

Bastnäsite is one of the primary commercial sources of rare earth elements such as Cerium, Lanthanum, Neodymium and Praseodymium which are of importance in a number of technological industries such as the production of advanced electronics, electric vehicles, high strength magnets and even wind turbines.

This small crystal here comes from the Trimouns Talc Mine in Luzenac, Foix, Ariège, Occitanie, France.

[ardentguilt]

Bahianite

An exceptionally rare hydroxide mineral that was first discovered in 1974 along the Pico das Alma’s river in Bahia, Brazil.

Bahianite is one of the few known naturally occuring aluminium antimonate minerals.

It can range in colour from cream through tan, orange-brown and dark brown though on occassion may be colourless or even pale violet.

It’s a fairly hard mineral at a 9 on the Mohs mineral hardness scale which puts its durability on the same level as ruby and sapphire.

Due to its durability it is able to survive significant weathering and erosion and as such is mainly found as water worn pebbles.

Due to the rarity of the mineral it is primarily of interest to collectors.

These two small pebbles originate from the Pico Das Almas River in Paramirim Das Crioulas, Érico Cardoso, Bahia, Brazil.

[butchyena]

dude.

[falseficus]

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

[brownheadedcowbird]

when i was taking my first year anatomy lab, we’d occasionally find a cadaver where things would branch off or attach in the wrong order, and when we’d ask our prof about it, he’d just shrug and say “they must not have read the book”

[ryannorth]

When my friend was in med school one of the cadavers donated for them to autopsy didn't have a belly button, just smooth skin.

[dandelion-stuff-and-fluff]

In the past 10 years of teaching in an anatomy lab, I have seen:

- A donor with a scrotum the size of my head. When we opened it up, we discovered it was a MASSIVE inguinal hernia and a good 1.5 ft of intestine were trapped down there.

- A donor with situs inversus totalis, whose organs were a mirror image of what we normally see (ie their heart pointed right and their liver was on the left, just for starters)

- A donor whose right common carotid artery branched off the aorta waaay over on the left hand side of the body and crossed alllll the way back across the thorax to get where it needed to be.

- A donor with 4 lobes for their right lung (should only be 3). We named the 4th lobe the Lisa Loeb, but all of the students were too young to appreciate our sparkling wit.

- A shocking variety of penile and breast implants. Y'all would not believe the number of different ways science has come up to counteract gravity.

- A couple of cases of ectopic kidneys, where a kidney didn't rise to its typical position just deep to the lowest ribs and instead stayed in the pelvis.

There is probably some other stuff that I am forgetting. Take home point is: the human body is weird and wonderful and you should learn more about yours!

[brightlotusmoon]

....duuude.

[naamahdarling]

Spleens Georg

[stele3]

14???????

My contribution: client co pinched nerve in L side of neck. I asked about health hx; she said, “I've got some extra ribs on that side.”

me: “some?” (!!!!!??!?!??!???)

Some was 2, but that’s crazy enough.

[cactusspatz]

Yeah, I don't discover the anatomical weirdness but I've had clients come in with extra ribs, missing ribs, extra vertebra, accessory muscles (that's when you have duplicates - sometimes fine, sometimes not), bones connected where they shouldn't be (spoiler: if your lumbar spine is connected to your hip, it Causes Problems), all sorts of stuff. Bodies are weird!

[headspace-hotel]

More from the notes

This made me remember that I had a friend in high school who had one thumb that was like half an inch shorter than the other. Not sure how that happened.

[weaselle]

even the things you never think about are a spectrum

[ardentguilt]

I’m missing an entire bone from both my pinky toes.

I have too many teeth (needed to have a couple pulled to make room)

I have an extra tendon/muscle structure in both my forearms that give me enhanced grip strength.

I have little fleshy spines on the underside of my tongue.

I’m 32 and my eye colour still shifts from time to time.

I also have one muscle in each thigh that’s apparently twice the length it should be.