FUCK ME NOW IF YOU IN FLORIDA

[lunamonchtuna]

— Mary Lambert, Shame Is an Ocean I Swim Across; "You Are with the Wrong Person" (via lunamonchtuna)

[phatrabbitkiller]

Do you make custom videos?

yes. they’re $225

[headmaster305]

How can I contact you

[king-joaquin]

[recklesscloudz-deactivated20230]

Reblog and you’ll find money soon!

[nudiemuse]

Yes.

Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.

[timaeustestifieds]

reblobbed

[justthefangirl]

seriously have nothing to lose

[sherlysthougths]

Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets

[imsuchacapricorn]

You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.

Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.

[sxvsxde-blog]

I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.

[muscovado-sugar]

I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY

[niuniente]

I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.

[doveclove]

Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…

[districtdollface-deactivated201]

Amen

[deenadolly-deactivated20150921]

Reblobbed.

[breelandwalker]

I have a theory that these posts actually gather energy from the wishes of people who reblog them and that’s why they work. Plus, yanno, they get passed around by witches…a lot. :)

[lux-obscura]

Financials are getting a little rocky here (new job was a pay cut and was supposed to be an hours increase but ended up being more of a cut/lateral move) and I’m still trying to figure out how to downgrade my spending (seriously how can I cancel some of my cable services and end up paying MORE than before fucking packages fucking Verizon…) so in the meantime I could really go for a cash infusion until I get myself sorted.

[lux-obscura]

Ok this is such a ridiculous coincidence but I JUST reblogged this this morning and between then and now my tax refund hit my account 3 days early. Draw your own conclusions.

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Forever reblogging lol

[complexsugar-deactivated2016101]

Trying to go home rich, 3 more days!!!

[nilla-wafer42-blog]

No joke, I reblogged and less than 3 hours later, without asking, daddy transferred $500 into my account and I got a $1500 check.

[saint-ripper]

I reblogged this and made double what I normally make on a friday at work. It works!!

[phatttjwls]

Why TF not

[strongwood1804]

Aw wat the hell

[headmaster305]

Okay let’s see what’s up

[thakingjae-deactivated20190114]

You are beautiful😍❗ text ?

Thank You ♥️ I don’t give my number to anonymous people

[headmaster305]

Hey

[hoodfreak]

[daddytony21]

Duhh

[baltimorebaits]

Come to Baltimore

[headmaster305]

Plzzzz

[0nehandsomemf-deactivated201710]

[headmaster305]

I love ❤️️❤️️❤️️🙈👅🙈

[nyctroublemakergay-deactivated2]

[btwnhrtbeats]

As Fuck

[magnamaximepudendauirilia]

I wanna play real bad!!!

[twoguyswholovecock]

Beating these dicks right now

[sunshinenudist-deactivated20180]

What you guys doing for Thanksgiving

(via sunshinenudist)

Come to miami