i am a marvel with 10,000 arms

hi my name is cody and im a sinner || 19 || pansexual || rad as fuck ||

[heartwarminganimals]

Tail inspection

Source on twitter

[leandra-kinard]

Did you know that red pandas are real pandas and great pandas are fake pandas because they're just bears? Real pandas are more closely related to raccoons, and great pandas to dogs.

[madlori]

<zoo docent mode ON>

Red pandas are stinkin adorable! The word "panda" just means "animal that eats bamboo," so they are both equally worthy of being called that, as it's one of the few things they share! But at my zoo we like to say that the red panda is the OG panda, because they were discovered first, about 50 years before the giant panda.

<zoo docent mode OFF>

[dividusyliaster]

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

[dividusyliaster]

D I S G U S T

[flabeyblade]

FUCKING NICE

[justintaco]

[xplodingunicorn]

[zooeydeschanel]

The End of the F***ing World (2017)

I’ve just turned eighteen and I think I understand what people mean to each other.

[stream]

Venom (2018)

[inglob-wetrust]

Today was the last day of recording for Kwesi Boakye (voice of Darwin) and Logan Grove (voice of Gumball) on The Amazing World of Gumball. Due to their voice maturing, the dubbing for Gumball and Darwin will be head by others actors in season 3.They were the spirit of the show, the ones who gave a big part of the sucess so thanks for all guys!

[cemeteryd0llz]

[aliart-k-deactivated20230725]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[phx5pwr-deactivated20240513]

This actually made me fucking cry.

[grayscalewinter]

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

[dogposts]

It’s always a hole in one when you have a puppy to help. 13/10  great job

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

[emotionalmotionsicknesses]

is joe keery pregnant

[timaeustestifieds]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think

[gif87a-com]

Horror Musical Instrument

[xwu2i92-deactivated20240528]

cut to me, playing my horror instrument at 4 am; my downstairs neighbors bang relentlessly at their ceiling with a broom stick, trying to stop me from summoning witches

[corsolanite]

S P O O P Y  F R I E N D S 

[wi7tches-deactivated20180915]

[gnczhanna]

Offscreen: Devin, you know, Digimon is way better than Yu-Gi-Oh.

Devin: [unamused] Go be a furry somewhere else.

Offscreen: [Wheezy laughter]

@captioned-vines