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@headonepercenter
+shateigashira
Hey, dickhole. Dig the wax outta your ears and listen up. Do us both a favor and shut the fuck up.
You’re makin’ a fool out of yourself and your shitty ass gang. Go ride your tricycles somewhere else.
Tricycles? Who the hell do you think I am?
+dasanteki
Yeah, yeah, sure.
You’ve got an entire biker gang. There’s gotta be someone you’d recommend. Pedal bikes aren’t working too well for me at the moment.
...Fine.
What is it you're looking for? A standard? A cruiser? A sport bike? Dual-sport? Off-road? Overall, I recommend a Kawasaki. I mean, there's a lot of places to get 'em, and some have kinds of Kawas cheaper than others...
Y'know you need a licence for this, right?
+cosmonocrat
Me? Alright? I’m just fine, like always. Totally and fantastically super-duper fine! Why even question it? universally I am the best and my state of existence will fall no shorter than the absolutest, most amazingest ever!
Aa? Sure, all right. If you say so. Do you need something from me?
+shateigashira
What th’fuck did you just call me, corn cob? I’m no goddamn kid. And damn right it’s a disgusted look. Havin’ to look at your long ass eyelashes leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Just who the hell do you think you are?
Whatever...
To answer you-- The reputation of the biggest biker gang in the country--The Crazy Diamonds-- echoes far and wide. When they talk about its badass leader - the man of indomitable spirit and masculinity - they're talking about me! Mondo Oowada!
+tanoshibuki
Ibuki could ask you the same thing.
Hey! I was askin' a legitimate question!
+headrnaster
...Oi, Kouchou. Something the matter? I'm pretty damn sure I didn't do anything.
+cosmonocrat
You,uh... All right, Enoshima?
+coeurderoche
...Need somethin'? There's no reason to be hangin' around, if that's not the case.
+armiline
He stands, unsure of what to say-- but not quite nervous enough to run his mouth.
...Oi, Kirigiri.
+shateigashira
What's with the look in your eye? That... confused one? Disgusted, maybe. Are ya some kinda fuckin' ninety-niner?
+octaegis
Is that so…? You know, I know of at least seven other people on this campus who would tower over you.
...
Sure. As I said, it ain't like I see 'em every day...
+dasanteki
I’ve gotta say, I’m more keen to fight than I am to hear about your sex life — and I didn’t even come here to fight. I want to know where you buy your bikes.
Eh? Sex life-- Hey! That ain't what I'm--!!!
--Look, if y'wanna know where to get a bike, you're in the wrong place! After all, I've only ever had one! I take care of her way too good to ever need another, so don't be accusing me otherwise. I'm not some kind of wild animal, you know, I know a thing or two about repair and maintenance...
+tanoshibuki
...
What the hell is on yer head?
+dasanteki
You? Eh... Look, I know you wanna fight, but, like I already said!
I can't hit a woman! I can't put my hands on a woman... I can't touch a woman! Got that?!
+octaegis
I'll be honest with ya', it ain't every day I see someone bigger than me...!
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Eh?
I don’t have a sense of time with memories that early. Try again...
