I need somewhere to shitpost

I'm ess, they/them, i run 5 fairy tail blogs and death is the end. where I post the stuff I can't anywhere else

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if you wouldn't fuck an enderman you're a liar and a coward

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if you wouldn't fuck an enderman you're a liar and a coward

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being in love is a full time job actually. where's my 20$/hour

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spaghetti is savoury gummy worms

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everyone just. shut up. shut up and hold your sister's hand and maybe you'll feel better.

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what the fuck was i on last night

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its touch your husbands tits Tuesday

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brain/brains/brainself call those neuropronouns

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sometimes i make good content. other times i do this

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okay so babes hear me out. iida tenya can't or rather shouldn't wear clothes that cover his calves and restrict the movement of his lower body, right? so to maximise his quirk's efficiency and there is no ulterior motive to this, i have a suggestion to adapt his daily attire.

miniskirt

that's it that's the post

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fursona

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Absolutely obsessed with the implication that having a beard would have saved Johnson from impeachment and McKinley from assassination

[headoverheelshibiki]

babes it's 2021 it aint failing me quietly anymore x

[greenishness]

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

[cleffairie]

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

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this post was uploaded to reddit here’s my favorite review

[headoverheelshibiki]

adam was a malewife

[fairyreaper22345]

Absolutely obsessed with the implication that having a beard would have saved Johnson from impeachment and McKinley from assassination

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chaotic things that have happened in college

okay so it just occured to me these aren't everyday occurences, and having a class full of 17 traumatised gen z was a bad idea, so I'm sharing

"hey ess look what i have" *slams a brick on the table*

"why are you allowed to have your feet up on the table but none of the rest of us are" "im the main character"

everyday this dude P comes in with various different pieces of spiky attire. psychology teacher called it a health and safety violation, and he said "these are my social distancing spikes"

"wait so... if a woman is transgendering..."

some people at the back of my bus tried to kill a wasp by hitting with a trowel, but decided that was a bad idea because they might break the window. so they just set it on fire instead

"No, [STUDENT NAME], the urine isn't stored in the testicles"

student has baubles in their hair and wearing antlers. other student says "your main character is showing"

three dudes naruto ran across campus bc they were late for a psychology lesson

"why did you draw a sexy nurse, ess?" "what other g-ddamn choice did I have"