Sleeponmyplans

Inside one's head it's always messy

[anxietyproblem]

[windywhistle]

“- You believe in miracles? - Not today.”

— Amélie

[headspacelinh]

@chicun24124

Believe in yourself brahhh

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Using your laptop to buy another one is like asking it to dig its own grave

[showerthoughtsofficial]

We think “niiice” but we type “niceee”

[gifsofanimalsinfilm]

[weirdhybridblog]

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

[headspacelinh]

when online marketers want you to feel special but you can’t help feeling like you’re in an unwanted spotlight

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is yours.

[headspacelinh]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[collegiate-confession]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I don’t like taking or being in photos, but I’m always unhappy when I find out I don’t have any photos of an event.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I stare at a microsoft screen all day to pay for a smaller apple screen I stare at all night.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

You have a very small window for self-defense, after that it’s just revenge.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The only reason I don’t have tattoos is that I don’t feel that strongly about anything

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I correct autocorrect on my phone more often then it corrects me.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I’ve never actually been in an elevator playing elevator music.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Using a Mac is like taking a luxury cruise but you can never get off the boat. Windows is like a pirate ship that you can take wherever your heart desires, but be prepared to weather a storm or fight off other pirates.