Location: Red Grave City Police Station Time: 2 a.m. Actors: Cops Cochese and Bobby, aka “Rookie”; the sons of Sparda, who hunted the pizza deliveryman. “Beastie Boys - Sabotage” is playing quietly in the background\ Cochese: Who the hell are those clowns? Bobby: No idea, probably some loony cosplayers. Oh, they’ve got high-quality stuff by the way, the sword is just like a real one… HECK! It IS real, I’ve almost cut myself… Charge them with illegal possession of weapons! Cochese: And what do we have here… Bobby: Ha, guns! We need to check it too. Cochese: Bobby, don’t point that gun at me! If you wana check - better shoot yourself in the foot, dumbass. Cochese: Hey, you two, where did you get all these shit? Vergil: I’m not going to give you the anwer, you, pathetic people, won’t understand the source of real power anyway… Bobby: Okay, shut up, well, and you? Talk! Dante: Guys, you better just let us go, so we won’t chop you into little pieces of jerks, because you stole our dinner… Cochese: Bobby, i’m done, call the mental hospital
