The human impersonation of the random button

This is my void and I am going to scream into it. Thank you for understanding. Please continue.

[gfmcnoc]

remember guys: if you know someone is gonna ask what you're doing, it's easier to cover up your british twink drawing than to explain your doomed yaoi fic. stay safe out there

[heartbreakentertainment]

Okay, since the last time I saw you

I’ve gotten a boyfriend, a depression and lost 8kg

I’m working on getting rid of one of them

[heartbreakentertainment]

I find that more often than not, we tend to tell people the words we wish to hear or wants to be able to tell ourselves.

[such-justice-wow]

This tweet is just... Odd. Very odd.

Like... You live like this? You write like this? You think like this??

[quasi-normalcy]

I want to be absolutely clear that, when I write an alcoholic character, it's because I think that alcohol addiction and drinking to excess are cool. Just like when I write a criminal, I'm trying to persuade you, the reader, to take up a life of larceny and murder. Just so long as that's understood.

[reggiespoon]

Oh good, because that's 100% the message I take from fictional media. For instance, I watched Hannibal for recipes and relationship advice.

[heartbreakentertainment]

A love song you say;

The way his breathing changes when I kiss his neck

[heartbreakentertainment]

I have never heard a sound sweeter than when he told me he loved me

[heartbreakentertainment]

Why do I have this feeling that everything ends on Sunday

Like next week doesn’t exist

[heartbreakentertainment]

I found out why

[heartbreakentertainment]

I just had a kiss so raw and unhinged and long that my mouth is actually sore

[heartbreakentertainment]

I feel like everyone in here is running a secret operation but no one knows what

[honkytonkdyke]

i just want. to sleep

[macklesufficient]

guide 4 teens

tell the cops nothing

tell the paramedics everything

ur eyebrows are fine

[frankiecorleone]

x

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[thehillywoodshow]

Good Omens Parody will arrive with a very special delivery…🧺 Could it be more than just the Antichrist? All shall be revealed, May 10, on YouTube.com/Hillywood

[nerdysketches]

[hiddlesfan-club]

Tom Hiddleston's bear necessity! Twerking is a bear necessity!Big beasts Narrated by Tom Hiddleston!

#tomhiddleston #hiddleston #hiddlestonfan #hiddlesarmy #hiddlesfan #hiddlestoners #hiddles #bigbeasts

[smolvenger]

I want the words

Doing the Tree Twerk

Framed on my wall

[smolvenger]

@muddyorbsblr here’s the clip with the Tree Twerk Line!!!!

[girlfromthenorthcountry]

i'd sacrifice everyone in the world just to have him back idk about you guys