heartless by abd-illustrates

the heartless brainrot is strong • call me Rem! • they/ze pronouns • please don't send me anything nsfw or food related :P

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YEAH

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WRONG BLOG LMAO

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Finished present for my dad of his 7y/o Great Dane Gertrude. She likes to melt on the couch. Really happy with how this turned out!

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Are you still alive?

alive but not active here unfortunately :]

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I haven't posted here in months but I'm having a brain moment™

Like. At some point during Eira moving from with his father to not with his father, somethin must've happened to disconnect Eira from his dad. He may get disowned for his magick, his dad might've passed away, ect

n now I'm thinking abt Eira almost like,, reconnecting with that memory of his father through creating his ice weapons/armour/ect

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Heartless Headcanon #47

Lorelei is the only one allowed to even touch let alone wear Alastor’s coat. It used to be no one, but Alastor loves to see her smile when she drapes it over herself when she visits his office. Seeing a genuine smile from her is so rare that he always cherishes it.

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The coat is done aaaa! Modeled and co-created by yours truly <3

I'm so damn proud of the results!

@abd-illustrates , you like?

[tabithamoonstone]

A lil bitty Heartless headcanon: Bandy will not sit in his seat at Jury meetings under any circumstances. He will sit on the floor, the table, a ceiling beam, Lance's lap, someone else's chair, literally anywhere but where he's supposed to be. The one time he was forced to sit in his chair (and I do mean forced, Creed had to physically tie him down to get him to stay in the damn thing), he knocked it over within 0.2 seconds and spend the rest of the meeting staring at the ceiling and swinging his limbs around in the air like that kid from Castlevania.

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Things that I predict will happen when Heartless gets a substantial fandom:

● Heartless will get called a cinnamon roll constantly (because he is)

●Flint will get called a himbo constantly (because he is)

●Alchemy will probably cause many many people to realize they are bisexual (honestly they probably already have)

●There is going to be an ASTRONOMICAL amount of fanart of Black Swan Lorelei

●Half the fandom is gonna ship Eira with Flint, the other half will ship him with Lance, and there will be a silent war between the two

●Meanwhile, those who ship him with the king dude whose name I forgot will dwell peacefully in their own little corner of the internet

●Those who do not ship Lance with Eira are gonna ship him with Bandy because evil buddy cop duo

●Diana will be the meme queen

●Doppler will be the meme king

●Everyone will love River because she's too good for this world

●Everyone will hate Doc (but in a "He's a terrifying evil monster with no redeeming qualities" way, which I'm pretty sure was what was intended)

And finally

●Every single person in the fandom who gets a black cat while they're in the fandom is going to name it Murphy

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Honestly I'm tempted to write a little thing about the Wonders, with each chapter consisting of Dock being a father figure to Lance/Lorelei/Bandy, a husband to Alastor, and a brother figure to Diana.

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non sam ace heartless rights

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lance is a bimbo actually he just needs to embrace it

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Heartless has given me a lot of drawing inspiration and a realisation that I have an obsession with over decorated characters because my first thought when looking at flint was GOLD

The heartless concept and story belongs to @abd-illustrates

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“doppel this joke hasn’t been funny since we were 13 stop putting me in the recycling”

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And, of course, part two 😌

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Dock works at Asda

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My boyfriend believes that Bandy only moves in cartwheels and speaks in rhymes and honestly? I’m down for it.