crack? is it crack you smoke?

what is this, a nerd's account? art trades always open :) proud member of the Harvey Dent apologist, enthusiast, hobbyist, and obsessionist club. it is so fucking wild to me that people think im cool

[nixotinix]

Pinned post because I see a lot of people do it :))

So what's up!! My name is Nix, I'm 19, and I post on Tumblr sometimes. My shitposts are kind of everywhere, but if you just want to see my art, my hashtag is "hee ho ha ho im a funny lil art man". And if you just want to see my fanfics, my tag for that is "nix fanfics".

I don't have any DNI other than basic DNI criteria (terfs, racists, Adam Sandler, homophobes, etc)

nothing that i create will ever. EVER have even a little bit of AI in it. if you use AI for anything disrespectfully and cruelly fuck off <3

My hyperfixations change a lot, and thus the content on this page will change a lot. My current hyperfixation is: The Magnus Archives

My biggest red flag is: the bridge of Take Me Home Country Roads makes me sob violently every single time

Askbox and DMs are always open and I love to chat, so feel free to start any kind of conversation. I also love birds, send bird pics. My love for middle aged men is also well documented.

My other socials can be found here:

nixotinix

How to find the social medias of artist and creator nixotinix.

[nixotinix]

So you guys know how im a massive nerd about rollercoasters

You'll never guess where I am

[nixotinix]

Ill be like the guy who married his car but im getting married to steel vengeance

[nixotinix]

I miss you steel vengeance

[nixotinix]

So you guys know how im a massive nerd about rollercoasters

You'll never guess where I am

[nixotinix]

Ill be like the guy who married his car but im getting married to steel vengeance

[nixotinix]

So you guys know how im a massive nerd about rollercoasters

You'll never guess where I am

[nixotinix]

back on my harvey dent shit do we ever think about the fact that Bruce and Harvey have been friends since they were children and Bruce had all that time to save Harvey but he still couldn't

Do we. Do we ever think about that

[creature-lala]

Te deseo, cariño<3

[ooo-silly-worms]

Harvey my love… ( @nixotinix !!!)

[nixotinix]

HARVEYYYY YEAHHHH I LOVE HARVEY YEAHHH HARVEY YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YEAHHHHH HARVEY 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

GRRRRR GRRRR GRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRR

[nixotinix]

Do we think scarecrow has two mugs one for fear toxin one for his coffee like how artists have one for paint water one for regular water

One of them says "not fear toxin" the other one says "FEAR TOXIN"

Scarecrow nation please provide your input

[falling-stars-dont-go-far]

Fun tag game idea: say something that most of your followers wouldn’t actually know

I’ll start first: I am actually married. Irl. I have a husband. I know it’s surprising considering the Tumblr spouses, but my husband thinks it’s funny.

Open tags

[star-dew-chicken]

I have met satan-offical in real life and I’ve played the clarinet since I was 6

@stars-and-sharks @fangirlmenace

@pipatetka-be-cranking @iammentallystable16

@fortheloveofgrantaire

[amazingdylan]

i play the piano, guitar and i sing :D

and i am doing art and music for gcse

@tyrannosaurus021 @teamyuri @elliot-the-awesome @lyraisnotonfire @aliensatemysocks and open !!

[satan-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I'm gonna join in

I have a Level 1 qualification in Ballet and I have vasovagal syncope :P

Open tags cause I know too many people + forget people's names 😔

[im-a-rock]

When I snapped my tibia and fibula I made a Monty Python reference in the ER.

I was also the most calm person in the ER.

@the-grim-reaper-offical @kingtwink @raxlexander @shiziv @coffee--spill @zeta-finnish @thatsmyineffablelifeline + open.

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

i had my tonsils removed when i was in kindergarten and got to skip a week of school

@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @chr0nically-b0red @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @walking-mushroom @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @lelethetopicchanger @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical

[lotions-potions-and-notions]

My elbows don't extend fully straight, while almost every other joint is hyperflexible though

@slowalkingbisexualgirl @221biandconfused @joylivie @the-aricher @starstruck-daydreamer @souperache @not-a-gay-fangodess @bookworm-fangirl1 @candiceturner @wallyblack1925-offical @mayawithany @miniaturespirestorm @bucky-barns-at-221b @coneheadobviously @krow-offical @brambledeggs @eleventhirtythoughts 

[mayawithany]

I had surgery when I was a newborn, so I have a metal "clip" inside my back (my twin sister does too)

@coneheadobviously @evskiii @grace-ful-13 @mentally-tori-261 @this-machine-runs-on-coffee + OPEN tags:p

[laurieheehee]

i met (and talked to) the Queen of England when she was still alive and i was like 7

@wool-and-writing @waitingonabook @h0bbes-is-c000l + OPEN TAGS

[robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse]

ive had dinner with the bassist of pearl jam

@dont-you-dare-forget-the-sun @holybananapants @luceygoosey9 @legalityoftheraccoons @buckysrightarm1 @sunnywiththunderstorms + open tags!

[legalityoftheraccoons]

dude I talk about myself too much I don’t have any secrets

I have a desk from my grandmother that is from the 1920s-ish?

open tags because. I’m lazy and my main moots have already been tagged

[black--stars]

Three random facts:

One of my ear canals are notably smaller than the other. It makes it harder to clean, and it kinds hurts sometimes, but otherwise it has no effect on my life and I didnt even realize until a few months ago.

I unironically thought undertale took place in hell. I didn't figure that out until at least four years of knowing the game existed, when a friend was speaking about the game and I mentioned that. As it turns out, "the underground" is in fact, just a place underground.

When I was 13 I used to go to the master bedroom and hide my parents' lube. I didn't steal it for myself or anything, I just threw them behind their dresser because I really hated the possibility of getting another sibling and that was the best way I could think of preventing that.

@simplystarrysky @mrblackhaironthestreet + open tags (i didn't realize that's something people specify? i always assume open tags)

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

that last one is incredibly funny! I'll follow your format lol

three random facts:

1) i once stole a weed-related product from right behind an empoyees back and i had to go in my tiptoes to reach over a transparent plastic divider to get it. i have never been caught and that might be my riskiest sticky-fingered stunt yet. i keep a mental catalogue of surveillance in stores, on streets, etc. oh and for some reason i tend to sneak up on people unnoticed even though I don't mean to and it seems crazy sometimes -- like I'll be in steel-toed boots and embodying a large sillhouette and regardless only be noticed when I'm within like 3 feet of someone. this is of course an incredibly funny nature to employ for sibling-scaring purposes and trickery.

2) i have known my partner since we were 6 years old, longer than I've known my own sibling. she has seen the absolute worst of me and the best. she has helped me survive innumerable times. and though we have our problems, i am so lucky and glad to have her in my life. she is the only person who can make me laugh with little effort. being in her company makes me feel at home no matter where we are or what we're doing.

3) i have managed to gain around 20lbs give or take within approximately 3 months (though i suspect i am losing some of the weight unfortunately due to stress and the other factors that make it difficult for me to eat properly... I'm hoping I'll correct course on that by mid-July and am looking to gain another 5-10 lbs from my starting weight along with the existing 20lbs i may have lost some of. also my new brand of protein powder is total garbage and i will never get it again, I'm going to go back to the one i liked before hopefully even if it's on the pricier side)

@aro-spectre @asterosian @big-tiddy @imoanurparentsnames @kitsuneprincessspring @little-flame-prince @nebulae-astros-official @nsfwitchy2 @wandering-wolf23

feel free to play even if ur not tagged :)

[nebulae-astros-official]

1. I have a heart shaped birthmark on my arm

2. I planned the murder of a girl who hurt my bestie when I was in 1st grade with said bestie, we even thought about how to get rid of the evidence {cut the corpse up, burn it in the shady ass peice of land near our houses and launch the remains in a homemade firework}

3. I like to make things that remind me of my friends but I'm usually too scared to show it to them ;-;

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @themanthemythelegendvesper @fire-girl-is-here-yo @roseisgoat @lwlfire @killer-offical @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @coffee--spill + open tags

[kingkit7734]

Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the other side ye see

My sense of direction is apparently very good (or so I've been told)

I never speak in public, like, at all

I only drink, and only ever will drink water

Open tags !

[randomsokk]

1.) uh last year i was the global eighth (between fifth and tenth anyway since its hard to judge skill) best player of a game (between 50-60k players at the time)

2.) i accumulate various things that i love inexplicably and they currently include a sloth plushie, a turtle on a necklace, a ring that is plain metal with black flame on the sides (its also like seven or eight years old) a green hoodie/jacket and several other knicknacks

3.) idk im not v interesting but ig i very much like physical affection? or I am actually pretty good at archery?

Tags: @mysticalyouthwizard @jqydiqm0nds @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @faiconic @do-not-u-dare +open tags

[do-not-u-dare]

I used to have like 10 dogs in a minecraft survival world. Then I lost them. Then I got new ones. And then I stopped playing minecraft

[bacone-official]

i have a mullet

I really dislike physical contact

I have a rock and marble collection

Tags

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @7-eleven-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @satan-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical + open tags!!!

[dying-pen-offical]

Oh. Uh. Something my followers wouldn't know...uhmmm...oh God...UHHHH...I don't know what I HAVEN'T told people about...

I have a bunch of bells tied to my bedroom door so I can hear whenever someone enters my room?

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @toaster-waffle-offical @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else!

[confused-cookie-blog]

Hmmmm....

I actually prefer brownies over cookies, my favorite color is a dark royal purple, and I despise pink "girly" things when given to me.

@knickknat @ameelawless @totallyestrogen @international-electromatics @ca-cupid-offical @gay-missionary-offical @obsesseddemonlord-offical @gay-news-offical @queer-offical @queenofshippingcringe +open tags

[knickknat]

I drink A TON of water on a daily basis. It's to the point where I might be over-hydrated.

@thetyrannytranny @vox-is-me @ihateeveyoneandeverything @jdoeseverythingwrong @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @celinamorningstar @niktokof @dragons-teardrops @bat-phantom + any mutual I forgor

[thetyrannytranny]

I’m Hispanic, and my father is from Colombia

@avhira @aceofhearts64 @aceofpans @drudg30n @maolonq @march-of-the-finsettos @mang0chees3 @linguinemunch @transewenmontagu @trans-marvin @troglodyke1895 @thelytokouscatwhimsy @thecompletionistsystem @ghostlybluetrain

[transewenmontagu-deactivated202]

The reason I initially blew up on pinterest was because I made a brainrot version of newsies called mewsies. To this day, my pins with the most comments and likes are mewsies.

@your-local-soc-girl @i-am-a-guest (yall knew that but shhhh) @pandora-audax @thespian-and-lesbian @gay-christian-borle @iambecomelasagne

[gay-christian-borle]

Ty 4 tag!!!!

I have aphantaisia

i had a Jamaican accent as a small child

I used to be a HUGE cg5 fan and went to a cg5 concert

i once dressed up as the ENTIRE band tally hall for Halloween

@timmyytoughknuckles @self-proclaimed-fan @engag3d @ronaldist

+ open tags :D

[engag3d]

thanks for the tag :-)

uhhhh idk I’ve already said this one before but I have a printed out picture of Henry Hidgens in the “can you lock the fuck in” meme thing tapped above my desk and it watches me do things

@teds-awesome-doodles @thetimeb4stard @that-bookworm-bitch @stephanieyumyum @myosotis-elinora and anyone else who wants to join

[myosotis-elinora]

Wow this is my third or fourth time doing this!

It seems to be I am now my family's designated baker; it's my mom's birthday this sunday and they asked me to bake them chipa (that's basically cheese bread) and chajá (a specific cake) (I agreed, obviously). Next month it's my aunt's birthday and she also asked me to bake her something, I get to choose what

@andimissmylovergirl @moss4brains @eldest-daughter-syndrome @mossysjournal @stereosonicanimatronic @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme and anyone else who wants to say something!

[moss4brains]

I’m a sword dancer and have been since I was 12ish

And have never watched the Minecraft movie

@junkbucketz @swampspiders @manybirdz27 @nyctous-knight Plus anyone else who wants to

[manybirdz27]

Uhh, Idk, My birthday doesn't actually exist? is that a good one? I once broke a rock with my teeth and ate bits of it with little to no concquences?

@spid-the-spider @marius-vonraum @i-love-my-gays @yourlocalfandomfriendo @arbitrarilyselected @atardigradewieldingexcalibur @athenapallas14 @amaryllifolius2727 @eye-prophet @mag150cul-de-sac @thinkingabout-girls @little-creecher + anyone

[arbitrarilyselected]

I can respect that skill @manybirdz27

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have a pretty good memory for places. So I only need to go somewhere once or twice, and I'll be able to lead you to that place a few years later without issue.

I have 17 piercings and 9 tattoos (soon to be more if anyone has any Mechanisms based suggestions, I have a very long list I'm ticking off in my notes)

I really like penhaligons perfume, but don't have a penhaligons budget.

I love fossils and, in the past, to the irritation of those around me, have found a fossil as I walked 3 paces onto a beach.

@spid-the-spider @atardigradewieldingexcalibur @yourlocalfandomfriendo @padawanpooh @tea-cake-and-columbidae @ooo-silly-worms anyone else who would like to join in!

[ooo-silly-worms]

Oh this is fun!! Let’s think…

I can recite almost the entire script of Corpse Bride from memory! It is. A problem. (I once did it for my friend, I felt like a court jester)

When I was a kid, my grandma had a weeping willow tree in her garden, and I thought it would be a fun game to swing on the branches. I swung partially through a window, cut my leg to pieces and couldn’t walk for several weeks... but now I have a cool-ass scar on my leg!

I’m a bit of a maximalist when it comes to jewellery — I wear 14 rings and at least three necklaces on a daily basis, and bracelets over half way down each of my forearms when I’m going out.

I have an accidental shrine to Baby Groot on my shelf, because Guardians of the Galaxy was my favourite film about four years ago and every birthday someone would get me merch.

Umm who to tag? @stronglychromatictroll @envyasinnv @nixotinix @ringer21368 @piter-foxi-2 @icky-flix @12rattss @voodookid and anyone else who wants to join! (And no pressure if I’ve tagged you :))

[nixotinix]

Hmm lets see. I love harvey dent! Never told anybody that before. Jokes aside,

I have very passionate feelings about classic animated kids movies from the late 2000s. Think Kung Fu Panda, HTTYD, Shrek, Megamind, etc. Don't talk to me about Megamind it got done so dirty.

I currently work as a manager at a fast food place. Its so horrible dont take the management job kids

Uhmmm I really like rollercoasters! Im a huge nerd about rollercoasters. (I am literally on vacation to go ride a bunch of rollercoasters rn). I once held my girlfriend hostage and made her listen to my Ted talk about rollercoaster mechanisms on MS paint for like an hour and she loved it.

I do in fact have a girlfriend but everyone in my and my best friend's family think we are dating but we are in fact not. Tell the people how our families think we're dating @brovotics-art

I will also tag @yourfavouritefighter who is like my only other mutual (that is not already here)

[nixotinix]

Im on a road trip rn and I need to make everyone aware of this sign

[nixotinix]

We went to uranus

[ooo-silly-worms]

I think I really need to go to Uranus

[nixotinix]

I took so many pictures just of stupid butt jokes

[ooo-silly-worms]

If I do ever go to America, this place is absolutely on my list, oh my god-

[nixotinix]

Can confirm America is not real

[nixotinix]

Im on a road trip rn and I need to make everyone aware of this sign

[nixotinix]

We went to uranus

[ooo-silly-worms]

I think I really need to go to Uranus

[nixotinix]

I took so many pictures just of stupid butt jokes

[nixotinix]

Im on a road trip rn and I need to make everyone aware of this sign

[nixotinix]

We went to uranus

[nixotinix]

Im on a road trip rn and I need to make everyone aware of this sign

[carrionhearted]

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

[nixotinix]

fellas its. its so hard out here being dragged back into the throes of a hyperfixation that you thought had long gone but no its back and better (worse?) than ever

i have a spreadsheet now

[ooo-silly-worms]

Been there, buddy. Good luck :’)

[nixotinix]

its been like... a week? since said hyperfixation kicked back in and there's already been so... so much art i've made and my wife is tired of how much i talk about it </3

[ooo-silly-worms]

Ahhh yeah that’s fair-, I think if I mention Shadow the Hedgehog one more time to my best friend, she’ll shoot me…

[nixotinix]

its hard having adult money and a hyperfixation with..... so much merchandise. there's so many things i can spend my money on

[ooo-silly-worms]

Oh god yeah- I’m trying to be responsible with my adult money, but oh the things I could buy…

[nixotinix]

WHATTT you need to show me the two-face patch I beg

[ooo-silly-worms]

:D!!

He is my pride and joy- I’ve been planning to add some more of my favourite rogues for a while, but I’ve been so busy and never got around to it

[nixotinix]

YOOOO thats so sick??? The little beads on the bottom do so much and I love me a blue harvey AURGH thats my man

[ooo-silly-worms]

Akdjejfks thank you!! Blue Harvey is my absolute favourite version, I know it’s not as serious but he’s so prettyyy and colourful and fun

[nixotinix]

I desperately need a Cool Jacket(tm), I still have copious amounts of swagger of course but I fear with a Cool Jacket I would be unstoppable

[nixotinix]

fellas its. its so hard out here being dragged back into the throes of a hyperfixation that you thought had long gone but no its back and better (worse?) than ever

i have a spreadsheet now

[ooo-silly-worms]

Been there, buddy. Good luck :’)

[nixotinix]

its been like... a week? since said hyperfixation kicked back in and there's already been so... so much art i've made and my wife is tired of how much i talk about it </3

[ooo-silly-worms]

Ahhh yeah that’s fair-, I think if I mention Shadow the Hedgehog one more time to my best friend, she’ll shoot me…

[nixotinix]

its hard having adult money and a hyperfixation with..... so much merchandise. there's so many things i can spend my money on

[ooo-silly-worms]

Oh god yeah- I’m trying to be responsible with my adult money, but oh the things I could buy…

[nixotinix]

WHATTT you need to show me the two-face patch I beg

[ooo-silly-worms]

:D!!

He is my pride and joy- I’ve been planning to add some more of my favourite rogues for a while, but I’ve been so busy and never got around to it

[nixotinix]

YOOOO thats so sick??? The little beads on the bottom do so much and I love me a blue harvey AURGH thats my man

[nixotinix]

fellas its. its so hard out here being dragged back into the throes of a hyperfixation that you thought had long gone but no its back and better (worse?) than ever

i have a spreadsheet now

[ooo-silly-worms]

Been there, buddy. Good luck :’)

[nixotinix]

its been like... a week? since said hyperfixation kicked back in and there's already been so... so much art i've made and my wife is tired of how much i talk about it </3

[ooo-silly-worms]

Ahhh yeah that’s fair-, I think if I mention Shadow the Hedgehog one more time to my best friend, she’ll shoot me…

[nixotinix]

its hard having adult money and a hyperfixation with..... so much merchandise. there's so many things i can spend my money on

[ooo-silly-worms]

Oh god yeah- I’m trying to be responsible with my adult money, but oh the things I could buy…

[nixotinix]

WHATTT you need to show me the two-face patch I beg

[nixotinix]

fellas its. its so hard out here being dragged back into the throes of a hyperfixation that you thought had long gone but no its back and better (worse?) than ever

i have a spreadsheet now

[ooo-silly-worms]

Been there, buddy. Good luck :’)

[nixotinix]

its been like... a week? since said hyperfixation kicked back in and there's already been so... so much art i've made and my wife is tired of how much i talk about it </3

[ooo-silly-worms]

Ahhh yeah that’s fair-, I think if I mention Shadow the Hedgehog one more time to my best friend, she’ll shoot me…

[nixotinix]

its hard having adult money and a hyperfixation with..... so much merchandise. there's so many things i can spend my money on